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   Laloo ko Talu ma Alu. Laloo is new Railw 24-May-04 Kale_Ko_Chartikala
     Goooooooooooo Laalu bhaiya~... always be 24-May-04 wateva
       Katai "TALU" lekhya dekhyo ki aang nai s 24-May-04 Poonte
         Here's a lesson or two to learn!! Lal 24-May-04 batuli
           Good one Batuli If you have to pin po 24-May-04 DWI
             Some excerpts from http://economictim 24-May-04 username
               Highlights of Lalu's new railway rules.. 24-May-04 nispaksha
                 <br> At the press meet after delivering 24-May-04 Brook
                   <font face="ARIAL" size="+9"> -----today 24-May-04 yOuNgBlOoOdZ
                     DWI: Indeed. People of Bihar so follows 25-May-04 Kale_Ko_Chartikala
                       Laloo's speech woh ka bolte hain?? haa 25-May-04 smiling_hurt


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Kale_Ko_Chartikala Posted on 24-May-04 02:42 PM

Laloo ko Talu ma Alu. Laloo is new Railway minister under MMS in India. What do you guys think?

-------- From BBC ----------

Laloo Prasad Yadav, is one of the country's most colourful and controversial politicians.
Mr Yadav, who heads the regional RJD party, is widely believed to rule India's most lawless state of Bihar by proxy - his wife is the present chief minister.

He is known for his quirky style, making the most of his humble origins and mass appeal, but he is also accused of corruption by his opponents.

Analysts find his appointment a bit of an irony, as ticketless railway travel is a way of life in Mr Yadav's state.
wateva Posted on 24-May-04 03:21 PM

Goooooooooooo Laalu bhaiya~... always been a fan of laalu... since middle school... NOT even kidding this time... :D
Poonte Posted on 24-May-04 04:02 PM

Katai "TALU" lekhya dekhyo ki aang nai siringa hune malai kina hola?

Bina sittai ma...aakhir aafulai ke na ke raichha...Lallu-Ballu-Sallu Railway minister bho ta ke bho? Haami ni Highway minister hum...tyausi gudaunchham! ;)

Aafulai yeta bholi ke khaam ra ke laam bhanne tension hunchha...tyo Railway-sailway le kyarnu? Na Rail gaadi ko chakka nilera bhok metna hunchha, na tesko dibba laayera jyan nai chhopna milchha...

gayen baru bakhri charauna...paako tei kodo ko roti le pet bharamla, langauti le purai jyan nabhayeni chahine anga chhopamla! :p
batuli Posted on 24-May-04 04:34 PM

Here's a lesson or two to learn!!

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son :
Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I want to choose my own bride.
Laloo :But the girl is Ambani's daughter
Son : Well, in that case......Yes

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani:

Laloo : I have a husband for your daughter.
Ambani :But my daughter is too young to marry.
Laloo :But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank.
Ambani :Ah, in that case.....Yes

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo :I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice-president.
President :But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Laloo : But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law
President : Ah, in that case.......Yes.

This is how business is done!!!



DWI Posted on 24-May-04 05:03 PM

Good one Batuli

If you have to pin point Laloo's success, then the following points would come to my mind:
1. His simplicity
2. Most people of Bihar could relate to him, he is like one of them (learn Sharad Power)
3. He has tremendous leadership skills.
4. He brings joy with his appearance.

There was this great interview in Zee on Laloo, his life and his family. His friends would recite the incidents when Laloo was kid and still showed the leadership qualities. As soon as he was sent to prison for the first time, people guaranteed his uprising. He respects loyality (although he doesn't completely trust anybody but his wife) and rewards it.

Big upset of Sharad Power and his party, NDAby Laloo's RJD is rewarded by MMS. It looks more like a political move at this time. If Laloo still has that ability to select the best of the people, he might do something good for the biggest Railway system in the world. Rajdhani express, sleeper; anybody?
username Posted on 24-May-04 06:57 PM

Some excerpts
from
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/696364.cms
"Laloo Prasad Yadav said that when he becomes prime minister, which is a ‘certainty’, he would dismantle the Intelligence Bureau (IB), as journalists were doing a better job of exposing corruption than them. He said he would ensure passes for journalists to allow them to travel at no cost across India , exposing corruption at every stop."
.....
from
http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?content_id=47601

Laloo said the railways was a means of transportation for the common man, who could not afford to pay any more. ‘‘Those who can pay more, or travel on company account, do not have to use the railways. They can fly,’’ he said.
...
from
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/695972.cms

"I forecast I will become prime minister," Prasad told reporters soon after taking charge of his ministry.
According to officials, the minister has decided not to use Yadav, his caste name, and instead be known as Laloo Prasad. This is the name that features in the parliament gazette also.


Kudos Laloo Prasad....


nispaksha Posted on 24-May-04 07:11 PM

Highlights of Lalu's new railway rules...

1. Biharis will be allowed to travel on RAJDHANI EXPRESS free with their cows and buffalos!

2. .......
Brook Posted on 24-May-04 08:33 PM



At the press meet after delivering a talk on the merits of contraceptives and family planning, Laalu is asked by a journo

Journalist: Lekin laalu ji, aap ke toh 8- 8 bachhe hain? Kya aap contraceptives mein biswas nahin kartey?

Lalu: Arre woh waqt hi kuch hor thain. Uss samay humm opposition mein the
yOuNgBlOoOdZ Posted on 24-May-04 09:17 PM

-----today's headline - - lalu ko talu mah bhalu ko aachi ----
Kale_Ko_Chartikala Posted on 25-May-04 07:51 AM

DWI:
Indeed. People of Bihar so follows him not only because they are afraid of him. On Contrarry in many cases they love (or even worship) him because of his unique programs such as "gothala schools" that travels so that ppl could study and take care of the cattles at the same time.

Just wondering now... Will Laloo change Delhi or will Delhi change Laloo?
smiling_hurt Posted on 25-May-04 10:27 AM

Laloo's speech
woh ka bolte hain?? haan aab hum railway mantri hoon ab jo yeah..(.some one is talking in the middle of the crowd)are yeha beech main kaun bola ??arre bhai idhar suniyeaa to..arre budbakk e kaun bola beech mein??
somtimes U can see him pulling someone .. to get 100% attention..