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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 09:02 AM
I thought it would be fun where every poster posts a sentence and continue on the story. Maybe it will be fun.
One day Jyapu wakes up to find that somebody had eloped with his wife. Please continue
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 09:17 AM
The END.
P.s sorry CK couldn't resist it. ;o)
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 09:20 AM
grr what about the cool kungphoo moves from our hero
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| nepalithhito |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:03 AM
here is a sentence from me:
he couldn't beleive his good fortunes.
continue
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:15 AM
So, he sneaked up to his neighbour's, Rajamati (a beautiful young girl living on her own),
house.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:28 AM
And, she put Bhai Tika on him!
THE END!
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| nepalithhito |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:34 AM
not so fast ............
he gladly accepted the bhaitika, and as a tihar gift to her newly made dai she hooked him up with her very beautiful girl, whom our jyapu dai had crush on for ages.
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:35 AM
They made out in mula ko khet, where our villian chikancha arrives..
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:36 AM
taaan taaan taanaaan
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:40 AM
The three: girl, dai and villian were busted and herded into a jasoosi police van; THEY HAD BROKEN THE CURFEW ISSUED THAT EARLY MORNING!
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| nepalithhito |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:46 AM
the police happend to be the boyfriend of rajamati so dai and the girl were given leave while villian faced the charge of being a maobadi.
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:46 AM
Along the way, they come across a wedding ceremony going on, so they all get of the van (very fillumi) and start singing and dancing.
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| dananah |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:49 AM
But later when the thanaydaar saw the villain he released him straight away and started to bombast the others who had handcuffed him;Turns out the villian is the son of a powerfuk nepali mantri.
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:52 AM
On the other side the van Rajamati and Our Jyapu Daicha is riding, gets surrounded by mabadi and eventually kidnapped.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:52 AM
In the wedding, dai's estranged wife turns up and seeing her husband with the young girl, sings a sad song about how dai used to beat her up in a drunken stuper; hearing this, the girl thanks her for saving her and leaves without a backward glance.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:55 AM
coolketa, get your script right; where did Rajamati come from? :/
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:56 AM
Jyapu Dai gets really angry with his formor wife for first leaving him. If that wasnt enough, for being jealous that she broke him and Rajamti up. So he takes out his ship and beats the living crap out of the woman. Then Rajamti comes to rescue her,
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:56 AM
OMG, the maobadi tries to rape Rajamati, while our jyapu dai gets beaten black and blue
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:57 AM
common' man where did the Kidnapping disappear?????????
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 10:58 AM
OHHH!!! Was THAT part in "BLACK AND WHITE" flashback version?... sorry missed it!
hehehe!
Ok back to my class!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:00 AM
Rajamati's other name is "BELA" ex-girl friend of "BAHADUR" (of Bhadur comics); She beats the heck out of the Maobadi, leaving him hanging by his Langauthi...escapes!
ok me outta here!
:DDDD
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:01 AM
She suddenly wakes up in a hospital bed after the flash back, but finds out that she has lost her memory completely.... (old dhoti films ... remember)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:02 AM
That was just a decoy!
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:03 AM
what about the part when she hits the rock and gains her memory back??
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| hansy420 |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:08 AM
maobadis trying to do their thing on rajamati and thats when they find out rajamati was a guy
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| kalankisthan |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:12 AM
Rajamati tries to remember, but she can't remember anything -- nothing at all until she hears siren outside the hospita.... oh, that siren sounds like a whistle... she tries to remember, and she remembers a song Kalanki used to whistle... she remember Kalanki, her true first love, where is kalanki????
:P JPT
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| (*)Y(*) |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:13 AM
Maobadi's don't care. They still enjoy it.
>>Maobadis trying to do their thing on rajamati and thats when they find out rajamati was a guy.
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:21 AM
All maobadis in rage after finding out that she is a guy tries to cut her male organ
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:38 AM
But what the heck............. maobadi's leader,Prachanda doesn't care and does Rajamati homo-style; after all Prachanda is a cock-sucker-coward-homo.
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:16 PM
dhantaranaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hero enters... saved rajmati.....................
ani park mah gayera....... rajamati wah..mati..blah blah
singing scene
cont..
yb
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| meera |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:20 PM
Then hero takes Rajamati home and his mom does not accept her coz that was not an arranged marriage :-)
continue somebody......
