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   Heard about the Dream Girls from Nepal.I 16-Apr-04 bhanja
     yes had heard of em..and there was anoth 16-Apr-04 confused
       I don't think they are from nepal ? 16-Apr-04 kalabati
         Is this suppose to be funny? At least I 16-Apr-04 lll_lll
           prabhu!!!!!!!!!! prabhu!!!! narayana.... 16-Apr-04 kurtsgal
             oho dream gals harey??:| ,,mero dream ma 17-Apr-04 Dananah
               <br> Nepali bhanyo ki chinki eyes mat 17-Apr-04 hyaterica
                 i really hope theses gals dun ever appea 17-Apr-04 EdHunter
                   Hee heee.. Ed and Dan, u guys are too go 17-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                     ... idon't know whose dream girl are the 17-Apr-04 dyamn
                       The dreamgirl name turn out to be as fol 17-Apr-04 redstone
                         Hyaterica bro why you don't like girls w 18-Apr-04 Rekha
                           hyaterica ,bro they r not chinese. r 18-Apr-04 bhanja
                             naam matra dream halera ke garne??????? 18-Apr-04 niksnpl
                               <br> the continuation of the lyrics.. d 18-Apr-04 EdHunter
                                 hehe Ed....nice work..;)..if only someot 18-Apr-04 dananah
                                   why do they look so fake?..too much of m 18-Apr-04 yashna
                                     Hello Bhanja, they look good. Is there a 18-Apr-04 Badmash
                                       Badmash, just go to cybernepal.com.np to 19-Apr-04 bhanja
eh Dan, there's still no appications for 19-Apr-04 EdHunter
   LOL!!!! Ed and Dan! hilarious indeed!! 19-Apr-04 jellybeans
     Here's the real version.. <b>SPICE GI 19-Apr-04 jellybeans
       Lots of People know whot to do COPY/CUT 19-Apr-04 ProudNepali
         haha proudnepali ho bro..lots of nepali 19-Apr-04 confused
           confused! The other band's name is Nigh 19-Apr-04 dangggg
             Nice try guys! Lol!! Jokers! Dan & Ed 19-Apr-04 GurL_Interrupted
               "Ooops, I did it again!" It shud have 19-Apr-04 GurL_Interrupted
                 than* Lolz another one! :D! 19-Apr-04 GurL_Interrupted
                   G_I and her corrections...uffff! 19-Apr-04 dangggg
                     they look weird!! 19-Apr-04 Chubby_cheeks
                       Hyaterica, do you have any problem with 19-Apr-04 eNigma_too
                         <br> Enigma_too, Do you have any pro 19-Apr-04 hyaterica
                           Yes I do, and if you were near me now, I 19-Apr-04 eNigma_too
                             <br> So I should be glad that I am not 19-Apr-04 hyaterica
                               Ok ok Dan, il be Piro Masala, since u de 20-Apr-04 Dominatrix
                                 ooohhh...yeeeaahhhh... Domi for Piro Mas 20-Apr-04 EdHunter
                                   dream girls OR nightmares !!! 20-Apr-04 monika
                                     haha dyaum bro.. hoina ke there use t 20-Apr-04 confused
                                       jelly beans...nice one...:D...u finished 20-Apr-04 Dananah
oops....the typo errors...are catching u 20-Apr-04 Dananah
   Dan my man.. We’re doomed for failure.. 22-Apr-04 EdHunter


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bhanja Posted on 16-Apr-04 11:13 AM

Heard about the Dream Girls from Nepal.If u have not then you should surf to cybernepal.com and sample out there songs.

Frankly speaking, I am not impressed with thier music.Y don't you guys/gals take a moment and listen to thier music.Hopefully, u will share your opinion about his girl band who are suppose to be Spice girl of Nepal.



confused Posted on 16-Apr-04 02:23 PM

yes had heard of em..and there was another ladies band too/?? k thiyo ??
kalabati Posted on 16-Apr-04 05:23 PM

I don't think they are from nepal ?
lll_lll Posted on 16-Apr-04 08:34 PM

Is this suppose to be funny? At least I found it so
kurtsgal Posted on 16-Apr-04 09:19 PM

prabhu!!!!!!!!!! prabhu!!!! narayana....
Dananah Posted on 17-Apr-04 12:52 AM

oho dream gals harey??:| ,,mero dream mah tah koilay pani ayako chaina..kaytha aja sutdah...aucha ki ;)....hopefully the wont be wearing black latex suits..hehe..:P..

