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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 12-May-04 04:57 AM
hi guys.. tis juz for fun... the subject says it all... what if...??? continue...
what if there were no toilets in this world??? :0?
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| anonymous |
Posted
on 12-May-04 05:30 AM
^ans to that...is u be shitting everywhere ;)....
what if, Ed was walking in the buff at midday along the main road in surrey? Would he still sound as intimidating as the hunter he is right now? :P
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 12-May-04 05:33 AM
^ answer to that is NO way.. have u seen the size of the 'gunds' ard here these days??
next one.. what if annonymous suddenly revealed his true identity.. would he be who we thought he really was...??
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| cool_keta |
Posted
on 12-May-04 06:46 AM
i would take shit on sonika_ny's face
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 12-May-04 06:49 AM
what if glasses or contacts had never been invented?? more than half of this world would be almost blind!
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 12-May-04 06:51 AM
Ans: Laser Surgery :o)
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:07 AM
well, lazer surgery isnt accessible or cheap enough for EVERYONE is it smartypants? ;)
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:11 AM
It would be if specs or contacts were not available. Doh!
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:23 AM
^ :P:P:P:P:P::P:P:P:P:P:P what if you had never been born??
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| EdTopah |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:35 AM
^ there won't be anymore OU812's left in this world then... he's the last of his kind...
What if there was NO sajha.com???
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:39 AM
then thuloram would be playing somewhere else! hahaha
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| EdTopah |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:44 AM
ko bolyo hai...!!!??? then what r u guys doing posting here then?? duh!!!
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:47 AM
^ Welcome to Multilateral Sajha Universe.
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| anonymous |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:49 AM
What if Ed, OU812 and porcel was locked in one room???;)
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| EdTopah |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:51 AM
^ the other 2 wil be screaming to be let out ASAP.... cos they wouldn't be able to take any sh*T from Ed!!
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:55 AM
^ ed wear cologne? or axe atleast!
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| EdTopah |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:58 AM
^ nay... ED will fart all over the place... muhahaha!!!!!
what if porce was dan's wife?? :P
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| anonymous |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:00 AM
then ed will be jealous..;)...:P
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| EdTopah |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:05 AM
^now why should I be jealous?? ;0) she's urs... oops!!
what if Ed had never... ever... ever....ever... ever... joined sajha.com????
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| anonymous |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:12 AM
^then sajha would have been a quiet and tranquil place...;) no sounds of whipping ..or..sounds of Ed screaming..:P
and topah dun lie..hehe ur cupid arrows...well whoever gets hit is supposed to fall in lop with the hunter..hehe...:P
what if.....what if question ended with what if??:P
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| EdMorah |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:22 AM
^ ermm sajha a quiet and tranquil place.. is that suppsoed to b good?? and how do u end qns end with what if??? gone pagaal?? see what sajha.com has done to u..!!
what if there was no gals in this whole world...????
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| anonymous |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:25 AM
^then there will be only boys..Homos we will be WOOOHOOOO!!!:P
what if there were no guys??? hehe
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| monika |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:47 AM
.....world will be heaven!!!!:P
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| redstone |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:53 AM
what if i was the only guy and rest girls in the world O_o
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| wateva |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:58 AM
^ we will still be breeding and humans as a species existing...
AND if there were no girls... tsk tsk tsk... The Human Race Will end in disgrace... even though two guys can you know what... BUT they cant give birth!
:O What if guys started reproducing asexually???
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:02 AM
^ Babies would be born covered in achee.... eeeeew!
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| wateva |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:15 AM
^ stupid answer... think again!
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:15 AM
k va ko ho yo sajhaite haru lai.. every posting mah aajkal ^^^ dina lagecha..
tyo person above meh ko bani pare jasto cha
If, i could only know......
how to stop myself frm login to sajha.
** i tried to typed google.com... to do sum research.. guess where i ended up.. HEre in sajha... instead of google.. i typed sajha.. thukka moro buddhi.....
yb
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:17 AM
^^^ answer for the above question.... the rate of men raping women would decrease.. n the women raping of men would increase exponentially .....
yb
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:19 AM
^So YB dreams on!
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:20 AM
^^ diju.. its WHAT AND IF... together :)D)D
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:22 AM
^ Back to Neanderthal men and clubs?
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:23 AM
How about Neanderthal Women and Iron shoes? :P
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:31 AM
What if the "what if" is not "what if" but is actually something else what we call "what if"??
what if the question aboves makes no sense to sum and what if it makes to some?
what if the one to whom it makes sense and comes with what if the answer was?
what if, "what if" is actually what "what if" is?
yb
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| Rosie |
Posted
on 12-May-04 09:52 AM
What if you knew the future, but not the past?
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 12-May-04 10:08 AM
^^ what if U r the one NOT making sense now.. ??? what if u are not understanding the qn but the rest are???
^then u'll be in a sorry state... knowingn the bad things gonan haapen in future.. while not knoeing anything from the apst... sucks dun't it??
what if the... what if thread stopped???