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:23 PM
So Rajamati goes to the nearby Tukuche river and sings a sad song "timi nabhaye jindagani kaanda sari cha" for 10 mins and finally prepares to jump in 2 ft deep Tukuche.... suddenly..
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:23 PM
So, rajamati and hero go to kathmandu and start working and apply for US visa...
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| confused |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:24 PM
after 10 days of domestic voilence Rajmati is finally accepted on the household coz of Rajmati's "dewar" Dhannu, he fights for her right in her home.
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:24 PM
DAMMIT, KALIK..you beat me by seconds. here we go, before she jumps in the river, hero comes and says i need you..les go to kathmadoo
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| meera |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:25 PM
They get rejected, so they apply for the DV lottery visa.
The result was .........
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| confused |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:26 PM
DAAMMN guys u all beat me :(
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| confused |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:26 PM
they have the green card now
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:27 PM
thas a weird story..confused, who said that, rajamati or the hero
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:28 PM
SO then they come to US in A jetplane..then again Jet PLane gets hijacked by ALquida..and they are taken to Bin Laden. BOth Jyapu and Rajamti and tied down....
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| meera |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:28 PM
They are in Boston, MA and are reading Sajha together and wondering how come we know all about the details of their life :-)
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:28 PM
They come to US, and live in NY, rajamati goes to work at nearby store and hero goes to wendy's to work
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:29 PM
SO then they come to US in A jetplane..then again Jet PLane gets hijacked by ALquida..and they are taken to Bin Laden. BOth Jyapu and Rajamti and tied down....
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:29 PM
The result was... she was having a baby... she thinks who the baby belongs to... she had been TOUCHED by maobadi, chased by kulangaars, eh... she gets dizzy, she tries to remember when she had sex... :P
and then...
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:30 PM
she remembers it wasn't the hero who she had sex with, it was a black kid, didn't look like hero
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| confused |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:31 PM
then she has a jhattka..she remembers that she had, had sex with Girija Prasad Koirala,
how and when ?? somebody continue :P
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:31 PM
Then she remembers they had sex when Bin Laden thought he tied them both but actually they managed to find a peice of glass and cut loose their ropes and start doing their thing there. Then there pops up Bin-Laden and he ties down Jyapu Dai and starts to do his thing in Rajamati. Now Rajamati realizes it is the baby of Bin Laden and names the baby Laden Jr.
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:31 PM
after workin 13 hrs in gas station in boston.. hero comes home n find out his wife had a baby.......................... but whose baby??
kalanki knows the answer:D:D:D:D
yb
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| FunOhOLic |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:32 PM
INTERMISSION................... everybody !!!! go get more popcorns.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:32 PM
Here I tell you again
So Rajamati goes to the nearby Tukuche river and sings a sad song "timi nabhaye jindagani kaanda sari cha" for 10 mins and finally prepares to jump in 2 ft deep Tukuche.... suddenly..
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| meera |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:33 PM
Bin Laden tries to rape Rajamati and realizes she is a GUY, lol !!
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:34 PM
SUddenly Chikancha comes from behind and holds Rajamti and convinces her not to suicide as she will live a lot better life with him than Jyapudai
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:34 PM
HAHAA, meera, you're funny.
Rajamati is a man, and hero is heroine. binladen goes and rapes the hero
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:35 PM
young bloodz thinks kalanki knows the answer, so he goes to Japan, meet Akihito the sword master, persuade him to make the sharpest blade in the universe, and comes back to USA only to find Kalanki is married to RAJAMATI -- stuck between love and hate, YB decides to MURDER kalanki...
BUTT...
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:36 PM
*Cut Cut Cut!*
All the sajha script writers...too many discripancies! U r confusing us readers :O! Where is the flow :O? One minute it's here...one mnute it's there :O! I think u all shud have a meeting together and divide and delegate the work :O!
Sorry, I was planning to sit quietly and enjoy the movie BUT, yes, the BIG BUTTT :O! it was jus bit confusing. Just imagine, us viewers sitting in the theater :O...trying to figure out what's happening...:O For example, we r watching, rajamati in the hospital, and then she is applying for a visa...and then she is in new york working and then she is in boston at the same time?????? :O...Confusing. I'll go insane at the end of the show :O! Unles, u put black & white flash backs at then end of ur scripts :O!
Confoooosed viewer,
InterruptuS :O!