anyways that was my 1st time writing in nepalese..if i dun make sense...well dun bother about it..:D...(never made sense anyways..:D)..and thinking of it...am curious how a nepali spice gals will sound like...hopefully they didnt cover the spice gal songs and converted it to nepali...hmm that would sound quite good i assume..hehe..has it ever been done??(i dunno my nepali music..:S)

heres my go on Wannab...(sing it in tune to it ;)..)

namaste, ma timilai bhancu ..kay malai chaincha...kay malai dheyrai chaincha
la aba timilay malai bhana..kay timlai chaincha..kay timilai dheyrai chaincha
ma timilai bhancu ..kay malai chaincha...kay malai dheyrai chaincha
la aba timilay malai bhana..kay timlai chaincha..kay timilai dheyrai chaincha
malai...malai....malai...malai....malai dheyrai dheyrai dheyrai banggay-tanggay garna mon lagcha (no idea what word to use for zigazig hehe)

anyways thats it..my nepalese sucks..and well if u could improve it and add more...pls sure do..am curious now how that songs sounds like in nepalese ;)
cheers..:D
(ps sorry if there are any spice gals fans here...and if they are offended...:D)

hyaterica Posted on 17-Apr-04 11:09 AM



Nepali bhanyo ki chinki eyes matra dekhinchha aajkal...

Sitaaaa Ram....Radhe Shyam....Narayana~~~~~ !!
EdHunter Posted on 17-Apr-04 11:55 AM

i really hope theses gals dun ever appear in me dreams... anyway, just to help Dan out.. my Nepalis' even worse than his.. but there are points for trying ain;t there?? :P

“mero 'future' chain cha bhani, mero 'past' bhulnu parcha
malai chain cha bhani, cheeto gharnu parcha
abho mero time, kharab na gara
ramro kaam gara aani hami milnu sakcha”
(something like that anyway)

Chorus…

i would have interpreted the rest, but i would have shown more nepali flaws... so any takers on the rest of the songs??? :P or u can change both me and Dan's version.. hehehe..
Dominatrix Posted on 17-Apr-04 05:39 PM

Hee heee.. Ed and Dan, u guys are too good, made me laugh til i started snorting.. (not coke) I think u guys are better at it than those nepali spicey girls (nepali Spice Boys...?) yeh i heard their songs from cybernepal.com, tellin u man, it did not sound pretty at all..

Well i would've gave my remdition but my nepali is really crap so i wont even try!!

Keep it up Dynamic Duo.. ;ox

Domi

dyamn Posted on 17-Apr-04 08:09 PM

... idon't know whose dream girl are these, but certainly not mine. If i would ever see them in my dream , i would tell it a nightmare..

redstone Posted on 17-Apr-04 08:19 PM

The dreamgirl name turn out to be as follows:
Pootna, Chandal, Kichkandi
hehe, that sound so immature, but oh well..
Rekha Posted on 18-Apr-04 09:52 AM

Hyaterica bro why you don't like girls with chinki eyes ??? Kina tyesto ho ??? I guess you won't like me either, I'm oriental looking you know.

peace out........

ReKhA aka. ReZ
bhanja Posted on 18-Apr-04 11:07 AM

hyaterica ,bro they r not chinese.

r u saying people with chinese looks are ugly?

niksnpl Posted on 18-Apr-04 11:09 AM

naam matra dream halera ke garne???????
kaam pani thestai hunu paryo ni........
EdHunter Posted on 18-Apr-04 11:42 AM


the continuation of the lyrics.. damned.. it juz gets tougher... it dun even seem to make sense to me anymore..
this where the lyrics starts from... :P

"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends......"

and the nepali version:

"mero premi huni bhayi, mero sathi sangga milnu parcha
jindagi bharai milnu, sathi kailay na bhul
mero premi huni bhayi, dhinu pani parcha
lagnu kathi sajilo, thestho ho kayray…

kastho sojhio thimilay, abho samjhinus
mero prem samalnu sagnus, sachi ho bhani
mo chito gardhayna, theipani moka dhinchu
jhiau lagyo bhani ‘tata’ bhanchu"

