| honeybuzz |
Posted
on 25-Apr-04 12:53 PM
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> > BOY : You love me...
> > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
> >
> > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
> >
> > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
> >
> > BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> > GIRL : How soon??
> >
> > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
> >
> > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
> > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
> >
> > WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the
> > other.
> > HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out
>of
> > the mouth.
> >
> > MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
> > PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
> >
> > Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
> > Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
> >
> > Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
> > Pupil : "The moon".
> > Teacher : "Why?"
> > Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
>gives
> > us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
> >
> > Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
>no
> > longer interested?"
> > Pupil : "A teacher".
> >
> > Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
> > Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
> >
> > My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
> > affairs.
> >
> > Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
> > Sam : "It's a family tradition".
> > Teacher : "What do you mean?"
> > Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
> > Teacher : "What about your mother?"
> > Sam : "She's a woman".
> >
> > Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
> > David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance
> > repeated".
> >
> > Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
> > what virtue would I be showing?"
> > Student : "Brotherly love".
> >
> > Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
> > Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
> >
> > Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
> > Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
> > people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
> > The others all died".
> >
> > Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> > One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and
>at
> > the same time."
> >
> > Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
> > tree, but also admitted doing it.
> > Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
> > One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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