| honeybuzz |
Posted
on 25-Apr-04 12:58 PM
>1) The night was dark, the moon was high,
>I stopped my car....u wondered why?
>I leant so close, u felt shy.
>I uttered those three words....
>
>I ......la.......puncture !!
>
>2) Friends r like mirrors
> they r our reflection
> you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
>
>3) You - cute
>
>You = hot
>You = sweet
>You = intelligent
>You = amazing
>You = perfect
>
>Me = liar.
>
>4) I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u,
>
>Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
>Every night u appear in my dreams
>And I find my self shouting.....
>
>BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
>
>5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
>Then I look at you......
>I ......
>I .......
>I rather look at the stars again. *****
>
>6) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
>
>It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
>
> Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
>
>7) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
> u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
> and u r 100% stupid to believe these words
>
>8) If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
> If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
>
>9) Good looking people r hard to find.
> That's why u don't ......
> That's y u don't see me often.
>
>10) A good speech should b like a women's skirt...
>Long enough to cover the subject,
>
>And short enough to create interest.
>
>11) When u feel sad....
>To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
>"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
>But don't make this a habit.....
>Coz liars go to hell !!!!
>
>12) Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one
>will b at home."
>
>When she goes the next day to his home.......
>
>There was NO ONE at home.
>
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