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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 07-May-04 05:43 AM
HahooGuru asks "Who will be next PM?"
1. HahooGuru ? as someone in this forum told that K_G will invite and make H_G
PM of Nepal. Well, H_G has already rejected the offer because of lack of time.
2. Ashutosh: Busy writing articles in Nepali Times.
3. Nepe: Busy showing placards and writing articles on republicansim. Whether
Nepe knows " What republicanism is beyond throwing K_G out of power?" (hehehee.... truth is bitter, haina ra Nepe Sir).
4. Biswo: flip flop on republican issues like Kerry on war.
5. MP: busy day dreaming.
6. NK: busy writing Poems and .... Gupta bash "UnderGround?" (not seen long in Sajha).
7. ... Makune: daura suruwal: pahile ko set ma dhushi lagyo, ahile order garne ki nagarne : confused.
8. Girija: bargaining with CCIA regarding Sujata's case in Court.
9. Ram Chandra Poudel: lost in Girija -Deoba breakup.
10. Deoba : declared inept PM of Nepal.
Submit your resume, may be you are better than anyone else. To be PM of Nepal
you need not have any real power to hold people, but, just to hold that chair for chair like Ganesh is occuping his postion in Temples, whether he did or did not do anything for
people he is still Ganesh.
HG
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| kalebhut |
Posted
on 07-May-04 07:41 AM
List of ministers- this would be my list of cabinet members if..
Prime minister- Hahooguru(2nd term)
Ministry of commerce and finance- ashu
Ministry of sports-Dananah and Edhunter
Ministry of foreign affairs & politics- isolated freak
Ministry of public affairs & administration- suva chintak
Ministry of human rights & administration - biswo
Ministry of political affairs- nepe
Ministry of agriculture- vacant
Ministry of defence- bhanja
Ministry of arts and literature- sitara
Ministry of humour and entertainment- poonte & kalankisthan
Ministry of health- Dr Strangelove
Ministry of justice- sonika_ny
Ministry of communication- san bdr
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| dananah |
Posted
on 07-May-04 10:01 AM
Oho...kalebhut didnt know someone there thought so highly of me..and Ed..;)
seems like you know i dun work alone.....(cos well i cant work..i let them work and i take the credit..:P)..
Ed and me cant handle such a huge responsibility...(esp since Ed looks like Mr MAD..and is one himself...he is too preoccupied with his $$$ making ideas..:|)
so i need my other partners ....Domi and TKP...(maybe we will take some others for Cricket..BB.etc..send in resume.;)..)
unless if u have other plans..for them..cos well they are talented ppl...
Minister of Torture(Secret Service)-Domi..who else..to extract all the infos..;)
Minister of Vice(and Corruption)-TKP..(no one knows more about vices than him...:P)...
we promise to get nepal..to every world cup finals for every sport...(in your dreams ;)...:P)
anyways..gottta go check out the some vices now...TKP suggested..:P
cya later..:D
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 07-May-04 10:44 AM
i think. naya gau ko tyo dalle dai lai PM banaunu parcha..
reasons
1) doesn't believe in corruption
2) dherai educated nabhaye pani, he knows the difference btwn right n wrong
3) he is got obsession for serving the country
4) he believes in equality
:D:D:DD:D
yb
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| netaa_ji |
Posted
on 07-May-04 10:57 AM
I dont care who ever becomes the next PM..well may be Khum Bahadur Khadka should be the next PM. He knows how to do the stuffs. Or lets say Chiranjivi Wagle or Govinda Raj Joshi.. these guys are very capable and well known at least in the courts.
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| kalebhut |
Posted
on 07-May-04 02:31 PM
okay bananah bro he he . heres the re-edited list of members. domi ,nepaliballer and Lakshmi included for sports ministerial jobs. TKP will be the head of ministry of education.
Prime minister- Hahooguru(2nd term)
Ministry of commerce and finance- ashu
Ministry of sports-Dananah ,Edhunter,Dominatrix,Nepaliballer and Lakshmi.
Ministry of foreign affairs & politics- isolated freak
Ministry of public affairs & administration- suva chintak
Ministry of human rights & administration - biswo
Ministry of political affairs- nepe
Ministry of agriculture- vacant
Ministry of defence- bhanja
Ministry of arts and literature- sitara
Ministry of humour and entertainment- poonte & kalankisthan & prem charo & bhunte(resigned and retired)
Ministry of health- Dr Strangelove
Ministry of law and order- sonika_ny
Ministry of communication- San the man
Ministry of education- Tyehi moro ashish- TKP
Ministry of youth- cool_keta
Ministry of tourism- vacant
Ministry of corruption- neeta-ji
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 07-May-04 02:36 PM
HOW ABOUT
bin bhagiya mantri
mantri for red light area
mantri for G- supplier
mantri for TWAT
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| kalebhut |
Posted
on 07-May-04 02:49 PM
why don't you choose the rest.. youngbloodz. for now you're appointed as the minister of narcotics and women trafficking. okay?
