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| asia | Posted
on 27-Apr-04 07:44 PM
King is interviewing the eligible leader for the position of PM. So far, he interviewed 1. Sher B. Deuwa 2. Pashupati S. J.B. Rana 3. Badri Mandal 4. Marichman Singh 5. Lokendra B. Chand 6. Kirti Nidhi Bista 7. Tara Nath Ranbhat 8. Parshu Ram Chaudhari If you think yourself as eligible candidate or if you know someone else (your freind or relative) suitable for this position, apply asap. Many people are in line. In one day only three people are interviewed, so wait for your number to come. Mandotary requirement: Must work under blessing of king, queen and prince. Working experience of Panchayat kaal. Abnormalities in behavior can be accepted. Shameless and budhhiless people are encouraged to apply. Please do not apply, if you are clean, want to do something good for country, any record against panchayat. Send your resume with bheti to email address jobs@singhadurbar.com and mail to: Raja ko durbar Kathmandu, Nepal |
| M.P. | Posted
on 27-Apr-04 08:26 PM
To: Mr Maila Hitler President Narayanhity Bikash Sangh Subject: Niyukti paaun bhanne baare Mahodaye, As I write this letter, I cannot stress how much I am interested in the post advertized in Sajha on April 27, 2004. I have always believed in you as an avataar of Bishnu and been to every feliciation program and inaugration ceremonies you have graced with. I have a strong dislike for democracy -- something that bhaare-bhure janataa kaa chhoraa have been advocating. We should not let them rule, your Majesty. Your Majesty, you are the greatest person in the world. You know your shit well, so you should rule. Besides, if things start running under these inept leaders, how will sarbasadhaarans like myself make a living? I know I will digress slightly in this letter. But I am sure Your Majesty will understand that I was only trying to maintain the asiyali maapdanda -- your thego, but something I have never understood. I am good at telling lies. Once I went to the press and said the political parties had told the government to charge the protestors with bullets. Isn't that clever, your majesty? I mean, even you tell lies all the time. You are aware of my effort to limit press freedom. I would like to remind your majesty that I was the person behind the arrest of 70 journalist the other day. I still think Kantipur should be banned -- they write in favor of the people, something you and I do not like. Apart from the aforementioned qualities and those mentioned in my resume, I am also good at deceiving people. I can go around and talk about elections, if you know what you mean! I know you are about to shit on your pants after even the doctors and the journalists at Radio Nepal went to protest against your principle -- regression. I can be of immense help in these waring times. Please let me know if you have any questions. The best way to reach me would be by phone, but since you are the king of the 21st century, you can email me, too. For reference, you can contact another Thapa brother (I am sure you know many Thapas). Sincerely, Mausuf ko hitaisi Misunderstood Thapa |
| DWI | Posted
on 27-Apr-04 08:51 PM
Good one Asia and MP. M.P., you should've mention the fact that it is really easy to make you the P.M too, just change of Characters from front to Back, P.M M.P. However, your resume doesn't show any Panchayat experience, so I have to say no dice. (Personally, among the candidates listed, I'd feel the list guilt about Pashupati S.J.B Rana being the PM). |
| DWI | Posted
on 27-Apr-04 08:52 PM
list=least |
| M.P. | Posted
on 28-Apr-04 05:42 PM
DWI, I changed my last name recently -- you know the new last name, don't you? :) That means M.P. to P.M. analogy might not work, as it is no longer M.P. but M.T. I propose that all the present ministers be called M.T's: Minister of "Tepe Sarkaar" (to borrow Khagendra kaka's phrase*) :) ---- * Swoghosit Kabi aajkaal khagendra kaka-kaa hardcore fan bhayekaa chhan; kaakaale panche haru laai maatrai hoina, oli ra jhalanath laai pani khug gaali garchhan. Kabi laai tyo saarai man parchha. Tesaile kabi bhanchhan, budhai bhaye pani aba khagendra kaakaa laai simha durbar tira pathaauna parchha. :) |