Chorus…
ok.. that's it.. now someone do the rest of that IRRITATING song... give it a shot Domi.. ur Nepali can't be any worse than mine... anywayz, i dun even know why the hell i'm doing this.. i dun even like that band let alone their songs... i find them so irritating.. arrgghhhh.. Dan.. it's all ur fault.. what have u done to meeeee.........??????
dananah Posted on 18-Apr-04 01:23 PM

hehe Ed....nice work..;)..if only someothers were trying to as hard as you..;)
anyways you are doing quite well..think u can be a songwriter..;)("convertor" hehe ever thought about a making a living out of it??..hey if u make it big...dun forget ur dear dan ;)..)..
anyways i just got an idea..hehe..
how about we make an auditon in sajha for nepalese gals who would wanna sing those songs u just 'wrote'...our own nepali spice gals....??

what shall we call it?? hehe how about Masala Tarunis??
i think our own domi will def be the 1st to get into the group..no audition needed for her...she could be the scary version(since she scares the freak out me and many ppl with that whips of hers..:P)..of our masala tarunis?? how about naming her..piro masala?? hehe..:P

anyways check out the ad and let me know what u think about it??..anyone game for the audition..:P

have fun..:D


yashna Posted on 18-Apr-04 01:49 PM

why do they look so fake?..too much of make-up i guess.
Badmash Posted on 18-Apr-04 02:17 PM

Hello Bhanja, they look good. Is there a site from where their MP3's can be downloaded? Let's see if they are just as good in music as their looks. What do you say?
bhanja Posted on 19-Apr-04 12:43 AM

Badmash, just go to cybernepal.com.np to hear their songs.But please be warned that the songs might not live up to expectation.
EdHunter Posted on 19-Apr-04 01:05 PM

eh Dan, there's still no appications for the post i see... awww.. ain't that a pity.

well, lemme try and help yah all right...
here's a short addy on the MASALA THARUNIS

sajha gals a.k.a talented, gorgeous, dancing queens with sweet voices to charm u outta ur socks... (either they seem too shy to apply or that i'm totally wrong.. come on gals prove me wrong..) presenting...THE Masala Tharunis... (i dunno why, but this name really appeals to me...). we know u have the LOOKS.. we know u have the BRAINS.. we know u have the BODY, basically, WE know that u are HOT(get it?? MASALA; spicy.. hot.. get it??? get it?? u do dun u??). and WE have what it takes to make u FAMOUS.. (me and Dan dunno how. but we'll figure out a way).. we GUARANTEE that..

and as a sample.. this will be ur first single called "Pauncha???"

'hami jasth chuak keti
katha pauncha hola (X 2)
jindaji bhari hamilai
kolay pauncha hola??
puncha ki pauna.. pauncha ki pauna???"

the music's a cross between hip hop, pop, rock and metal with a lil... dun worry.. i have all the rhytm figured out.. so ladies, lennnnndddd me ur Souls, lennnndddd me ur voices.. lennnndddd me ur bodies.. (well,,, ermmm.. ahemmm !!) join the MASALAS>>>>>>

(we even have a cheer for yah... prepared esp for yah...)

it's hip, it's hop, it rocks, so wear ur socks (huh????) give it up for the MASALA THARUNIS... the next best thing to come since ur last well... cum... *round of applause*

(Nice ain't it...??) we have it ALL planned out for yah... so what are yah waiting for.. send us ur applications ASAP... cos we are gonna make yah the hottest MASALAs in the whole wide world...

*hope this works Dan* :P
jellybeans Posted on 19-Apr-04 01:15 PM

LOL!!!! Ed and Dan! hilarious indeed!!
Here's the rest of it..

;)

MASALA TARUNIS – huna chahane

namaste, ma timilai bhancu ..kay malai chaincha...kay malai dheyrai chaincha
la aba timilay malai bhana..kay timlai chaincha..kay timilai dheyrai chaincha
ma timilai bhancu ..kay malai chaincha...kay malai dheyrai chaincha
la aba timilay malai bhana..kay timlai chaincha..kay timilai dheyrai chaincha
malai...malai....malai...malai....malai dheyrai dheyrai dheyrai banggay-tanggay garna mon lagcha

mero 'future' chain cha bhani, mero 'past' bhulnu parcha
malai chain cha bhani, cheeto garnu parcha
abho mero time, kharab na gara
ramro kaam gara aani hami milnu sakcha

mero premi huni bhayi, mero sathi sangga milnu parcha
jindagi bharai milnu, sathi kailay na bhulnu
mero premi huni bhayi, dhinu pani parcha
lagnu kathi sajilo, thestho ho kayray…