Re-edited list of ministers.
Prime minister- Hahooguru(2nd term)
Ministry of commerce and finance- ashu
Ministry of sports-Dananah ,Edhunter,Dominatrix,Nepaliballer and Lakshmi.
Ministry of foreign affairs & politics- isolated freak
Ministry of public affairs & administration- suva chintak
Ministry of human rights & administration - biswo
Ministry of political affairs- nepe
Ministry of agriculture- vacant
Ministry of defence- bhanja
Ministry of arts and literature- sitara
Ministry of humour and entertainment- poonte & kalankisthan & prem charo & bhunte(resigned and retired)
Ministry of health- Dr Strangelove
Ministry of law and order- sonika_ny
Ministry of communication- San the man
Ministry of education- Tyehi moro ashish- TKP
Ministry of youth- cool_keta
Ministry of tourism- vacant
Ministry of corruption- neeta-ji
Ministry of narcotics and women trafficking- youngbloodz.
contd..
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 07-May-04 04:01 PM
yoz.. Dan my Man... we gotta be in one of the best departments in the ministry eh??? we have Domi and Lakshmi by our side.. We're THE envy of all guys in Sajha land... *yum yum..*
and Dan u bloody topah… we can’t handle these responsibilities rey?? with 2 babes side by side.. there ain’t no job that the 2 of us can’t handle my boy… or if yah wan to resign even b4 the job has started, then be my guest… haha… I’ll enjoy myself in the ministry of sports with 2 babes then.. :P don’t worry I can handle it… TOTALLY…
don’t worry abt the money making schemes… I can leave them for later… haha… top priority will always be Ministry of Sports… :P
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 07-May-04 07:19 PM
Thats preety good cabinet that I will have. I have full confidence on
all the cabinet members. I swear.
HG
Errata: it should be first term, "2nd term" should be corrected. My spokesman made the mistake. As head of the cabinet I should take responsibility. But, I will not resign for the small mistake. In free society, mistake are regular stuffs.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 07-May-04 07:22 PM
From Sajha, I'd go for Ashu!! ;)
Jai Hahoo Guru baa, Baa lai ni PM banne yetro dhoko bhanya, yo bela na kubela, baji naila... hehe!! (science mantri banaunu parla Hahoo baa lai... Technical technical kura garthe time time ma... )
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 07-May-04 07:34 PM
Oops,
Palo aaihalcha ni kina ho. Revolt gari halne. Kam garer dekhaunu paryo.
Bharyang chadhne matra dau bhayena ni. Wait and see. I should quote
RF's grilling speech today " If I am not effective I will not stay in this post
even for a minute, but if some one wants to make an issue for political
gain, I am not going to leave this post. " I do have full confidence on
Ashu for the post and I am sure tha he is good candidate as my
successor in due time.
HG
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| Kurikuri |
Posted
on 07-May-04 07:34 PM
maile sapath gran na garaeye timiharu yetro ko mantri banchau.
Risko Jhok ma, afu lai nasta khane bela ma wasta na gareko le.
Haina ho, Kale, "Simone" ko tal na gara na, hamile pane bela belama yeha ko chakari garekai ho, feri yo sautelo bebahar kina ne?
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 07-May-04 07:39 PM
ha ha h ah ah ha ha h ah ah aha ha ha ah aha h a aha ha ha ah ah ah aha ha haha haha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahah aha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ah aha ha ah
Stupid kuro padhera haasne charo :) = Prem Charo
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| An Indun Poet |
Posted
on 08-May-04 02:21 AM
Suva Chintak should have the portfolio of-- Raj Durbar
Asst Minister of Durbar-- Prem Charo
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:32 AM
An Indun Poet, Sikshya tatha sanskriti mantri. :) Has a great potential to become PM in his 70's like Atal Bihari Bajpei hehe... Atal is also a poet. The Indun poet turns PM undone!! Fuuuuttter pilaan!!
Edhunter is environment mantri, his especiality however is chasing goose in Koshi Tappu. Hence the name Hunter! :P
(Hope he is not awake.. hehe.. revenge lincha feri!!) :D
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| niksnpl |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:33 AM
Minister of Propagana: Suva Chintak
ST. Minister of Propaganda: Prem Charo
AS. Minister of Propaganda: Isolated Freak
plus some more:::::::::::::
Can you find one similarity in all these name???????
