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SAJHA SOCCER CUP?

   wassap people.. I think it would be real 14-Apr-04 Help_desk_3
     OOooo oooo ooo.. i wana play, i wana pla 14-Apr-04 Dominatrix
       Pass the ball. Blow the whistle and I'll 14-Apr-04 lll_lll
         GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT IDEA!!!! ..:D.... but 14-Apr-04 Dananah
           Yo yo yo peeps ya all have great ideazz 14-Apr-04 YounggunaaZZ
             Good Idea How about in Memorial day w 14-Apr-04 MRI
               MRI>............. how bout sum showdown. 14-Apr-04 yOuNgBlOoDz
                 YB, dirty south? where is that? 14-Apr-04 MRI
                   Dirty South is Texas, where else. 14-Apr-04 touch_the_sky
                     DIRTY SOUTH, DIRTY DIRTY, les do it some 14-Apr-04 redstone
                       I second Redstone. Somewhere in Mid-West 14-Apr-04 meera
                         The Sajha Cup should be shared between b 14-Apr-04 gerox
                           whats up guys.. i was being serious yaar 15-Apr-04 help_desk_3
                             round up the cheerleading team, girls... 15-Apr-04 porcelina
                               haha 15-Apr-04 help_desk_3
                                 Porcey!! Im here im here! Man i overslep 15-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                                   Red Card to Domi for improper dress code 15-Apr-04 OU812
                                     OU812, No one shows cards to Domi...OOoo 15-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                                       Booking me huh Domi? You are welcome to 15-Apr-04 OU812
Oh believe me OU812, rough and tough is 15-Apr-04 Dominatrix
   hehahahah/.... everybody interested in ( 15-Apr-04 porcelina
     Domi, I am rough and tough, ready to wea 15-Apr-04 OU812
       Porce, would love to join your club but 15-Apr-04 OU812
         ou812, legs, micor's mini's are a must.. 15-Apr-04 porcelina
           Porce, will wear kilt & tam and do the R 15-Apr-04 OU812
             yoz Dan's dun wurry.. yah'll always be w 15-Apr-04 EdHunter
               Ed...sounds like a plan to me..:D...u su 15-Apr-04 dananah
                 damn table sucks heres another go..:D 15-Apr-04 Dananah
                   this better work...if not page is gonna 15-Apr-04 Dananah
                     here's mine.. 2. EdHunter • 23 > A 16-Apr-04 EdHunter
                       <br> age> 25 height>5'3" weight> 16-Apr-04 stillontheshelf
                         • Name: Shefali Ko Poi • Age:25 • Heig 16-Apr-04 Shefali_Ko_Poi
                           still no manager?? and only four team me 17-Apr-04 EdHunter
                             OU 812...a skin head? I think I might ju 17-Apr-04 Poonte
                               FLOP IDEA.!!!!!!!!!! CHU CHU ........... 17-Apr-04 niksnpl
                                 Dyaamnit, i been tryna put my details in 17-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                                   Put me in guys, Kale, height-5.11, wei 17-Apr-04 KaleKrishna
                                     Ok guys heres the latest table and bios. 17-Apr-04 Dananah
                                       i'm in too. height 5'11 weight 150 lbs 17-Apr-04 EnufRespectseeyan
can i play too?i know how to cheeer!!!U. 17-Apr-04 Shefali
   malai ni khelna man lagooooo!!! Age/w 17-Apr-04 oys_chill
     Soccer, Sucks... so slow game. I almost 17-Apr-04 Prem Charo
       I wanna join for cheer. i will love to p 17-Apr-04 honeybuzz
         <br> Prem Charo.. Soccer slow 'rey'?? w 18-Apr-04 EdHunter
           prem charo...seems like u words hurt som 18-Apr-04 Dananah
             Dear Sajha board members, I also woul 18-Apr-04 GurL_Interrupted
               i am 19 5"6 weight i don't know too( j 18-Apr-04 honeybuzz
                 Name> ou812 Position> Manager (Guvnor, 19-Apr-04 OU812
                   >>Poonte, au natural skinhead not eligib 19-Apr-04 KaLaNkIsThAn
                     Guys, let's set up Boston vs NY socce 19-Apr-04 MRI
                       Hee heeee! Niksnpl eating his words! I t 19-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                         LOL Domi, you are a riot!! Just refra 19-Apr-04 KalankisThan
                           Disclaimer: Raterd 18 for Kalanki eye on 19-Apr-04 OU812
                             juz to keep this alive... any more taker 21-Apr-04 EdHunter
                               I wouldn't mind kicking, as long as you 21-Apr-04 SITARA
                                 Ok, Guys Wear Kilts and Gals wear long, 21-Apr-04 SITARA
                                   I am in too!! Name: Casey00 Age: 21 21-Apr-04 Casey00
                                     Count me in too. Name: Meera Height: 5 21-Apr-04 meera
                                       hey meera, if you wanna be a goalie, 21-Apr-04 Laley
OU812 said, "... he (kalanki) claims he 21-Apr-04 KALANKISTHAN
   hahaha...chinese gumboot! hajmola candy 21-Apr-04 oys_chill
     oys, what do you expect in Haadi gaau? h 21-Apr-04 KaLaNkIsThAn
       Kalanki bhyarluk hoina ba, Nepali Naya b 22-Apr-04 OU812
         <br> me and Dan as commentators??? hmm 22-Apr-04 EdHunter
           Ma pani kelna aaula. Do I need to whack 22-Apr-04 Hellbound
             Application Form: NAME: SITARA HEI 22-Apr-04 SITARA
               Now what go here, all in orgee what no t 22-Apr-04 rohini_a
                 Sitara, that’s a darned detailed form ma 23-Apr-04 EdHunter
                   EdHunter Thank you for comment.Well no 23-Apr-04 honeybuzz
                     so will someone please update the table 24-Apr-04 stillontheshelf
                       stillontheshelf.. dun be like those few 24-Apr-04 EdHunter
                         calm down ed...damn only bit of competit 24-Apr-04 stillontheshelf
                           gal.. soccer's THE name for it.. if yah 25-Apr-04 EdHunter
                             Oi Ed who told u im supposed to come up 25-Apr-04 Dananah
                               Dananah, i want in too. i'll play defend 25-Apr-04 redstone
                                 goodness, i completely forgot about this 25-Apr-04 porcelina
                                   HEY GALS, LET'S ALL DRESS IN MINI SKIRTS 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
                                     hahahahaha.. ya do that.. you don't desr 25-Apr-04 dyamn
                                       OKAY FINE, I CHANGE MY MIND AS DYAMN THE 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
So debate about dress, cheerleading song 25-Apr-04 meera
   Dyyaaammnn.. i aint been in here for age 25-Apr-04 Dominatrix
     OH WOW, OUR SAJHA B1TCH HAS SPOKEN LIKE 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
       Hee heee! Our Rohini is just too funny. 25-Apr-04 Dominatrix
         A pleasure to give you something to get 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
           Aaaww.. mwaah mwaah to u Rohini sweety. 25-Apr-04 Dominatrix
             Already getting dirty wiff me, girl? Sur 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
               Nice to know i got choice from the best 25-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                 Domi, just wanna let you know that i lik 25-Apr-04 dyamn
                   Soccer is gayyy. 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
                     Dyaaamnn.. i appreciate it this much.... 25-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                       That's not the only thing dominatrix is 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
                         heheh domi, i can't see how wide your ar 25-Apr-04 dyamn
                           Rohini , no body is in war with you . pl 25-Apr-04 dyamn
                             Hahaaaa..dyamn..stop tickling my ribs.. 25-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                               Sweet dreams sweetie-pie. I gotta hit th 25-Apr-04 rohini_a
                                 Elllooo Eone!!! Well I followed this t 25-Apr-04 IndisGuisE
                                   Read "Ass of meh" as "As of meh"... Am 25-Apr-04 IndisGuisE
                                     foootbaaaallllllllll me play too 25-Apr-04 lopsee
                                       Rohini.. what’s ur problem gal? looking 26-Apr-04 EdHunter
Ooh, wowie, the nerd has managed to writ 26-Apr-04 rohini_a
   AHA, rohini... I think we've met before. 26-Apr-04 SITARA
     yawnzz..!!! can u prove that i am a gay. 27-Apr-04 EdHunter
       had promised myself wont post for some d 29-Apr-04 Dananah
         laat hanay rah marnu parcha yo badhar la 29-Apr-04 EdHunter


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Help_desk_3 Posted on 14-Apr-04 12:14 PM

wassap people.. I think it would be real hot if sajha could come up with a soccer tournament or suttin.. Sajha Soccer Cup..

got suttin to say?
Dominatrix Posted on 14-Apr-04 01:06 PM

OOooo oooo ooo.. i wana play, i wana play! Sounds great.. but depends on the feedback... or else it'll be 5 a side tournament! Come on everyone go for it!

