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| salakjith |
Posted
on 01-May-04 09:41 AM
He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine. "Ouch!!" What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation." Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called".
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 01-May-04 10:16 AM
The most difficult task in the whole world is to Satisfy the woman.
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| chubby_cheeks |
Posted
on 01-May-04 10:40 AM
ehehhe true.!!!proud
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| Drona |
Posted
on 01-May-04 01:37 PM
No... !! The most difficult is to fool her.
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 01-May-04 02:23 PM
Good one Salakjith ........... !! Really funny............. heehehehe.......... LOL
Talking about husbands and wives.......... here's one ..........
ENJOY !!
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 01-May-04 02:34 PM
no thats what you call a cartoooon :D:D:
relax singh.. got one for ya
relax singh... heard sumone knocking the door.. opens it.. n suddenly the person who was knockin the door start knocking relaxing down saying.. kundan singh kutte main tera khun pijaunga..... he was all bleeding.. the guys leaves after smackin relax singh.. other sarder ji who enters the door.. was shock .. he wasn't shock seeing all the blood.. but he was shock to see relaxing still laughin after gettin his arse kicked.. coz of curiousity he asks relaxin.. why was he laughin.. relaxing replies... OIE PAJI!!!! he didn't recognize meh.. he thought i was kundan singh :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
yb
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 01-May-04 02:34 PM
no=NOW****
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 01-May-04 02:54 PM
Once youngbloodz (weird name for someone) stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir? What can we do for you?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"Why? What's wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and numbers, and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh..... So you must be the person who took our phone book."
Ddaaahhhhh.............yb
ENJOY !!
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