kastho sojhio thimilay, abho samjhinus
mero prem samalnu sagnus, sachi ho bhani
mo chito gardhayna, theipani moka dhinchu
jhiau lagyo bhani ‘tata’ bhanchu"

ma timilai bhancu ..kay malai chaincha...kay malai dheyrai chaincha
la aba timilay malai bhana..kay timlai chaincha..kay timilai dheyrai chaincha
ma timilai bhancu ..kay malai chaincha...kay malai dheyrai chaincha
la aba timilay malai bhana..kay timlai chaincha..kay timilai dheyrai chaincha
malai...malai....malai...malai....malai dheyrai dheyrai dheyrai banggay-tanggay garna mon lagcha

mero 'future' chain cha bhani, mero 'past' bhulnu parcha
malai chain cha bhani, cheeto gharnu parcha
abho mero time, kharab na gara
ramro kaam gara aani hami milnu sakcha

mero premi huni bhayi, mero sathi sangga milnu parcha
jindagi bharai milnu, sathi kailay na bhulnu
mero premi huni bhayi, dhinu pani parcha
lagnu kathi sajilo, thestho ho kayray…

La suna yo kahani.. tuppa dekhin fed samma
Ma sita hune bhaye… kaan kholera sunna parcha
Hami sita “M” chin.. jaslai mukh ma man parcha
Arki chin “G” jaslai ______ man parcha?
Sajilo “V” sitti ma ta hoina.. uni ta parin sakkali nai naari!
Mero ta aba kura nai chode huncha..

Afno jui thokaaaa ani ghumi-feri gara
Afno jui thokaaaa ani ghumi-feri gara

mero premi huni bhayi, mero sathi sangga milnu parcha (sathi sanga milnu parchaaa)
jindagi bharai milnu, sathi kailay na bhulnu
mero premi huni bhayi, dhinu pani parcha
lagnu kathi sajilo, testai ho kayray…
mero premi hune bhaye, timle, timle, timle, timle, thokna, thokna, thokna, thokna parcha!

mero premi hune bhaye!
jellybeans Posted on 19-Apr-04 01:17 PM

Here's the real version..

SPICE GIRLS - Wannabe
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really
wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really
wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get
with my friends)
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get
with my friends)
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen
carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get
with my friends),
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam

Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around (uh uh).
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah

If you wanna be my lover.


ProudNepali Posted on 19-Apr-04 01:24 PM

Lots of People know whot to do COPY/CUT and Paste..

ehehehe

Jai Nepal
confused Posted on 19-Apr-04 02:03 PM

haha proudnepali ho bro..lots of nepali do know :P

jellybeanns..dammi thiyo..:)

dangggg Posted on 19-Apr-04 03:09 PM

confused!
The other band's name is Nightmare girls
GurL_Interrupted Posted on 19-Apr-04 03:49 PM

Nice try guys! Lol!! Jokers!

Dan & Ed.,

I almost-almost applied 4 the spot of "TiTo Masala" BUT hesitated when I read the sentence, "Are u what sajha guys r looking 4?" Hm...Guys huh! LoLz, I got this habit of analyzing some things 2 much, sometimes even 3 much I guess. LoL! Sigh, I almost thought, I would be walking 'round Beckham...my deerrreams shattered huh!

I don't like the name of the band either :O! I know, I shudn't be saying so being an applicant myself! BUT, I really don't like it! I would have loved to sing, dance & perform ;=D! & be like IsssssPiccceeee GurLs! BUT, the song "Don't go chasing waterfalls, listen to the rivers & the lakes that u used To" by TLC passed swiftly thru my mind! So, I .....!

Final words: "Almsot made me apply...almost made me cry...almost made me famous sajha spice gurls...Almost made me 'Masala TITO' doLL" - But I guess ALMOST doesn't count!

Dissapointed applicant,
GurLu :'-(!

Domi Babe,
I see u in full Life! Good-Good! Keep it up gurL :)! Catch u whenver! Don't be running too fast...U know ? a slow runner I am :O! Take care GurL!

Sis this End!
GurL_Interrupted Posted on 19-Apr-04 04:08 PM

"Ooops, I did it again!"

It shud have read:

Final words: "Almsot made me apply...almost made me try...almost made me famous sajha spice gurl...Almost made me TITO Masala' doLL" - But I guess ALMOST doesn't count!