Domi
lll_lll Posted on 14-Apr-04 01:11 PM

Pass the ball. Blow the whistle and I'll be there
Dananah Posted on 14-Apr-04 01:25 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT IDEA!!!! ..:D....
but most probaly it will be held in US...:'(...so those in US...lucky u all..:D

but seeing how busy nepalese ppl can be...will there even enuf ppl to participate for a 5-aside soccer with 8 teams??..:P

if only Sajha could find some sponsors(or ne the sponsor) and maybe create a World Soccer league...few in US(states)...few in OZ...few in UK..nepal too ;)...and in the end...the winners of each state meets each other....and Sajha sponsors for the travelling (accommadation, players will handle it themselves...so many parks to camp out there.:P).

.....well its good to dream..isnt it??:D

hey maybe we cant find sponsors who can afford to sponsor the whole team..but maybe...just maybe... they can afford to get a two way ticket for one person...;)
Pick Me!!!!:D:D:D:D.....
i promise you..it willl be worth the money...

think i need to find a team 1st....hey any team needs a player??...keeper..defender..midfielder..striker...bench warmer??anything..:D

better stop dreaming..:(

have fun...:D
YounggunaaZZ Posted on 14-Apr-04 02:55 PM

Yo yo yo peeps ya all have great ideazz but the dream bout gettin the sponsor is gonna clazzz...if ya all did't get it then ill explain it.. what i mean to say is there ain't no people who is unselfish enuff to sponsor to play soccer specially nepali people. they dont have enough time earning their own money how r they gonna spend on the soccer game. well hope u guys have good luck but im not so sure bout ur dream but if theres one sponsore u guys can get then holla back ima be there show ya all wt i got u know i got some trick i taught that to ronaldo and beckham...lolz :-)...peace yo..
MRI Posted on 14-Apr-04 03:00 PM

Good Idea

How about in Memorial day week end?

where? NYC, CT, Boston?
yOuNgBlOoDz Posted on 14-Apr-04 03:19 PM

MRI>............. how bout sum showdown... here in dirty south..

why always in NYC or DC or east coast..


lets do it down here



yb
MRI Posted on 14-Apr-04 03:29 PM

YB,

dirty south? where is that?
touch_the_sky Posted on 14-Apr-04 03:44 PM

Dirty South is Texas, where else.
redstone Posted on 14-Apr-04 03:48 PM

DIRTY SOUTH, DIRTY DIRTY, les do it somewhere in MID-US, so everyone don't have to go as much far. its like coming in the center, from around.
meera Posted on 14-Apr-04 03:57 PM

I second Redstone. Somewhere in Mid-West would be awesome. Nebraska is ALWAYS a great place to hold tournaments. You get to eat real cheap corn :-)
gerox Posted on 14-Apr-04 04:00 PM

The Sajha Cup should be shared between both the winnig team and the losing team.Its just Sajha.
help_desk_3 Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:01 AM

whats up guys.. i was being serious yaar when i thought about sajha soccer cup.. i mean... sajha is a pretty big site for nepali here in the US.. and if it hosts a weekend tournament in Boston.. it would be great...
Forget the dirty south.. u guys got ur own thing goin on.. but for the East Cost people like us.. we got nuttin to look forward to except ANA which is like 7000 miles from east coast every year. SO sahjha bros.. comon yaar.. it would def be something to think about.. i mean.. if it dont work out the first year then we will forget about doin it again..
porcelina Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:06 AM

round up the cheerleading team, girls... DOMI, DOMI WHERE ARE YOU?? you're late for practice again!!
help_desk_3 Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:14 AM

haha
Dominatrix Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:21 AM

Porcey!! Im here im here! Man i overslept again then i hear my girl P hollering me!
Yeh yeh, wouldnt mind, givin the guys rounds of cheerz but my intentions are to be the star striker! Its time us gurls got up the ladder and showed em our skills, we know we got em! Me and Porcey be the duo strikers, anyone got a problem with that? Talk to my whip.. hee hee.

Domi
OU812 Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:26 AM

Red Card to Domi for improper dress code. No whips please.

Will you ladies take your kit off to celebrate goals? Yipeeeeeeeeeeee


Bend it like ........
Dominatrix Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:43 AM

OU812, No one shows cards to Domi...OOoooo now you're in my bad books mister, watch your back..

Puhhleaaz, if anyones kit is gona be off its gona be yours buddy, and that mouth of yours needs to be taped up! ;o)

Domi
OU812 Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:47 AM

Booking me huh Domi? You are welcome to tackle me :o)

little rough play has never hurt anybody. Whipishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Dominatrix Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:51 AM

Oh believe me OU812, rough and tough is my speciality, but if u get in Domi's way you'll end up bein stretchered away for good..bye bye! hee hee... so u still want me to tackle u babe? Naahhh.. i didnt think so either.. ;op

Domi
porcelina Posted on 15-Apr-04 07:51 AM

hehahahah/.... everybody interested in (joining) the cheerleading squad please leave your name and telephone number below. if you want, you can leave your email addresses and passwords too.

OU812 Posted on 15-Apr-04 08:01 AM

Domi, I am rough and tough, ready to wear and tear.
Pull me stretch me I don't care.
Fitted to the boot.

What the heck... taste the wild side

Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.......
OU812 Posted on 15-Apr-04 08:02 AM

Porce, would love to join your club but can't cut the figure nor have legs for micros.
porcelina Posted on 15-Apr-04 08:07 AM

ou812, legs, micor's mini's are a must... mind you, follow the rules, or you might hear a certain WHOTRAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH of a certain whip. ;)
OU812 Posted on 15-Apr-04 08:18 AM

Porce, will wear kilt & tam and do the Riverdance on the sideline to cheer you'll . Might as well sing "I am slave for you".

Failing that let me start a Football Hooligan Club. Applicant must have skin head, wear New Castle jersy, drink atleast 5 pints of Guiness. Anytakers?

EdHunter Posted on 15-Apr-04 09:18 AM

yoz Dan's dun wurry.. yah'll always be wanted in this part of the world.. ain;t so much soccer here as was expected. calling itself the founder of football... but yah gotta pay for ur own trip pal. ain;t got much cash to spare yah.

anywayz i gotta suggesstion for yah.. i'll predict all the soccer bets, as correctly as i can. and u can come here with the winnings.. then we can start a socer compt or sumthing like that.. scout for the best talents here, and set up NEPAL FC here in the UK.. we'll join some leauge.. below the conference leauge and slowly progress our way up to the premiership. and who knows some premiership or Div 1 club might come talent scouting us. and maybe pick either u or me. and if what they say is true, then we'd be rich earning abt £5k a week.. that's load man.. we'll be LOADED.. RICH.. RICH i tell yah... and that is if yah juz come here.. :P
dananah Posted on 15-Apr-04 08:31 PM

Ed...sounds like a plan to me..:D...u sure the Enlish would want me?? not much soccer there?? and i thought u had heaps there...thought i was missing out a lot by coming here....anyways since u started the 'war'...hehe...just to make u feel deprived..:P...im having a soccer match tomorrow...;)..will be having matches once every weekend from tomorrow...the league has started ;)...(anywys nothing for me to be happy about..got a hamstring strain..dun know if i will be able to play..:S...)

and hehe i've been trying my luck for ages now..well with ur tips..i hope i get more lucky..;)...wil be there for sure..if i win big..:D...i dunno about talent scouting us..:S...alredy getting too old..:S..and well nowadays talents are spotted around 12 or even younger..:|...but hehe well we could get talents in our clubs and sell them?? how about that?? getting nepalese talents from our club..and sellig them..we sell one per week..that will be more than £5K per week ;)...and well seems like we got a few talents here..and even cheerleaders for our team..hehe...so its all up to you now..:D