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:37 PM
but Cool_keta remembers he has brung the sharpest kukhuri from his hometown and stabs YB to death. Rajamti feels horrified and run back to NEpal.
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| meera |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:37 PM
haha !!!!!
this is getting hilarious, better than the hindi movies :-)
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:37 PM
while YB tries to slash kalanki, rajamti jumps infront. and YB chops RAJAMATI's HEAD
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:38 PM
CUT CUT CUT I am the director here, this story getting confusing. Lets start all over after her plane gets hijacked by Al quida.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:38 PM
before YB could chop RAJAMATIS head, YB sees rajamati holding a baby... YB's baby!
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:40 PM
over at the plane, BIN LADEN raped RAjamati, even though she was a man...like meera said.
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| confused |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:41 PM
haha KALAN KILL BILL 2 :P
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:42 PM
So the plane is hijacked and is crashed to World Trade Center but luckily Rajamti and Jyapu, for they are gorkhali ko saantaan, jumps out of the plane before it crashes and save themselves......
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:43 PM
cool_keta, please don't refer to sept 11, thats fked up.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:45 PM
after seeing Rajamati holding a child, YB goes, is that ours? Rajamati goes... yes baby... yb goes but you are not supposed to have a baby since you have that male reproductive organ, when did you have sex change? ... she doesn't know when, she doesn't have memory, Remember???
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:47 PM
So the two wake up to realise that the "crash" was just a dream (very fillumi) ; the Alqaidas are stilll there !!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:50 PM
LOL relaxing...
okay, so it was just a dream...
Rajamati wakes up and finds herself surrounded by al quida's... they were breaking bottles and shouting, dance!! dance Rajamati dance!! she turns her head around trying to find Chinkaji... ...
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:53 PM
Video sent by Al queda is seen by President Bush and he madly falls in love with our Rajamati
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:53 PM
BIN laden says, naach meri bul bul ki paiesea mielega. Hero goes, Naiaiii, then Bin Laden says "ghrgh rhrgi gifg orturt girdf eiogihf ehidfi" , that means "Shut up" in his language.
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:53 PM
Then she hears the background music playing "............"; but she doesn't know how to dance and regrets not joining the dance class in her school some years ago.
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:54 PM
kalanki gets pissed off.. after rajamati says it was yb's baby..
kalanki duguring pahad tira.. ani kudin mathi bata ra afno jyan afaile maring..
yb takes rajamati.. goes to gau...... ani lives happily ever after
FINISHED>
'
yb
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:55 PM
n rajamati says.. I DON"T TRUST OTHER BUSH>>>EXCEPT MY OWN:D:D:DD:D
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 01:56 PM
And here's the Part 2.
story continues where it was left in part 1......
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:00 PM
LOL... Rajamati regrets not taking the dance class, but she has to dance and above all, she has to find chinkaji and rescue him from al quida.... and she finds chinkaji right next to Bin laden... and she sees him moving...
cut to: chinkaji is waking up from his dream... he dreamed of kalanki's suicide... eh ...
He raises his head and he finds half naked Rajamati trying some cabret...
(NAACH RAJAMATI NAACH)
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:00 PM
There is no part 2 just the same story same script
I think a new thread would be better for part 2
Republicans and democrats fight for Rajamati, Rajamati reminds Clinton of Monica Lewinsky
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| meera |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:04 PM
....and when YB and Kalanki are at gunpoint range about to shoot, one old woman comes tells them that they are Khumba ko Mela ma separated twins.
They hug each other and both decided to share Rajamati.
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| the other one |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:06 PM
Retracing Rajamati's sex confusion...
Rajamati happens to be a man with a reproductive organ, a saaraap from her town goddess Kalankistan because Rajamatis mother said No to Kalankistan during her prime years when she was more beautiful than apsaraa. Because of Kalankistans saaaraap, Rajamati had to go to Afganstan and please Osama by lap dancing to get the curse reversed.