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 12-May-04 10:14 AM
^ what if you stopped signing in with 3 different id's?
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 12-May-04 10:19 AM
^ ermmm.... then u guys will miss me and my BS... duh!!! simple answer...
what if there were no porcelinas in this site??? *hint... obvious answer.. somthing to do with Dan.. ;0)*
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| nipplemonkey |
Posted
on 12-May-04 11:09 AM
what if ^ will shut up :P
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| bhanja |
Posted
on 12-May-04 11:54 AM
Haaa,Haaaa.What if there is no keyboard attached to the PC.
What if there is no submit button for this forum.
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What if there is no word such as IF !!!
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 12-May-04 12:45 PM
oi niple badhar read annonymous' answer.. then sajha will be a quiet and tranquil place.. it;s the same as Ed never ever stepping here in the first place... sheesh.!! now can u bear that happening???? NO right??? so how can u make me shut up.. muhahaha!!! i;m ED.. the Ed... the topa.. morah.. and the Hunter... beat that.. muahahaha!!!
what if bhanja were to fall in love??? :P
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| bhanja |
Posted
on 12-May-04 01:24 PM
Then there will b no more flower for other "Romeos"
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 12-May-04 05:22 PM
i'm speechless.. bhanja actually has a heart... :P
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| Dominatrix |
Posted
on 12-May-04 06:47 PM
^ Haha..joker topah..
What if ..i stop posting in Sajha?
Domi
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| meera |
Posted
on 12-May-04 06:49 PM
Domi then they won't know where to go to if they want your "famous" whiplash :-)
What if Domi refused to whip anybody from today ???????????
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| EdHunter |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:07 PM
^^ no!!!!
^ double no!!!!!
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| Dominatrix |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:12 PM
Hee hee..darling Meeru! Yeh, thanx for the answer..liked it, id probably get hounded by email then huh..hee hee.. ;ox
Edddieee... calm down honey..here..take ur pills now...these are What if's..not gona realllly happen..Domi no leavin Eddiee..ok sweety? ;o)
Domi
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| EdMorah |
Posted
on 12-May-04 07:32 PM
for a moment there i freaked out...!!!!
what if.. Sonika was a piece of sh*T.. ?? oh no.. wait a min.. lemme rephrase it again... Sonika's a piece of Sh*T.... agreed???
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| nipplemonkey |
Posted
on 12-May-04 08:46 PM
what if ^get IP banned for sayin bad things to girls!
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| monika |
Posted
on 13-May-04 12:27 AM
^who will play the cupid then????!!!!!:P
what if.............you've got just a day to live.
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| niksnpl |
Posted
on 13-May-04 12:34 AM
^ i would love to **** u for whole day...........:P:P:P:D:D:D
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| EdMorah |
Posted
on 13-May-04 03:57 AM
< get banned??? nay!!!! Sajha won;t be the same again then.. i mean there'd be less BS to be read.. :P by the way baboon... i wasn't saying bad things abt a gal.. juz some stray dog in the streets..who barks all day but dun bite... :P
if i've just got a day to live.. i'll be on sajah.com for the last 24 hrs of my life... :P
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| anonymous |
Posted
on 13-May-04 07:36 PM
monika..my ans to ur question...if i had one day to live..
i go paagal!!!(im not already one :P) i got too many things to do!!! 1 day is not enuf!!!!:S..:P
anyways this question just came into my head..hehe..
What if our lopable..Domi...was...was.in fact....Sonika_NY..??hehehe (or vice versa..:D)
now thats smthing to think about ;)..
cheers..:D
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| anonymous |
Posted
on 13-May-04 07:42 PM
oh yah i forgot to say...
ED im really waiting impatiently for ur ans to ^question ;) hehehehehe...:P
cheers..:D
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| Dominatrix |
Posted
on 13-May-04 07:46 PM
Oh my word Danny...
U just made me laugh out real loud there... hee hee!! Domi = Sonika ??
Haha..that's a good eye opening What i..f tho..i give u credit for that one..hee hee..cant stop laughin.... heeeeey, hang on a minute Danny dear, how come u just got that What if...in your head ..did i 'give away' something in some other thread..hhmmm? (Just playin wiv ur mind O sweet one..;o)
*What if there were no such thing as foooty/soccer...?? (Forgive me oh lord for sayin somethin so blasphemous..forgive me Eddie and Danny..)
Domi
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| EdMorah |
Posted
on 13-May-04 07:59 PM
Ermm.. if Sonika = Domi… ermm… well lemme c, I juz screwed up the other bEaCh upside down yesterday… so if Domi = Sonika, then ermm… well means I’m screwed now ain’t I?? no wonder she was missing the whole darned day…
NAY!!!! That is like so damned impossible…. Well, even if it was true, what do I care… it’s Domi that attracts me.. not Sonika… Beaches like Sonika can go to hell for all I care..!!! slaps for their faces.. but kisses for Domi… muacks..!! disgusting?? Yeah I know… who cares though..?? :P
What if no football rey?? Argghh..!!! then there’ll be no more world… no more life… everything will be extinct.. the very essence of life on earth is football.. DOMI.. how can u ever say such thing…?? u will make Ed very sad.. (come to think of it, that rhymes :P). but forgiveness is Ed’s forte… so u’re let off gal.. Lucky yah… :P
what if… Ed never went to sleep?? Its 3.50 am sheesh…!!