OU812..hey if the geordies win the last spot for Champions league instead of my beloved team..:S..hell ya lets Riot...!!I already meet 2 of ur requirements.;)...skinhead and am a beer lover..:D...and i will wear a geordie shirt when we riot...so that they wil get banned and pool will get the spot instead hehe..:P

btw guys...hey lets find out who likes to play where??...
make a dream (we will be dreaming about it in our dreams..hehe :S)Sajha team??..
so start applying..with ur bios..;)

i start 1st :D..and guess u can apply for more than one position..;)..we know there are a lots of jack of all trades out there..:D..
of copy and paste and add to from below..;) cheers..:D



BIOS
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  1. dananah-- age > 30, 5'< height > 6', 60kg< weight>100kg


    • Strengths: lazy so will always be near the defence supporting it.. ;)



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SAJHA DREAM TEAM Applications Table

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| Name | GK | Def | Mid | Strikers | Cheerleader | Manager| Misc | -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|1. dananah | | | X(D) | | | | X(supporter) | -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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|3. | | | | | | | |
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Legends:
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  • SW = Sweeper

  • ST=Stopper

  • L = Left Sided

  • R = Ride Sided

  • C = Center

  • D = Defensive

  • A = Attacking




Dananah Posted on 15-Apr-04 08:35 PM

damn table sucks heres another go..:D


BIOS
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  1. dananah-- age > 30, 5'< height > 6', 60kg< weight>100kg


    • Strengths: lazy so will always be near the defence supporting it.. ;)



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SAJHA DREAM TEAM Applications Table

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| Name | GK | Def | Mid | Strikers | Cheerleader | Manager| Misc |

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|1. dananah | | | X(D) | | | | X(supporter) |
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|2. | | | | | | | |

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|3. | | | | | | | |

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|4. | | | | | | | |

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Legends:
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  • SW = Sweeper

  • ST=Stopper

  • L = Left Sided

  • R = Ride Sided

  • C = Center

  • D = Defensive

  • A = Attacking





Dananah Posted on 15-Apr-04 09:36 PM

this better work...if not page is gonna get more screwed hehe...:D..
lets pray this works..cos if doesnt i wont bother..anymore..:S



Legend:



  • SW = Sweeper

  • ST=Stopper


  • L = Left Sided

  • R = Ride Sided

  • C = Center

  • D = Defensive

  • A = Attacking



Bios of Applicants:



  1. dananah



  • age < 30

  •  5'< height < 6'

  •  60kg< weight<100kg

  • Strengths: lazy so will always be near the
    defence supporting it.. ;)





EdHunter Posted on 16-Apr-04 09:17 AM

here's mine..

2. EdHunter

• 23 > Age > 21
• Height - 6' exact.
• 80 > Weight > 75
• Strengths - willing to run all over the field like a headless chicken, and of course, can play in all positions except striker.
• Weakness - potential red card for every match.


stillontheshelf Posted on 16-Apr-04 04:12 PM


age> 25

height>5'3"

weight>60kg

Strengths: Small but nimble (Maradona stylee)

Weaknesses: Might occupy myself with looking at the sexy legs of the strikers, that all else around me will fade into obscurity.

I couldnt copy and paste the table lads...can i be in defence!! i know my height is a bitch but pleeeeeease!!!! Can i also be in miscellaneous as the lady blessed with massaging the tired legs of the playas....yum yum!!
Shefali_Ko_Poi Posted on 16-Apr-04 04:33 PM

• Name: Shefali Ko Poi
• Age:25
• Height: 6'
• Weight: 180 bs

EdHunter Posted on 17-Apr-04 09:33 AM

still no manager?? and only four team members?? hardly can becalled a football team can it?? :P
Poonte Posted on 17-Apr-04 12:27 PM

OU 812...a skin head? I think I might just qualify! ;)

Are the pints of guinness on you, or on the individual members? Lemme know...I will seriously contemplate joining your hooligan's team if the pints are on you!
niksnpl Posted on 17-Apr-04 12:35 PM

FLOP IDEA.!!!!!!!!!! CHU CHU ................
Dominatrix Posted on 17-Apr-04 05:28 PM

Dyaamnit, i been tryna put my details in but it wont work!
Dan, can u do it for me?

Name> Domi

Age > 21 (soon)

Height > 5'4

Weight > Dunno (seriously i dont!)

Strenghs > Good stamina, imtimidating, rough and tough, plays with passion!

Weaknesses > Like Ed,potential red card for most matches..gggrrrrrrr...

Position > Striker, but can be flexible..

Misc > Would like the chance to be the Manager! (Come oonnn fellas, i got the qualitys)

Domi ;o)
KaleKrishna Posted on 17-Apr-04 07:02 PM

Put me in guys,
Kale,
height-5.11, weight 76 kilos
back, full/ half
wing or midfield

defects: find oponents leg more than the ball.
As cheer leader, can dange to some Nepali tune
Dananah Posted on 17-Apr-04 08:47 PM

Ok guys heres the latest table and bios...some datas in the bios are missing ...let me know if u wanna add anything :D..

niksnpl...hehe heard of this before??

"Like a pack of wolves they don't run alone
One on one they won't look you in the eye
But when the pack's together there's a battle cry"


our pack is forming..so better beware esp since we have some potential skin heads..:P

btw guys one question?? whos gonna be in the selection board?? what if we get more applicants than wanted??(im being optimistic hehe)

domi..hehe..dun know weight??guess its true about what they say about gals and their weeight..:P...

oh yah another thing...since we are managerless..hopefully more will apply for that position..:S...only domi seems interested in that.:D

but i do think she should make a good manager...dun u think?? if we played badly(or well) in the 1st half...during the half time talk..she will take out her whip and well all those disturbing loud sounds she will make by cracking it in the air...who wouldnt play better(or keep on playing good) in the 2nd half..hehe..
or hehe think about this our manager cum cheerleader dancing on the sideline cracking her whip...how big a devasting effect it will have both on us and our opponents..:P(that is if she is not playing..hehe :P)

have fun..thinking of scenarios(its a dream team anyways..;)..) :D



Legend:


  • SW = Sweeper

  • ST=Stopper


  • L = Left Sided

  • R = Ride Sided

  • C = Center

  • D = Defensive

  • A = Attacking




Bios of Applicants:


  1. dananah



    • Age:< 30

    •  Height: 5'< height < 6'

    •  Weight: 60kg< weight<100kg

    • Strengths: lazy so will always be near the
      defence supporting it.. ;)

    • Weakness: a lot (too many to name it, you
      will find out when im in the team, so better make sure im in the team :P)

    • Extras:-



  2. Ed Hunter


    • Age: 23 > Age > 21

    • Height: 6' exact.

    • Weight: 80 > Weight > 75

    • Strengths: willing to run all over the field like a headless chicken, and
      of course, can play in all positions except striker.

    • Weaknesses: potential red card for every match.

    • Extras:-


  3. Shefali Ko Poi


    • Age: 25

    • Height: 6'

    • Weight: 180 bs

    • Strengths: Unknown

    • Weakness: Unknown

    • Extras:-



  4. stillontheshelf

    • Age: 25

    • Height: 5'3"

    • Weight: 60kg

    • Strengths: Small but nimble (Maradona stylee), Magic hands cures all aches
      and injuries

    • Weakness: Might occupy myself with looking at the sexy legs of the
      strikers, that all else around me will fade into obscurity.

    • Extras:-



  5. Domi

    • Age:21 (soon)

    • Height: 5'4 

    • Weight: Dunno (seriously i dont!)

    • Strengths: Good stamina, imtimidating, rough and tough, plays with
      passion! 

    • Weakness: Like Ed,potential red card for most matches..gggrrrrrrr...

    • Extras: Would like the chance to be
      the Manager! (Come oonnn fellas, i got the qualitys)



  6. Domi

    • Age: Unknown

    • Height: 5'11 

    • Weight: 76 kilos

    • Strengths: Likes to dance in nepali tunes

    • Weakness: find opponents leg more than the ball.

    • Extras: -









EnufRespectseeyan Posted on 17-Apr-04 09:12 PM

i'm in too.
height 5'11
weight 150 lbs
position mid field
age 21
strength: good control of the ball, power kick, long range passes, fast runner, high stamina, known for appreciable demonstration of sportsmanship.
weakness: cute girls :-P
Shefali Posted on 17-Apr-04 10:52 PM

can i play too?i know how to cheeer!!!U.G.L.Y u ain't got no aliby u ugly hey hey u ugly gooooooooooooooooo team wohooooo!!!
oys_chill Posted on 17-Apr-04 11:08 PM

malai ni khelna man lagooooo!!!

Age/weight: din khako, jeu le nakhako!

