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   Top 45 oxymoron An oxymoron is a combin 20-Apr-04 Drona
      How about things in quotation? You know, 20-Apr-04 thugged out

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Drona Posted on 20-Apr-04 11:55 AM

Top 45 oxymoron
An oxymoron is a combination of two words that are completely opposite in meaning. You've probably heard many of these before but didn't realize that they fall within this category.

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt head
26. Military intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Child Proof
21. "Now, then..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct life
14. Temporary tax increases
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slack
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate

And the number 1 oxymoron is:
Microsoft Works
thugged out Posted on 20-Apr-04 12:22 PM

How about things in quotation? You know, something like Bush's new "Clean Ocean" plan? Knowing Bush well, it must be like one of his "Healthy forests" plan which allows industries to cut down more trees or his ""Clear skies" plan which allows industries to make the air we breathe even more unhealthy.