As U can see, how lil mistakes I make :O!...I would have been a good asset to ur record company :D!! as I fail to follow details :O!, very important ingredient to bring out some sensational muzic!! :D!

Actually, I have a confession to make: I knew I would be a reject worse Willie himself :O, so I backed out!! :D!!

GurL_Interrupted Posted on 19-Apr-04 04:09 PM

than*


Lolz another one! :D!
dangggg Posted on 19-Apr-04 04:46 PM

G_I and her corrections...uffff!
Chubby_cheeks Posted on 19-Apr-04 06:12 PM

they look weird!!
eNigma_too Posted on 19-Apr-04 09:29 PM

Hyaterica, do you have any problem with chinki eyes ??
hyaterica Posted on 19-Apr-04 09:33 PM


Enigma_too,

Do you have any problem with me having problem with chinki eyes? ;)

No, that's us.
eNigma_too Posted on 19-Apr-04 09:42 PM

Yes I do, and if you were near me now, I would have kicked your ass (if you have any), you nincompoop..
hyaterica Posted on 19-Apr-04 09:48 PM


So I should be glad that I am not near you?

Dude, that was just a remark. Chill !
Dominatrix Posted on 20-Apr-04 09:15 AM

Ok ok Dan, il be Piro Masala, since u developed this ingenius idea im sure it will be a success!!(Better than those dream/nitemare girls..heehee!) The name fits me well, like hand in a glove as these english folks say, just u wait and see, y'all be spellbound im sure, by my mesmorising beauty, spectacular dancing and hypnotic sweet voice....ahemm...is my heads too far up in the clouds?? ;op

Hee hee..catch u lot later...im goin to the studio to record my first song, group or no group, i got what it takes goddamnit!!...Ed and Dan.. meet u there.. ;o)

Domi

EdHunter Posted on 20-Apr-04 12:21 PM

ooohhh...yeeeaahhhh... Domi for Piro Masala.. aggressive, one of the hootest things around in Sajha, breathes out fire when "mood off"... me supports it totally.

Gurl_Interrupted... yah could be Amilo Masala... not tito... a list full of "Almosts"...that always leaves a sour taste in ur mouth dun it? perfect ain't it..?? but if u are bitter over it cos yah din't get the part, there's always room for TITO Masala.. :P

yeah people... Audis still open.. but there's onli room for 3 more.. unless G_I wanna forfeit her place. "so dun go wasting.. my precious time.." places are limited.. each masala gals audi separately.. singing not included..
monika Posted on 20-Apr-04 01:16 PM

dream girls OR nightmares !!!
confused Posted on 20-Apr-04 02:35 PM

haha dyaum bro..

hoina ke there use to be one gal band..they were the first gal band of nepAL>>anyone remember their name??
Dananah Posted on 20-Apr-04 08:58 PM

jelly beans...nice one...:D...u finished it..sounds good..too..:D...now for the next song..:P

GI...u always got a chance..if u try..;)..
and dun take the ad too literally..:D...that dumbo ad maker..i wanted smthing else written..he wrote smthing else..:S...guys refer to ppl of all sexes..;)

and naam ma matrai...Masala Tanduris ho....kaam ma ta...jay pani gaycha ni..;)
timi ley TLC dherai manparcha jasto cha..jhaan ramroh..:D..music yo jamana ma ta...infused bhoi raheyka cha..at least this band will sound original..;)

Naam maan paryona bhaney..you suggest smthing ..if its good enuf..think Ed will take...it..:D...Ed is in charge of all this...me.. im wiping my hands off it..:D...huncha Ed?? ma ta soccer ma dherai busy cha...;)

and kay beckam ko sochayko?? timi band mah bhoyo bhaney...hamro sab..Nepali Beckham haru timro pachi aucha ni..;)(that is if you already dun have ur own personal beckham..:D) socha nah...Posh ley becham 1st payako ki...Posh bhoi sakeyra payeko..see you dreams will start coming true...if you join..:D

Quote: " Almost made me apply...almost made me try...almost made me famous sajha spice gurl...Almost made me TITO Masala' doLL"
You seem to have talent in writing too...saves $$$ for songwriter..you and the fellow masalas..and ED and jellyBeans should (will) make a great team...plus u know Domi..less chances of breaking up...:D...easier to make a band with frens...then to make a band 1st and then be frens..:D..