Height: jamin samma khutta pugne!

Strengths: bhogate lai khali khutta le handa handa..bhakundo lai ta euta kuna baata arko kuna samma sajilai purauna sakne

- Aroo ko khutta tanne, chirki ladaune, ra tharkaune bani
-beckham dai jastai ali ali ball ni ghumaidine!

weakness:
-khali pet ma khelna nasakne (gastric le pidit)
-khaye pachi power nap chaine
-mu** nabhani aroo lai bolauna nasakne :)

preference: forward in the field, full back in studies!

Prem Charo Posted on 17-Apr-04 11:10 PM

Soccer,
Sucks... so slow game. I almost fall in sleep when I watch soccer. If opponent score 1 goal, that's it... no come back

honeybuzz Posted on 17-Apr-04 11:19 PM

I wanna join for cheer. i will love to play soccer but never played in my life.
EdHunter Posted on 18-Apr-04 11:59 AM


Prem Charo.. Soccer slow 'rey'?? what matches do u watch?? old man aged 90 years and above?? or lil babies who can hardly walk?? u muz be one of those few who simply seem to enjoy those reallllyyyyy 'fast' paced games. maybe something like golf, freestyle diving; or even hop scotch, or u simply enjoy staying at home all day and cheering on ur fav NBA or cricket teams or whatever sport it is that u r into.. not that u know the adrenaline rush of these games either cos u dun play em as well... and if u haven kicked a ball in ur life; not that i think u can anyway, u wun know what soccer's all about.. try kicking a ball for once in ur life; ur one ones that is.. trust me it will feel sooo good... by the way, if u get orgasmic by seeing cricket scorelines, i suggest that u wank that same amount of time every day and see how "GREAT" it feels..

Soccer is boring??? Oh my god!!! that's like one of the most terrible things that u can ever say in ur entire god damned boring life.. u're going straight to hell for that my boy. Even God won't spare u for that... i pity u right now as i'm saying this and i'll be saying prayers for u.. dun u wurry abt that..

gimme Ed till i'm dead....
Dananah Posted on 18-Apr-04 01:55 PM

prem charo...seems like u words hurt some sensitive soccer fanatic..:P
anyways i dunno what matched u watched..but there arent that many boring games to watch in soccer ;)..esp if ur an avid follower..and well ur tema is playing..:D...even a 0-0 draw can be one of the most exciting match..:D..and 1 goal thats it?? hehe...if there is one goal..thats more excitement..one team will try to really defend it..and the other team will really try to equalise...and well thats when the game becomes more open..:D..
anyways to each his own...:D...but if ur missing out on soccer..well i just have to say..u are missing out a lot..of great stuffs..:D..

wo kali kali ahkey..(when defenders try to hassle the strikers by staring them)
wo gore gore gaal( ever noticed how well clean shaven most players are?? my fren who is a gal noticed this..hehe not me..;)..)
wo tiikhii tiikhii nazarey....(everyone is so focused...phew the intensity they have in their eyes...esp when looking at the soccer ball..)
hirnii jaisii chaal..(man those gusy the way they dribble and control the ball..you can only watch and be stunned..;)..)

hehe...tryoing to make sense of soccer...thru some hindi lyrics..hope that made sense...:D if it didnt..dun complain..im not good in explaining anyways..always try..but fail..:S


Ed so much anger..i didnt know u carried so much anger??...cool yaar...;)...ew dun wanna se eu red carded now..before we even get the team assembled..:P

and Shef..and honey....u wanna joing the team?? is cheering all u wanan do? anyways pls give more details..age..etc..dun have to be speific..if u wanna be secretive and mysterious..hehe roughly will do..but as long as theres some info..:D...

oys..apno age ra weight chai..alikati..less riddle ma bhannu paryo..:P

and if somoene can pls add them to the table...:D..woudl appreciate it..me i think im spending too much time here..instead of doing work..:S...if u cant...urghh...
well maybe tmorrow wil do it....

cheers..:D
GurL_Interrupted Posted on 18-Apr-04 02:36 PM

Dear Sajha board members,

I also would like to submit my application 4 the postion of cheerleader member and the Leader :O! Please find my VS down:!

Age/weight: Still Young/Light...sometimes, I feel I am lighter than the Hellium Ballon! :O!

Strengths: Responsible, Approachable, Hardworking, Passionate about what ever I decide to do!...Either I do it or don't do it at aLL! Easy to be around!, Very passioinate 'bout dancing! If the groove & mood is on, can dance & dance till drop dead!, interested in Djing's & seeing ppL. having fun-Fun!, very good at encouraging ppL :O!...and finally Patient (Will do anything to make sure my team learns the moves & performs it weLL!)


Experience: None in professional cheerleading but if I could turn 2 yrs back, would join the cheerleading team :O!, first one to be there and the last one to leave in most dance floors been to, W/ or W/O gp. have danced my life away, Voice gone dead (x) 3, cheering for my team for 3 days continously, Choreographed in the past ( I know they were jhar-paats) but still :O What the heck! :O!,

Weakness: Height! (applican'ts note: Rani mukherjee ain't that tall either but she still is charming :O!)


Last words: Dancing makes me whole ;O!

YeaH Sajha! WE CAN DO IT!! Wheee Wheee!! :O!

Urs truely,
PlayfuLl G_I! ("Dont' be fooled by the rocks that I got...I'm still, Im' still [G_I] 4rm the block") ;=)!
honeybuzz Posted on 18-Apr-04 10:24 PM

i am 19
5"6
weight i don't know too( just like Domi)
I don't know i am a good dancer or not but i love to dance.
i only wanna cheer but if u all gonna teach me than i will love to play.
weakness: got alot hard to list here
but i am good learner.
OU812 Posted on 19-Apr-04 05:23 AM

Name> ou812
Position> Manager (Guvnor, Guv' to you)
Age> Vintage
Height> Pompous
Weight> Love to throw around
Strength> Fantastic motivator, Filthy & loud mouth,
Weakness> Me? Noway

First things first, no self-respecting Nepali ko Choro should refer to FOOTBALL as Soccer. This tantamounts to blasphemy. Unless you hail from certain part of the world where World Series involve 51 States and Japan.

Cheerleading? Hogwash!! No leggy nubile young fillies gyrating in micro minis and tight tops . No nipple popups either. Halftime is strictly for a analysis. For gender equality, girls may cheer from the stands.

Poonte, au natural skinhead not eligible. Must shave :oP Guiness, my turn. Can you handle a a barrel or straight from pump?

Danny Boy, go beat up the geordies (be discreet). I'd advise you to hide behind a tree and throw pebbles. Big Brother watching from sky.


Go on my son!!
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 19-Apr-04 06:20 AM

>>Poonte, au natural skinhead not eligible. Must shave :oP
Hahahah... OU812 le hasaayo!!!

Shouldn't we be playing American Football insted? We have natural talent to throw dhunga/mudhas -- eh. I mean football, we are best legpullers, we go 5 yards further and we get 15 yards penalty hehe!!!

GI kaamredni cheerleader??? bhai haalyo ni keta haru ko kaam... and what about Please find my VS down"??? oooooh byaabi.. You have just motivated this lazy****** to grab an oppertunity of a lifetime... So here I go.
Applying for Goalie!! You guys need goalkeeper, don't you?
[pole ma aadhesh laayera VS-clad kaamredni and her gang lai side hanna katti majja aune hola.. ehehe.. I am planning to take a binocular with me. beside that, its an easy job... don't have to run much.. eheh.. I can lie down, listen to Britney Spears, take a nap hehe!!!]

Name: Kalankisthan!

Position: Goalkeeper [I am planning to take portable bbq oven with me.. ehehe..and beers -- goalkipost ko pachadi patti raakhera ball wait garnu parla ;) --- tyo goalkipost ma camping nai handim ki kyaa ho??? shhhh... manager le sunle :D]

Age: Jwai chaahiya ki goalie chaahiya??? Dinchu ghumaayera kaan ko muntira.. grrr.

Height: Poonte dai bhanda 1 inch aglo. :D [Syaanai dekhun football khelyaa baani ni... ali badhi heading diyera gyante bhaako... but don't worry... Kaskai ko bau ko chora ma tyo D area kaatne himmat bhaye I'll remain skinhead forever!! Koi cha?]

Weight: It's been 7 years since I started consuming double-cheese burger and six pack daily. Now you figure it out.