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:07 PM
haha mera.... its not mahabharat epic....where 5 dudes share one chica...... its a nepali movie..
euta keke mah... two tarbar basna sakdaina..
nahi yeh nahi ho sakta..............................
kalanki main tera khuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun pijaunga
yb
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:10 PM
LOL!!
and YB goes, NO WAY!! and KK goes NO WAY!! And the old lady goes You are YB, you have a mole in your Right Tes*****s and kalanki, you are KK, you have a mole in your left test****s. NO kiddin'... There is a mole!! .... and YB and KK shouts "BHAIYAAA" and they hug each other... and whatta coincidence, its laxmipuja today... they sing and dance in deusure song.,,, haha.. bhana mera bhai ho... till the wee hour of the morning
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| the other one |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:10 PM
ooops..supposed to be rajamati a man with a female reproductive organ
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| redstone |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:18 PM
THIS JUST GOT BORING.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:19 PM
Yeah, bring Rajamati back!!!
where is she??? still dancing?
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 02:20 PM
Rajamati is lost lol....
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 06:05 PM
Started with a bang.....ended with a whimper! : (
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 08:23 PM
Kalanki and Youngblood are actual villains in this movie. These Bokas reuined the whole story
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 08:24 PM
Hey actually continue on the story i gotta go eat my bhat
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| honeybuzz |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 08:40 PM
if they don't know who is the fater of the baby they need to go to Maury show.Don't u guys think so?
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| honeybuzz |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 08:50 PM
father i mean
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| confused |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 08:51 PM
while YB and Kalanki where huggin each other, Rajmati was very confused about who to be with ////BUT JUST THEN....From nowHERE CONFUSED appeared...Handsome Young CONFUSED..Rajmati seem to be lost in his "chwakk" roop...Rajmati fell in lop w/ confused.....
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| confused |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 08:52 PM
dammn this Rajmati bhanne kt seems to be player guys?? dont u think soo :P
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 09:01 PM
grrr stop bringing unkown casts like kalanki and YB to the story. Anyways after Rajamti finds that the baby is of Bin Laden. She dicides to kill the baby but Bin laden comes in between and snatches the baby away and runs off to india, where our Old Jyapu Daicha is also lookingn for Rajamti suspecting that maybe Bin Laden sold her to KOtha in Mumbai.....COntinue
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 09:02 PM
OH YEAH Jyapu is back to kick some ass
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 26-Apr-04 11:01 PM
Kalanki aur YB villain hai to fir Gabbar ko hero bolega kya?
Brothel owner: Appun ko Mumbai mei Rajamati nahi bikti...wo shadi sudha hai...appun ko pewar (pure) virgin chahiye, samjhaa? Virgin...ho sakta hai to 12 se 15 umar ki!
Jyapu: (whispering into the brothel owner's ears) Bhai saab...Hindi mei baat mat kijiye...wo cool_keta haraami hai...maar dalega aapko! Nepali mei bolo, Nepali mei...Bin Laden ne bhi Nepali sikaa...Arabi sab bhul chuka hai cool_keta ki safai khane ke baad!
Brothel owner: Sach? Mujhe to pisaab aaya cool_keta ki naam sun kar...abbe!!! ye appun kaa ilaaka hai...aane do uus haram jaada cool_keta ko...mout ke muh pe daal denge!!! Grrrrrrrrr...chale jawo, warna tera bhi safai kardenge!!!
cool_keta: (from the kousi of one of the nearby building...wearing Batman ko attires) Kya bola, saale kutte, kamine? Apne mout ko kyon lalkaa rahe ho? Ye virtual Mumbai hai...sach mei to ye Sajhaland hai...tera ilaaka samajh rakha hai kya? Dekhaunga tujhe abhi...[jumps from the kousi...trying to fly like a Bat...but falls straight to the ground...bhwaatt...face down...cool_keta senti flat!]
Jyapu: (jilla pardai) haain...cool_keta hero lai pani Hindi bolna aundo raichha! Bichara...virtual ma po batman...real ma ni testai samjhera haam falya hola...khasyo ni ground ma...TYO DHOBINI KO CHYAATYAA PETTICOAT KO KASSAM!
Rajamati...ke tyaun tyaun gari raa bhanya, mero swaami? jaam hida...
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 27-Apr-04 05:54 AM
WARNING: any script containing more than one sentence is disqualified!
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 27-Apr-04 08:31 AM
heheheheh POOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAI DIYO PHERI..
TYO SCRIPT HARU PADHADA.. I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHIN SUM INDIAN FLICK :d:d:d:
YB
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 27-Apr-04 10:56 AM
Film sidhyana bhanyae? Bhat khane bela bhai shakyo....
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 27-Apr-04 12:07 PM
Poonte thats shit is funny. 3=====D
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