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| Dominatrix |
Posted
on 13-May-04 08:06 PM
Yeh Eddieee.. i know..how could i have said such a thing....kick meself in the ass now.. but u know Danny gave us an eye popping moment about me bein Miz Priss Sonika, that i had to give somethin just as eye bulging back!!! Hee heeee!! I gues i succeeded ....Danny..dont be sad deary...i didnt mean it ok and lets now forget about that painful sentence now.. friends again? :o)
Eddiee..warming to know u got that much faith in me..was nice wat ya written.. im speechless! :d *mwaahh*
And i am actually up at 3.57am too..just like u sweetheart... ;ox
Domi
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| dananah |
Posted
on 13-May-04 08:20 PM
No football???:@:@:@:@:@:@ GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
arko manchey pani paagal bhoyo!!!!:P
only devuls fans can thinks this way!!!!domi timi ley prove gardeu..how foolish i was to think..she was an exception..:S....:P
anyways no football.:S...no dan..;)
so to get rid of dan..that should be ur master plan..;)...(me too trying to rhyme..:P)
and well football will alwasy be HERE!!!!MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
and ED lucky ur willing to forgive cos if u didnt i think there are tonnes of guys in the line who are more than willing to forgive...;)(willing to sell their souls)..:P
and domi..hehe just say i noticed the 'give away' in one of the threads ;) didnt know others were so blind not to notice...
and both of u dun sleep tonight and u knwo what will happend if u dun sleep ;)..(i found that out yest..:S..)
both of u go and sleep!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
anyways time to end with a what if ??
What if ..what if...there was no such thing as money...and greed?:D
cheers..:D
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| Dominatrix |
Posted
on 13-May-04 08:32 PM
Hey u Danny boy...ur What If about the bEaCh Sonika was on the same level as mine ..GGrrrrr....that's how undigestible it was!! How dare u say i aint an exception no more...AND about only devils fans thinkn that way...or u'lll see my very bad side.... gggrrr..my hand is itchin to beat some-one up...real bad..
Looks like my Bad Book is comin out to write an entry! Gggrrrr...
Domi
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| EdMorah |
Posted
on 13-May-04 08:36 PM
no money??? then no honey... I mean.. no greed.. so, no weed... bad deed and no bead... understand me?? if u do, then congrats to yah cos i dunno what the hell am i talking abt... not a clue....
no sleep makes me go beep!! mo tha pagaal bhayo jastho cha hai... dun mind me pple.. juz some sleep deprived session.. I’m talking in my sleep.. it happens always.. anyway, its' not my fault.. i was happily doping my work.. when this place suddenly cam alive.. what was i supposed to do? couldn’t resist the tempteaion.. plus u know that i have to BS at least once a day.. I know… I know. some of yah are getting irritated by me...
will those irritated by me please stand up.. please stand up...
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..................!!!!!!!!!!
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| dananah |
Posted
on 13-May-04 09:12 PM
domi..t
quote: " What If about the bEaCh Sonika was on the same level as mine ..GGrrrrr"
unquote,
wen did i say that??i just read everything above...it wa sposted by someone called anonymous..DUH!!!! :P(damn this duh reminds me of Sonika :P...feels weird using duh these days..hehe )..anwyays...domi u do whatever u wanna do with anonymous..thats ur business.why bring me dananah there?..:P
and i can read minds..anonymous wasnt being personal..it was just a joke..but u knw the relationship i have with fooball?...u know anything bad u say about football is a bit(not a bit) tooo hehe) personal too me..
anyways timro mero rista(whatever there was hehe) khatam.suniyo?? KHATAM!!!KHALLASH!!FINISHED!!END!!! hehe..I only know u thru ed...from this min onwards..(sajhama ta minute mah gannu parcha ;)..ek din mah few mins matrai bhet huncha hehe..).
and did i mention the word "only" devils fans?*looks up* oops....hehe sorry that was my mistake..angre ley garda manchey kay kay huncha..:S i didnt mean only devils fans..:D..others are too..(except reds MUHAHAHAHA :P)
and dun worry i let my fellow scrousers know theres someone in UK who goes by the nick domi..(doesnt look like one...looks are deceiving u proved it hehe.esto innocent dekney manchep a domi?? i never thought it was possible until...hehe.:P)..to find all her accesories..and steal it..lets see how helpless u will become then..always threatening me!!!:@ GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
ed topah....kah no greed no weed??paagal bhoyis ta!!! pagaal...and only one bs per day ?? or max 100 per day??hehe but i guess im guilty fo that too..so hehe...no comments ;)
hmm what if question....
What if Domi had no access to her torture accessories(the whip included ;)..?? (cos that day is gonna come soon.;)...MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
cheers.:D
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