Strength: uu tyo line kaatera dekhaaa na, Tero pura khaandan lai nasharape mero naam kalanki hoina.. la jaa ta.

Weakness: Myopic :S Make sure you guys play WHITE ball... Feri Oys ko khappar mero haat ma hola... :P.

Shoot gotta get goin'.. lau lau laterz.. bye
MRI Posted on 19-Apr-04 07:13 AM

Guys,

let's set up Boston vs NY soccer friendly game.
Dominatrix Posted on 19-Apr-04 07:58 AM

Hee heeee! Niksnpl eating his words! I think by the end of the month we'll have two teams!

Dan, cheers! yeh u said it mate, id be a great inspirational manager, i got those sensational qualitys u mentioned that are essential to the role and in our success! After all im a very competitive passionate type and strive to win to the end and back!! Whack Whack! When will we vote for the manager then?

Ed, i second you, i am outraged at Prem Charo.. how can u say soccer is slow?? Oh man.. im fightin against self control here, coz i dont wana unleash the dragon and start bashin him raw and deadly......phooooo big deep breath..phhhooooo.......naahhh that aint workin but il be kind... Charo, I bet your idea of fast paced sport is bird-watching or fishing..(Ed took some good ones to say..) I bet u never played in a match before or u was just so crap and ashamed that u instead prefer to bash the best game on earth!!!!...how the hell can u say soccer is slow?? U know why footballers train so much?? Besides the obvious attribute being skill.....its Pace, Stamina, Fitness... u know why?? Damnit i dont need to explain to u why!! Its goddamn obvious!! Ok ok...il leav it there, let my rage subside slowly....phhoooo..phoooo... anyways make sure u Charo mate, participate in a soccer match, u will know why we are so passionate about it... good luck to u that u find the righteous path....enjoy your fast fishing...

Hey Shefu, Honeybuzz and G.I babe!! Nice to have more females participatin..thought id be the only one hangin around these smelly guys...hee heeee...;op
hee hee..im actin like this is gona be a real team.. but hey its great just for imagining in our Sajha World!!

Nooooo Dan, dont leave this thread, i know u got work to do but so have i, but we got to dedicate our time in the name of all thats good, true and pure....Footy!!!! OU812 is rite, in my part of the world we call it FOOTBALL!!

"We're football crazy, we're football mad!"

Domi
KalankisThan Posted on 19-Apr-04 08:26 AM

LOL Domi, you are a riot!!

Just refrain from wearing skirt in the soccer(oops I mean Football, before OU812 starts a misson KILL Kalanki!) otherwise our sajha khiladis will be branded as skirt chaser!!

Lets Bend it like Bekhaman!! ;)
OU812 Posted on 19-Apr-04 09:15 AM

Disclaimer: Raterd 18 for Kalanki eye only since he claims he is one year younger then Poonte, who I know is ancient.

Kalani Ji, kanalki ko baato ma chappal layera laate bhakundo khelnu bhayeko birsaeko? Hemlet ani should pad (so 80s) layera pani bhakundo khelcha? Nepalipan dekhaune ho bhani Rugby kelauna.. Bone crunch crunch huncha, chiura/murai jasto.


A theory against micro minis on footy pitch.

For 90 minutes plus give of take 3/5 minutes extra time, men on stands and those watching on telly don't think of sex or women. You average joe understands and comes up with amazing fact and analysis. If applied to stock market would reap millions. Those on feild perform miracle with a ball.E.g Roberto Carlos freekick against France 94?. Lets not take into account golden goal and penalties.

Its not that I am being sexist about not having laids on the pitch. Ladies are welcome provided they get their kit off to celebrate goals and exchange shirts after rigours 90 minutes.

Refereeeeeeeeee.... That moron can't tell elbow from his arse.
EdHunter Posted on 21-Apr-04 09:51 AM

juz to keep this alive... any more takers... we still have loads of positions available.. i will forfeit my place.. from the other positions if yah wan, and remain a keeper.. permanent... Cheers!!! :P
SITARA Posted on 21-Apr-04 09:56 AM

I wouldn't mind kicking, as long as you guys tell me which way to...out of Domi's whips ofcourse! ;)
EdHunter, why don't you be the commentator with Dananah...You guys would liven up any commentary!
SITARA Posted on 21-Apr-04 10:01 AM

Ok, Guys Wear Kilts and Gals wear long, psychadelic Burmuda shorts!
Casey00 Posted on 21-Apr-04 10:14 AM

I am in too!!
Name: Casey00

Age: 21

Height: 5'8

Weight: 150 lbs ( Planning to gain 10 more lbs of fat free meat)

Strength: Good finisher, plays well man to man, and STAMINA..I run alot..

Weakness: On and off with Rhythm, inconsistent performer, gets intimidated with trash talkers..

meera Posted on 21-Apr-04 01:29 PM

Count me in too.
Name: Meera
Height: 5"3
Weight: 110 lbs
Strength: don't know
Weakness: don't know

I want to apply for the post of goalie, what already taken :(
Ok then how about the leader of the cheerleading squad. Yipeeeeeee woooooo still empty, one of mah days ain't it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, Porcey, Domi, G_I, Honeybuzz, Shefali, Sitara wear your burmada shorts, take your hoola loops its practice time.
Hey this is getting tough,
No no Domi don't use your whip on the guys yet.
G_I sis stop getting interrupted.
Shefali, those guys are trying to hit on you, try to ignore them.
Ok girls in loud and clear voice let's start cheering:
Go Sajha go sajha, way to go, la la la la........



Laley Posted on 21-Apr-04 02:09 PM

hey meera,

if you wanna be a goalie, i would like to be a scorer..

lal bdr.
KALANKISTHAN Posted on 21-Apr-04 03:25 PM

OU812 said, "... he (kalanki) claims he is one year younger then Poonte, who I know is ancient."

Ou812 ko ni gyaaarenti khattam bhaa jasto cha aankha ko. Or is it yesterdays hangover (either rum or dum maro dum)... hehe.. or is it Suntali ko bhyarluk. I said I am one inch taller than poonte, and that is because I have this sunil shetty hairstyle (did sajha tarunis hear that?? eheh) and poonte dai is pura shetty (ekdum sapaat... chillo, 5 number ko football jasto). (I hope Poonte dai doesn't play soccer and doesn't care about this thread either... natra yeta aayera bajaucha feri tyaushi ko horn le khappar ma!)

Oh yeah, hamro kalanki ma haami chappal laayera football kheldainau ke... huhh!! Khaate bhanthaanya ho ki kyaa ho? (bejjat garne bho cheerleaders ko agadi grrr). gumboot laayera khelthem gumboot ... tyo chinese gumboot (Sita wore the same boot when she went to banbas with Ram re)

coming back to OU812's messed up eye sight... dude are you sure you can distinguish between goalkee post and lamppost? eh... eklai chalaayera stadium baahira gaayera lamppost ko bich ma ball chiraayera GOAAL bhanera chichhyaula ni... haha!!!

Sitara hazur dress designer? Hehe.... how about g-string and miniskirt for cheerleaders??? just a thought!! :)

Casey00 sounds like a pro eh... dude, you should be in my team hai... phew... THULO khaale syaano kachaura laayera aaunu parla, otherwise.

Meera how about cheerleaders anthem? something like...
"oooh kalanki u'r so fine
u so fine u blow my mind
oh kalanki, oh, kalanki"
(just an example hai feri.. eh, you can repeat that for every player...)

:P
oys_chill Posted on 21-Apr-04 03:35 PM

hahaha...chinese gumboot! hajmola candy ko yaad aaing!

gumboot layera nail shot hanne ho kalanki bro? hami ta laddai paddai dabali ma khali khuttai khelthem :
KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 21-Apr-04 03:44 PM

oys, what do you expect in Haadi gaau? hehe!! Kalanki ho ra bhanya... huh!!
bro, gumboot laayera nailshot haanda ball goalkeepost bhitra ani gumboot chai goalkee ko haat ma huncha ni!! ;)
OU812 Posted on 22-Apr-04 03:14 AM

Kalanki bhyarluk hoina ba, Nepali Naya barsha ani absolute vodka ko overdose. Height lekheko rahecha, year padechu.