Domi....so recorded the song??..met Ed there??I wont be there..of cos..u know that..dun u..so hope u didnt go there with ur whips..;)..hehe...if u did..well Ed is always there...:D...:P...fits like hands in gloves?? hehe...man u and ur obsessio

Ed....kayko...1st come 1st serve ho ki??..only 3 places left?? or u already done the auditions...with the shy ones??who doesnt write..here and secretly mailed u..:P...anyways nepali gals are supposed to be shy arent they(guess its a misconception..or is it true???hehe...)..so...hope u get those mails from them..
oh yah i know of another...person who wants to apply...
Moments...havent seen hre post before..but..shes there on the sajha chat..find her there..always waiting for u 24/7 ;)..hehe :P...shes shy and scared of rejection too..:D...(there moments i wrote it for u..hope u get one of the place...:D..)

im out now..cheers..

ps cant wait to hear..(and if u all make videos...watch it..:D)..ahiley ni mata No1 fan bhaya jasto cha..:P





Dananah Posted on 20-Apr-04 09:02 PM

oops....the typo errors...are catching up with everyone..dunno who started it..hehe :P
(i dun normally bother about my typos..but this is too much hehe..)

It should be Masala Tarunis...not Masala Tanduris though this sounds Yummy doesnt it??:P
hunger getting into me..it seems...better grab my lunch....:D
EdHunter Posted on 22-Apr-04 04:42 AM

Dan my man.. We’re doomed for failure.. There are no takers as of now… argghh… we make darned bad producers come promoters. Contrary to what yah think my friend, I ain’t got any e-mails for auditions.. And u ain’t leaving me in the lurch are u?? rem our plan?? *whispers* "U know.. the one where the gals auditions.. we get their numbers and we try our best to woo em.. ;-) shh.. don;t tell anyone.."

So gals come on.. any takers..?? no?? come on… if there ain’t any, my life would be doomed.. ruined I tell yah… u see, I have invested all my uni fees to book a recording studio and if there ain’t any gals to audition, they’re going to forfeit my money.. then I won’t have any skool fees for next semester and probably would be kicked out of the school and then the country.. when I get back to Nepal, my parents will disown me, cos they were like dreaming of great things to happen to me “wah… mero nani tha kati thulo manchi huncha. hamilali, manchey har ley dhyakhio bhani… oohh.. “Ed ko ama rah baba aiyo” bhancha…’ but when I go back home w/o a degree and on top of that a wasted investment, they’ll probably scream… “salah harami.. mailay thalai thulo banaiko es ko lagi.. paisa falni ani degree no kamau ni.. lah kha morah.. *proceeds to ‘lath marni’ me* ghaar bato nikli.. feri hya ayees bhani tholai goliley uraidhinchu.. salah chor..” and then they’ll proceed to ‘lath marni’ me again out of the house.. no qualifications, no proper grasp of the nepali language, no home... I’d end up homeless and jobless in the backstreets of Kathmandu.. smoking weed and eventually living a life of crime.. there will come a day whent the maoists or police or the gangs will kill me… and that too, by ‘lath marni’ me to death.. *what the heck man.. so many ‘lath khanis’ in my life..* not a nice way to die is it??

and all cos there wan’t any auditions for this band… “haray Ram.. sajha ko kethi haru thestho papi tha chaina hola ni??” Now then u wouldn’t want that to happen to me would u?? cos I know u all are lovely gals.. :P

but, that’s not all….

When u find out what happened to me, u’d live a life of grief, anger and guilt… thinking.. ‘oh my god.. I should have auditioned, I should have listened to Ed, I should have…” so many should haves in your lives.. u’d think of committing suicide every single day.. but every time u think that, I’d come into ur dreams and tell u it ain’t worth it and that everything was my fault.. hearing this, u’ll live in more misery.. but unwilling to let urself go, u’d isolate urself from ur family, relatives and friends. U’d wake up every night.. cos I’d be appearing in ur dreams… u think u’re going crazy, and eventually end up in the mental institute.. all alone.. by urself.. surrounded by a bunch of crazy people.. and living with crazy people makes u even more crazy as well.. they might even ‘lath marni’ u as well.. and then u’ll know the pain of ‘lath khani’ whihc i had to go thru… and I’d still be appearing in ur dreams… haunting u for eternity... ohhh.. the Horror.. THE Horror....!!!

Now then, I wouldn’t want that to happen to u would I?? cos me’s a damned nice person and a *ahem* wonderful sajhaite as well.. so u get my point don’t u? :P Auditions still open.. :)