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:39 AM
Yeah, all of them are sweet, juicy (don't work your dirty mind here grrrr), and round!! But the first one is Rasbari, the second one is Lalmohan and the third one is doodhmalai!! :)
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| niksnpl |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:41 AM
then eat them!!!
better suck them..coz they are so sweet........:P:P
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:50 AM
Dirty mind remains dirty forever. eheh... WB40 use gare pani uncleanable.
Uncleanable, that's what you are
Uncleanable, even if you scrub it with taar
Like cheap chewing gum that sticks to your shirt
Like somethig that smells as worse as Fart
Never before has someone been more Uncleanable in every way... wooooooo yeeaah!!!
Gimme the beat now!!
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| niksnpl |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:52 AM
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
why do you want a beating now???????
coz u know that u are doing mistake??
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| niksnpl |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:57 AM
Sorry i can't help you ..
ask your sweet ones to make u sweet too..
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 08-May-04 04:08 AM
Come on dude, Dil pe matt le yaar... That was a joke. I just felt like you thought like I tried to hit you right below your belt... hmmm I don't do that!! :)
I am Lakhamari... anyway... Used to have juice, now it has turned rock hard. They tried to suck me but they got sucked, they tried to f.. okay never mind... They tried to bite me but they got bitten they tried to bang me but they got banged up re kyaa ajha!! heheh.. Je paaayo tyahi...
Gotta go take a nap... laterz
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| niksnpl |
Posted
on 08-May-04 04:26 AM
hahaha...good one.!! dil nai chhaina..kasari dil ma linu ni....kalanki bro..
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 08-May-04 09:18 AM
yo man from Kazakhstan… Me as environment minister rey??? I think the position suits u better mate.. ;). me?? I know nuts abt Nepal.. u…?? u know all abt Nepal…Koshi Tappu and Kalankishtan rey?? never ever heard of em in my life man.. hahaha.. so u want me to be env mantra?? I’d be slaughtered by the local public man…:P cruel guy u really r.. haha…
me happy as sports minister.. with 2 babes, Domi and Laxshmi, flanking me… now which idiotic guy wouldn't want that??? oh now I get it... u’re jealous of me huh.. hahaha.. :P u’re flanked with guys in ur department I see.. haha… oh poor u.. :P it’s ok man.. shit happens in life as well. :P haha… Cheers!!
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 08-May-04 09:32 AM
Niksnpl = Septic tank mantri.
Kalanki = Tukucha mantri.
Hahoo guru = AryaGhaat mantri (Cause he is pakka Bramhan)
Ashu = Sulsule mantri
Sitara = Badhaar kudhaar mantri
Poonte = Hajaam (barber) mantri.
Arupani jaawos :P
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| thaag |
Posted
on 08-May-04 09:54 AM
Prem charo= Banya jantu samrachyan mantri
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 08-May-04 09:56 AM
Prem charo= Dukkur tatha anya panchi mantri!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 08-May-04 09:57 AM
Prem charo... by the way, I loved the "house training" cartoon you posted in "your favorite dog" thread! :)
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| confused |
Posted
on 08-May-04 09:59 AM
prem charo = hawain mantri
dherai prem garne charo = prem charo :)
hawaii
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| suripyari |
Posted
on 08-May-04 01:06 PM
Prem Charo:
Way to go brother if you are successful in operating business in Hawaii. There are not many nepali in the US having their own business. I realize you have experience and speaksfrom the experience.
I too share your view about corrupt politicians. I see no reason why people should oppose when king is seeking a next PM who is not corrupt and not affiliated with current political parties. Everyone like to see a new face who can unite people and solve the current crisis.
Jai Nepal
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 08-May-04 03:07 PM
Suripyari, (what a name :P)
My both businesses are operating very well. Can't be better...Thanks.
>>I too share your view about corrupt politicians. I see no reason why people should oppose when king is seeking a next PM who is not corrupt and not affiliated with current political parties. Everyone like to see a new face who can unite people and solve the current crisis.<<
I am 100% agree with you. If one caliber statesman comes and rules the way it supposed to be, people will forget about King. It doesen't make any difference that King will exist or not. But for present crises, It is necessary to have King in side.
Sitara,
Thanks for your remarks. I love birds, animal and kids. So I can be Dukkur tatha anya panchi or Banya jantu samrachyan mantri . :P
Confused,
Prem nai jindagi ko atiranjak ra manmohak pahalu ho. Yasma samaahit hunu nai jindagi ko lakshya ho.
Premi charo : Prem Charo
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