Ammendment to weakness> Bad hangovers

Ani tyo Sunil Shetty kapal pakkai pani 3 inch algo hola. Italian Hajam le katyo bhani 3 inch ghatcha, Battrian Hajam le katyo bhani 1 inch. (Italian Hajam = Itta ma basaera, Battrian Hajam = Battery ma basaera). Jaso Gara, Je bhana, Joon sukai ma kate pani Poonte bhanda hocho hunae bho. Moon boot launu paryo tyo gum boot ko satta.
EdHunter Posted on 22-Apr-04 04:52 AM


me and Dan as commentators??? hmm not a bad idea Sitara.. but we'd rather much play soccer... but if there are too many peeps applying for Sajha Dream Team, then guess me and Dan would juz consider being commentators.. Ed and Dan.. or Dan and Ed.. got a nice *twing* to it dun u think.. hmm then maybe, when we are successful, me and Dan could host a radio show as well.. we'll be soooo.. popular that there'll be requests for OUR show all over the world.. we'll be destined for greatness.. plus there's the bonus incentives of Nepali chicks like Domi and Sitara flocking around us.. oohhhh baby.. i looovveee the idea... and all cos we din't play soccer.. what yah think Dan?? *great..!! i'm getting carried away again*

and Sitara honey.. if yah wanna play, u gotta fill in ur application as well juz like the others.. ain't getting noweher with sweet talk...:P
Hellbound Posted on 22-Apr-04 06:47 AM

Ma pani kelna aaula. Do I need to whack my profile, like height and weight stuff?:P
SITARA Posted on 22-Apr-04 03:13 PM

Application Form:

NAME: SITARA

HEIGHT: Tall Enough to Kick (High or Low)

WEIGHT: Lighter than many

SPEED: "She's Like The Wind!"

STRENGTHS: Uses her head more than her feet!

WEAKNESS: Uses her feet (in a roundhouse kick)...when tired of using her head!

EYESIGHT: Hindsight 20/20, Foresight: Not wearing glasses

Other WEAPONS: Yelling WORDS of "Bombastic destruction, confusing opponants and bystanders

Preferred Uniform: Burmuda Shorts, T's and ponytails

Preferred Mascot: SAN (for he represents Sajha! :P)

Cheerleading experiences: March Past at Tundikhel (in HighSchool)
rohini_a Posted on 22-Apr-04 03:46 PM

Now what go here, all in orgee what no this not good ok? sorry you sucks all of you yes it is itrue understand ok? Soccer chakkar who care this massage suck so much yes true ok?
Now stop it okay you all bad english yes you okay?
EdHunter Posted on 23-Apr-04 02:56 AM

Sitara, that’s a darned detailed form man.. u go gal..!!! u;re in.. though our organiser Dan my man seems to have died off in this thread.. he has the final say in this team.. :P

Rohini.. ur English totally SUCKS!!!.. but I understand what the hell yah trying to say.. however, don’t go around criticising others sports all right.. in case yah din’t know. soccer is THE GAME of this world.. and if yah ain’t interested in it, fair play to yah. but dun go around criticising other people and the sports they TOTALLY LOVE… I dun go around criticising cricket, golf etc.. games which I have no clue about and can’t really be bothered with..

We are all here just to have fun.. and I dun like hearing some lame ass creep trying to spoil our lil fun here.. and if yah think this thread is lame.. then I suggest yah keep ur big, fat trap shut, avoid this thread and if ur hands are too itchy, go and have a wank or something like that.. trust me, it’ll be more orgasmic than criticising other peeps and their sports.. it ain’t no help listening to peeps like yah..

and honey, if u think our English is bad, (well as I said in my previous thread, none of us is perfect and won’t be) take a look at urself first.. no seriously.. I ain’t mean to insult yah, but ur grammar is all crap.. even my dad can write better English than that. and that’s saying a lot about ur English.. have a nice day dear… Cheers!!
honeybuzz Posted on 23-Apr-04 07:43 PM

EdHunter
Thank you for comment.Well not only your dad my dad writes better than me.
May be i need to buy a grammer book and start learning today but well who cares:)
You have a great weekend.
stillontheshelf Posted on 24-Apr-04 03:23 AM

so will someone please update the table with all the new playas. and seeing as the home of footie is england (scoff scoff!!!) all you umricans will have to get urself over this side of the pond. i'll even ask old arsene to let us borrow highbury for the day, it'll be so phat. on that note, gunners could take the league tom if chelsea lose, and how sweet would it be if we did it at white hart lane and if ol sol scored!!!! come on u gunners!!
with fredster and ashley cole back, we gonna kick some spurs ASS!!

and today's game manURE and LivShit...who cares. they aint in contention for shit, cept europe!!!

see ya
mrs ljungberg
EdHunter Posted on 24-Apr-04 05:45 AM

stillontheshelf.. dun be like those few proud ass Man U fans whom Dan and me knows.. arrogant and bullish.. if ARSE-nal fans are like this... (juz copying yah dear) i ain't gonna support their team any more in Europe man.

so what if yah go to the Champs Leauge group stage.. u seem to be in it only for the money.. 'lesser teams' like Chelsea always knocks yah out b4 the Semis.. and plus yah guys haven't won that cup ever in ur lives.. sighs.. so it makes no point in going t the Champs Leauge juz to make up the numbers does it?

i ain't a fan of either L'pool or Man Utd. but i'm waiting for this match with much enthusiasm. it's the passion of these 2 teams and their rivalries that makes this match one of the most highly anticipated matches of the season... no matter how boring the match may be.. which incidentally never seems to be the case, this IS one of the matches of the season... and if yah can't understand this simple fact, u ain't much of a footy fan i presume.. juz some fan who supports a team juz cos it's one of the better teams around..

anyways, l i have no hatred for arsenal and still hope they win the leauge w/o any defeats.. but for now, me gonna go down to the local pub and enjoy the match with a pint of beer.. Cheers!!

P.S. no hard feelings gal... :P it's juz my thought.. Personally, i dun like any1 to downgrade soccer.. and by saying that Man U and L'pool match has no significance, in a way, u juz did that.. as i say. dun mind me ;-).
stillontheshelf Posted on 24-Apr-04 02:16 PM

calm down ed...damn only bit of competitive rivalry is all it is...not need to get them knickers in a twist!!! yeah the game was good fair play aint denying that, but so close to the end of the season, the excitement is inevitable. Of course u want ur team to win and for others to lose, aint that the whole point?? It aint arrogance love, its pride!! Aint a supporter to cheer for the other team. Passion never killed nobody.
Like I said dont giving a flying fcuk who won today, but i'm sure it was fun to watch. Yeah its a big match but us gooners got our minds elsewhere!!

And can we stop calling it soccer!! you cant really be a fan of the game if u still call it that...dun mind me!!
EdHunter Posted on 25-Apr-04 06:00 AM

gal.. soccer's THE name for it.. if yah say it's football.. those Americans will have nothing on their minds except American Football, which seems to be like nothing much except powering ur way to the opponents touchline, in dunno how many tries... and those Aussies will start thinking Aussie rules footy.. BUT.. if yah say soccer.. ah.. then that's a universal language.. :P everyone will know what's yah talking abt.. (please. i'm juz talking some crap here, which should be making some sense... hopefully...)

P.S. too passionate about soccer.. or football.. say it whatever yah want... that's y i get all riled up when i c some unfair comments made about soccer.. :P. and where's Dan, he's suppsoed to come up witht the table... sleeping on the job eh... :P.

Go Team Sajha..!!! hey wait a minute.... what's the name of the team??? any ideas for the name for the team??? and the socer motto??? and any cheers.. (as in "go team go..." not what the ENGLISH here uses as at the end of their sentences... :P)
Contributions...... People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dananah Posted on 25-Apr-04 08:55 AM

Oi Ed who told u im supposed to come up with the table???:S
i thought somoee would do it...but urghh...anyways made a new one(if only i was getting paid for it..:P job rey??:| )...cos for a while seemed like the old one might be to small...

i havent had the time to check it...so if ther are any errors on ur bios etc let me know...i'll see whne i can update it..:D...and good idea about the name of the team etc...most prob Sajha Dream Soccer TeaM..DUH!!!!:P

and the table is mighty huge..:S..too much info...good in some ways..bad for the table..:S..
i dunno if it can be posted here...san says..700 Pix the widest,,i resized it to 700pix wide..but looks urghhh...anyways enjoy..cheers..:D

redstone Posted on 25-Apr-04 09:34 AM

Dananah, i want in too. i'll play defender. i don't know the position name but i think its mid-defender. like, right after goalkeeper. i used to play in that position back in the days
porcelina Posted on 25-Apr-04 11:50 AM

goodness, i completely forgot about this thread!! LADIES, whats going on with the cheerleading team?? i see all you girls (Domi, Sitara, Meera, Shefali, G_I) have dhoka diying to me and gone off to play in the football team!! this will not do..

