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| luckydude |
Posted
on 01-May-04 06:10 PM
here are some stupid questions and funny answers asked by attorneys during trials. One of my friends sent it to me. Enjoy.
1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the 2--year-old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?"
7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
8. You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
9. How many times have you committed suicide?"
Luckydude
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| luckydude |
Posted
on 01-May-04 06:11 PM
>>>>>>>>>>>> Some more stupid ones>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at the time?"
Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "How many were girls?"
Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
A: "I went to Europe, sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"
Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medim height and had a beard?"
Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"
Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people?"
Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy stated around 8:30 p.m.?"
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy?"
Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."
Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine test?"
A: "I have been since early childhood."
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| honeybuzz |
Posted
on 02-May-04 05:18 AM
Very funny ones. Hope u will add some more luckydude.
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 03-May-04 08:47 AM
Kudos to you BRo
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| chubby_cheeks |
Posted
on 03-May-04 08:55 AM
oh god!!! i'm stilll laughing!!1ehehhe ~`CC`~
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| MillionDollars |
Posted
on 03-May-04 09:19 AM
Another stupid question:
Will democracy work in Nepal ?
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 03-May-04 12:56 PM
Who am I???
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 03-May-04 02:58 PM
i was at this 24 hr store.. n i happen to ask em
what time ya'll close ?
:D:D:D:D:D
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| rajni |
Posted
on 03-May-04 03:47 PM
Bus stop __ A child is in a school uniform with a backpack.
Q. Neighbor: Where are you going?
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 03-May-04 03:55 PM
hahaha.. these ppl sound smarter than me.. i'm kind of a person who calls his friend at home and when she asks me where am i , i tell her where i am, and then i ask her where she is.. done that several times.. is there any medicine to cure dumbness... :(
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 03-May-04 04:19 PM
nah that's really good. That's being a real human. Well done boy.
Dyam you the best
GO bro go
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