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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 10-May-04 09:00 PM
Student: Teacher, how can I look up a word to spell in the dictionary
if I don't know how to spell the word in the first place?
Teacher: Why do they call it a Hot Water Heater? You don't need to heat hot water!
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Jake: I got an anonymous letter.
John: From whom?
Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn't go near them!
Clerk: Well, isn't that good for mice?
Joe: I was built backwards.
Mary: How?
Joe: My nose runs, and my feet smell
Mary: Did you know they're not making pencils any longer?
Sue: Wow! Why not?
Mary: They're already long enough!
Mom: What are you doing?
Bob: Washing myself, of course.
Mom: Without soap and water?
Bob: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning
Teacher: Say, you can't sleep in my class.
Student: I could if you didn't talk so loud.
Teacher: Chubb, who invented the airplane that did not fly?
Chubb: The Wrong Brothers.
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 10-May-04 09:03 PM
He he Ha ha Ho Ho
Peace Out................
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 10-May-04 09:11 PM
I am not in Hindi -----------still..
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 10-May-04 09:12 PM
:)
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 10-May-04 09:13 PM
He he he Poor Wife...
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 10-May-04 09:22 PM
Check this out !!
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 11-May-04 05:42 AM
Yesterday, University scientists in the UK released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should now take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense. 3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary....
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| Relax_Singh |
Posted
on 11-May-04 09:07 AM
Who is doing the "copy/paste" now, huh ?? that too dhotis one ?? j/k
pcharo dude, just wanted to say that !!
( for those who dunno history between us, plz shhhhhhh...... )
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