*dukhi coach.
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 12:01 PM

HEY GALS, LET'S ALL DRESS IN MINI SKIRTS WITHOUT OUR UNDIES. LET'S ONLY INVITE INDIAN HUNKS. NO NEPALI GUYS ALLOWED NEED TO BE POSTED SOMEWHERE CLOSE TO THE SOCCER FIELD. WHAT SAY YOU ALL?
dyamn Posted on 25-Apr-04 12:05 PM

hahahahaha.. ya do that.. you don't desrve a Nepali guy.. only kera walas good for you hahaha
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 01:37 PM

OKAY FINE, I CHANGE MY MIND AS DYAMN THE MAN HAS MANAGED TO PERSUADE ME THAT MEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WATCH US PLAY. THEREFORE, AFTER MUCH PONDERING, I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY RULE MEN HAVE TO FOLLOW IS THAT THEY HAVE TO WEAR SKIRTS WITHOUT UNDIES ALSO. LIKE SO
meera Posted on 25-Apr-04 05:36 PM

So debate about dress, cheerleading song and name of the team, hmmmm ok let me know as soon as you guys come to a conclusion. I need to round off the gurls for another round of practice. Porcey, sorry gurl, I won't forget to give u a call the next time we go for a practice :-)
Dominatrix Posted on 25-Apr-04 05:44 PM

Dyyaaammnn.. i aint been in here for ages.. whats all the hoo haa kids?Hee hee..

Well, first i read about some micro minis..no way am i wearing no micro mini (only cheerleaders will i reckon) i can wear my Domi super latex black cat suit with my trademark whip in hand if im manager..hey m still up for mainly Manager or Star striker position, sorry dearest sisters, im not into cheerleading, i was born to play, i gotta be in the rough and tough, im as fiesty about that but u pretty ladies (Shefu, Porcey, Honeybuzz, Sitara, G.I and Meera) can cheer me on whilst i play and spring a can of whoop ass on the pitch!Gggrrrr...;o)

Also i reckon i have the most experience in Managing a team..no seriously, il tell u a story, now get comfortable folks... well during high school and college days i was Manager of Juventus FC .........no lie, ok ok, some of u guys are thinking WTF are u chattin about Domi?? But i ment to say i used to play Championship Manager on my PC. I was the successful manager of Juve u see..Bloody hell, i used to come home and start from daytime to night-time everyday..it really was a full time job u could say! But i made sure my team was always on top No.1 in Serie A - thanx to my excellent managing skills...well after a few years i had to retire.. because i felt i wasnt dedicating enough time to my studies and instead getting too engrossed in virtual managing u see..hee hee.. ;o)

So there u go, anyone can beat that, go ahead, be my guest.. ;op

Anywz, i dont know nothin about the gumboot fiasco...

Hhmmm.. Rohini, duno who u are, but do not be dissing footy/soccer, u will be dealing with highly volatile threadsters if u continue to do so, i.e. if u continue this foolery. Ed has said it all. So i stop now.
Also whats all this about only Indian 'hunks'....??!! Rohini do not make a mockery about this thread ok. Dont need Indians. Also do not take the p*ss about our Nepali guys yeh, we prefer our own kind..pphoooo....my bloods starting to boil..leave it, aint worth it.. ;op
Also stop this stupid knickerless fiasco, its just ruining our Soccer thread. Ciao..

Oh and great bit of work on the new table Danny, looks wicked.. we got the right amount of people here, i mean, some of you'z have to be on the bench and subs, but no worries everyone will get their chance to show wat they got (im talkin like the Sajha Dream Team manager already! Seee.. that's the natural manager in me talking..;D)

Ok ok..me has better go, before i start designing our footy/soccer kits....hee hee..

Have fun y'all, cu later! ;op

Domi
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 06:32 PM

OH WOW, OUR SAJHA B1TCH HAS SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE DOMINATRIX FOR REAL. SHE THINKS SHE'S A DISSER, BUT SHE JUST SOUNDS MORE LIKE A YAMMERER WITH A FRIGGING TWIG UP HER A$$ HAMMERED NEATLY IN WITHOUT HURTING THE SIDE OF THE ANUS. BLAH BLAH BLAH, IS THAT ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR? YOU CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF A BUNCH OF PEEVISH SYCOPHANTS LOOKING FOR SOME GOOD LOVE FROM OUR SAJHA S&M JUNKIE. GOOD FOR YA GAL, YOU CAN FULFILL ALL YOUR LESBIAN FANTASIES THAT YOU GOT, I AIN'T COMPLAINING. BUT DON'T BE DISSING ON A DISSER WHO'S GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE SOCCER BALL YOU WOULD WANNA KICK. YOU COULD EVEN KICK A FRIGGING CHUNGI MUCH LESS A SOCCER-BALL, SO MAYBE YOU NEED TO SUCKER-PUNCH THAT SCARECROW YOU GOT HANGING ON YOUR WALL THAT YOU ONCE-TOO-OFTEN LIKE TO PRACTICE YOUR SADO-MASOCHISTIC FANTASIES ON. NEPALIS OR NOT, YOU COULDN'T EVEN LAND WITH A LOVE-DOLL, MUCH LESS WITH A REAL MAN, YOU'RE A PATHETIC WANNABE DOMINATRIX WHO WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE A HARDON TO A PORNSTAR, MUCH LESS NEPALI HOMBRES WITH SMALL PEE-WEE THAT EVEN PEE-WEE HERMAN WOULD LAUGHT AT.
ED HUNTER IS JUST ANOTHER NERD WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE'S WALKING ON HOT FIRE WITH A TWIG, BUT HE GOT IT DOWN HIS THROAT. MAYBE IT'S JUST THAT DOMINATRIX AND ED HUNTER SHARE THE SAME TWIG, ONE GOT IT UP THE BACKSIDE, THE OTHER GOT IT IN HIS MOUTH. SAYONARA DWEEBS.
Dominatrix Posted on 25-Apr-04 06:42 PM

Hee heee! Our Rohini is just too funny. Gave me a good hearty laugh anyways.Nice one girl, enjoyed that piece immensly. Keep up the good work sweety darling. ;o)

Domi
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 06:43 PM

A pleasure to give you something to get off on.
Dominatrix Posted on 25-Apr-04 06:53 PM

Aaaww.. mwaah mwaah to u Rohini sweety. ;o)

Domi
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 06:59 PM

Already getting dirty wiff me, girl? Sure then, pucker up, girl, I am ready for some tongue-to-tongue action.
Listen girl, can't be here till eternity refreshing to see what you're up to, so I wish you have a goodtime with your scarecrow you have in your shack. Ciao, babe.
Dominatrix Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:05 PM

Nice to know i got choice from the best of both worlds! Cheerz for the offer. ;op

I wanted to graciously give u the last word but just wanted to wish u goodnight sleep tight, sweetness.

Domi ;o)
dyamn Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:12 PM

Domi, just wanna let you know that i like your attitude.. you're cool :)
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:15 PM

Soccer is gayyy.
Dominatrix Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:19 PM

Dyaaamnn.. i appreciate it this much.........dyamnit, u cant see my how wide im strectchin my arms can u.....hhmmmm.. well u can imagine it cant u! Hee hee.. Thanx! ;o)

Domi
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:21 PM

That's not the only thing dominatrix is stretching. ha ha ha.
dyamn Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:24 PM

heheh domi, i can't see how wide your arms are spreaded but i can imagine those ;) (between your arms.)
hehehe.. no you're cool- for real... glad to have you around Domi :). wish you were around in real life though ( to see those spreaded ;) ) heheh .. any way.. chill sista.. ;)

dyamn Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:25 PM

Rohini , no body is in war with you . please calm down... :) it's a beautiful world .. chill chill.. we all are friends.. just wanna let you know too that if you wanna bring your Indian hunk to ANA , you're welcome..

:) take care
Dominatrix Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:32 PM

Hahaaaa..dyamn..stop tickling my ribs.. ;o)

Rohini.. forgot to say sweet dreams babe. ;op

c ya later, im off to bed.... (ohhoo...have i given u ammunition for your next post about me Rohini chick? Just kiddin sis..chill. :ox)

Domi
rohini_a Posted on 25-Apr-04 07:36 PM

Sweet dreams sweetie-pie. I gotta hit the sack too. Will be dreaming of you...
IndisGuisE Posted on 25-Apr-04 08:07 PM

Elllooo Eone!!!
Well I followed this thread every now and then... resisting the temptation to express mah thoughts, but I just had to admit with rohini_a ji.
Yes soccer is Gay... of course it is...it's lively, vivid, intense and dazzling. It’s like a bright lively color that brightens ur day, soothes your night...it always entails exuberance and jocular excitement in many ways... It was indeed a great compliment ya gave to soccer/football. I could not have thought of better word. Hehehee:p
Anyways, hope you guys are dreaming about this Gay sport. Ass of meh, I live it. For meh, if there shall be only one form of entertainment, sports, group activities and so forth in this world, let it be soccer :)… for in soccer rests mah redemption.
For the love of Soccer/Football,
IndisGuiSE :)


IndisGuisE Posted on 25-Apr-04 08:09 PM

Read "Ass of meh" as "As of meh"...
Am sure i would hear abt it from some of our diverse surfers:p
In Jest, IndisGuise;)
lopsee Posted on 25-Apr-04 11:59 PM

foootbaaaallllllllll me play too
EdHunter Posted on 26-Apr-04 11:42 AM

Rohini.. what’s ur problem gal? looking for “SOME” attention?? dun’t have anything better to say?? Hands too itchy; that’s y u HAVE to type something?? Or izzit cos yah have a problem wanking off ur bf’s lil twig that’s y u need to ‘cum’ here and twiddle with ur thumbs?? Gal.. juz shut ur trap all right?? it’s gals like u that seems to make every sajha a potential war zone no matter how simple and easy the thread may be… and that’s soooo.. darned nauseating.. get a life!!

there are others out there, but I’ll refrain from naming em.. cos then they’d get so pissed off and start bombarding me and their “chamchas” will join in as well.. not that I can’t handle that… but they’d just go scampering with their tails between their legs if I do start… and I wouldn’t wanna do that to a fellow Nepali… since I’m such a nice guy…

now I could go on and on and insult u for the rest of my life.. but I got better things to do and anywayz, I’d like this thread to a “free” thread.. meaning, not a war zone. So, don’t even start all right.. if yah do wanna, juz open another thread, type some shit about me.. and we’ll start from there.. all right.. but stay away from here..

And u r right gal.. I am a NERD.. so what?? big deal. U gotta problem with Nerds?? I’m a Nepali Nerd.. the one and only one.. and HELLLL… I’m proud of that cos that makes me unique.. yah don’t see Nepali pple screaming out that they are nerds do yah… oh hell yah I’m a nerd.. A NERD who likes to P-A-R-T-Y.. lovessss soccer.. and studies every single day of my god damned boring life… yes I am a nerd all right... oh yeah baby..!!! u gotta problem with that? So far.. So good… SO WHAT???

P.S. sorry gal.. this thread wasn’t mean to mean anything but I couldn’t help feeling not nice.. Cheers.. and have a great day.. :P
rohini_a Posted on 26-Apr-04 02:39 PM

Ooh, wowie, the nerd has managed to write a paragraph, all for the purpose of denigrating my good name. About wanking, realize that it is something you will never be able to accomplish with your "two inches of pain", as I would like to call something so miniscule, and as such, I advise that you get yourself a pair of tweezers, since your hands, although small, are too big for your pathetic weiner. So rather than projecting your pain, why don't you get yourself a holistic doctor who would make it big by slitting it open and stuffing some cotton-balls in it? Even then your "two inches of pain" would still remain a pain. Frankly, you're between a rock and a hard place with no solution. Just learn to deal with your secret, which, hopefully, only your girlfriend will know. Ask her to zip her mouth lest she lets the cat out of the bag.
You probably couldn't handle a stray cat running amuck in your pathetic shanty, much less a single rabblerouser like me. It's not because you wouldn't, but because you couldn't. A mental dwarf could beat the crap out of the likes of a wannabe "thug". You are in fact true to your namesake friend, which reflects your homosexual propensities. Hence the reason your pathetic self is so hung up on my boyfriend's "twig",as you like to call it. No straight man I know like comparing his twig with that of another man. Thanks a lot for coming out of the closet, although it matters not, but it does bolster my already crumbling opinion I had on your heterosexual side, which you don't seem to have any. You're just a pathetic shrimp with a knack for beating people online, and you're crappy at that too.
Of course you're a nerd. You like partying with your gay pimpled teen friends, true. Congrats at being so cool as to be able to party with your geeky friends. You need to be awarded with a twig for that. However, calling you a nerd is an understatement. So, henceforth, you're also a douchebag, a clown, a butt mobster, and a "twig" fetishist. Congrats nerd. You're very cool in the eyes of your geeky friends. What do I care and what do I know?

SITARA Posted on 26-Apr-04 02:50 PM

AHA, rohini... I think we've met before. Is this one of your "evil" sides? The brilliant side (which I have always admired in you) has taken many, for a ride down the winding ways. You never cease to amaze me! :)
EdHunter Posted on 27-Apr-04 12:48 PM

yawnzz..!!! can u prove that i am a gay.. guess not... cos i think u are a les and i can very well prove it.. so, go get a life.. and stop this childish nonsense... THE END... No replies please.. i can't be bothered...
Dananah Posted on 29-Apr-04 05:55 AM

had promised myself wont post for some days hehe but....reading this news had..to.:D..
alik rish ayo...:S

posting it here...to revive this thread..and well...what's the use of having too many soccer post...(as they say its quality that counts..not quantity..;)..)

what do u guys think about the stupid blatters idea of - No more draws?

Quote: 'Every game should have a winner. When you
play cards or any other game, there's always a winner and a loser.'


topah...comparing soccer to cards...and i thought there existed only one topah in this world(you know who u are..:P)
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here are some more stuffs he had proposed of(i hadnt heard about all these before....dunno if you all have..)































  •  A game of four quarters (1994): Proposes
    playing 90-minute games at the USA World Cup with four quarters instead of
    halves - to suit the American audience.


- Kay samjay ko yo topah ley??...America ley ghus
diyo jasto lagyo ;)

 


  • Moving the goalposts (1996): Concerned that too
    few goals are being scored, he suggests widening the goals by 50.8cm and
    raising the crossbar by 25.4cm.


-Yo topah koiley keeper keleko cha??Whats the
thrill of scoring in such a huge post? Its too easy..chor saley..koiley football kheleyna jasto pa lagyo(ghus dheyra President ghus
deyra bhoyo ta bhoyo ..aba chuup lageyraa jaagir nakayehra bhato paltinu
kozcha )

 


  • Missed tackle (1997): Proposes the outlawing of
    sliding tackles because they are 'too dangerous'.


-kay bhanney :|..sliding tackle  life mah
koiley garekho chaina??..kasto thrill huncha slide garnu ani ball pauna
bhanney kay tha...

 


  • Two-year itch (2000): Raises the idea of holding
    the World Cup every two years rather than four.


-Poisah ko lobi.!!.poisah pugeyna!! ??...sponsor
haruley kati ghus diyo??hamro world cup ko prestige harauney bhaneyko??

 


  • Tight shorts (2003): Suggests female players
    should wear tight shorts to show off their assets. Women's groups vent
    their fury and he backs down
    .


- la esh mah chai.. no comments...timiharu ley
bhanah..:D...

yo ullu ko comment  gardah gardah..mah pani
out of comments  bhoyeh....kura ta suneyko thiya..as a person grows
older he becomes wiser and learns from his mistake.. yo topah lai dyekda..ma
lai ta budho huna daar lagyo...



Read more here...http://www.straitstimes.com/football/story/0,1870,248321,00.html?

la...JAI FOOTBALL(Soccer)!!! and hope this isnt implemented in the future...

cheers...:D


ps.. yo baadar ko photo pani include gardeyo chu..incase u see him next time...give him one thappar from me..;)..
herrah na herrah..
public mah naag kotayeko(looks like it) yo baadar ley..ani hascha pani?? :|




EdHunter Posted on 29-Apr-04 10:51 AM

laat hanay rah marnu parcha yo badhar lai.. sabai football clubs har lai bigarnu bichar chaa eysko… he was planning on reducing the football clubs in the premiership to 18 clubs.. can yah believe this badhar??? any less and the prem’s gonnna end even earlier and we’ll be soccer-less for a long time…. argghh.. and dun even get me started on the rest of what Dan says… :P.