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| Nepali Dude |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 09:45 AM
TOP 10 SIGNS OF A NEPALI DUDE:
10. Gorkhe dude wears a tight-ass Levis 501 with cheap-ass dingo (made
in Bagbazaar chinese pasal).
09. Dude looks like chinky but speaks with an funny Indian-like accent
08. Dude always wear a T-shirt of either Mt. Everest or Syawambhu
embroidary.
07. Dude hates "dhotis" but loves hindi songs, movies, food, and
girls.
06. Dude is short, dark, and ugly but has an attitude of Brad Pitt
(gorkhe pride).
05. Dude puts double weight (dal bhunde) within 3 months of entry in
Amrika.
04. Dude is always after white chics, cauz nepali & indian chics don't
give him damn.
03. Dude's frequent hang-out den: local chinese restaurant (pork momo
& fried rice).
02. Dude usually works out at a desi-owned gas-station, he tells his
parents that he works for Microsoft.
01. Dude drops out of college after 2nd semester (goes broke), marries
a fat ugly white chic, gets a green card. Then dumps her and goes
back home to marry a little girl half his age.
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| Gorkheni |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 10:08 AM
Is this self-hatred or what? There is nothing positive or neutral in this posting. At least when you talked about nepali women some things were at least neutral. For instance to ask for 'paun'. But when you go over thes particular list there is nothing but double standard and meanness to name a few about Nepali Dude. Hey, say something all those Nepali Dude. This is an Insult Maximus.
-gorkheni
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| chahalpahal |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 10:47 AM
Nepali Dude,
not a single one applies to me and my friends (obviously the ones that i know)!! so I don't know where the hell you came up with those 10 pointers. it is so ugly to generalize. I am sure 9 out of 10 applies to you (if not 10/10), but that does not mean that we all should follow suit.
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| kancha's fren |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 11:08 AM
hey nepali dude,
well man sorry to know what sort life you're leaving in US. i can tell how embarassed you feel with all these 10 points on you. anyway, goodluck with your microsoft job and lastly sorry about your school. sad to know that an intellectual GORKHE like you is illegal, hope you find that big fat UGLY WHITE girl to marry you for your green card.
all the best my fren.
kancha's fren
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| Sot |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 11:59 AM
Okay, that was pretty harsh but you have to admit there's some truth to it! I don't believe in generalizing either but I can see where he's coming from. Perhaps someone can come up with a more 'appropriate' version...
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| STOPIT |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 12:11 PM
Okay guys, enough.
The top 10 signs listed above was posted in soc.culture.nepal by a fellow called Anand Agrawala at anandagrawala@yahoo.com. Dunno if this is his real name or real e-mail address. Dunno if he lives in Nepal or India or elsewhere.
Soc.culture.nepal is no longer for Nepalese and is now dominated primarily by some pathetic South Asians - dhotis, banglas, pakis, etc. who are constantly at each other's throats. The last thing we Nepalese should do is go there and start a verbal war. Remember you if you stir a pile of sh**, the stink will hit you in the face.
SAN: Dunno who wrote this up but this is racist and demeaning to all Nepalese. How can you post this in the FEATURED KURAKANI section?
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| truth |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 12:16 PM
Yeah. There are at least 6 of them which to my knowledge is true. Especially something about gaining weight after 3 months being here. Look around you! And about marrying a white american (doesnot have to be fat. short, kinda slow would do too) and divorcing her and marrying a nepali keti half of his age. There are many many examples of that. And what about hanging out in chines restaurant and eating pork momo. :-) that is so TRUE, DUDE! So many of them don't want to try any new thing. And listen to this! They think if they eat gai ko masu they consider themselves modern! How funny is that??? They liked momo in nepal and by god, they are going to eat here too! And what about hating dhoti and liking everything to do with indian cinema, huh? and, and wearing a swayambhu T-Shirt, how about that? It is funny and very typical, nothing bad though. It is like a friend of mine pointed out, nepali flag in hanging in the living room of so many nepali dudes.
Jai Nepal and Nepali!
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| truth |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 12:19 PM
And funny doesn't have to be "appropriate." There is always some truth in generalization. A kernel of truth.
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| FUNNY |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 04:14 PM
Nepali dude, i couldn't agree more with you!
Those guys who disagree with you are exactly the ones
who match the descriptions, that's why they feel the need to defend
themselves.
I'm glad it came from a guy's observations because if a girl
had come up with this everybody would have been on her throat.
I'm sure there are some guys who don't necessarily portray these
characteristics but I guess i just haven't seen any one of them.
THIS IS HILLARIOUS! COMMON PEOPLE HAVE SOME SENSE OF HUMOR.
DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT, CHILL DUDES!
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| agree |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 04:32 PM
HILLARIOUS! YOU PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!
OH yeah what's up with those Swyambu Tshirts with those big eyes
staring at you?
and no to mention the neplese dudes' staring problems.
I guess i can't blame them totally, perhaps its due to Vitamin C deficiencly in nepal.
it's like once they open their eyes they can't close them.
haha.
funny, funny!
Truth hurts doesn't it fellas?
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| spen |
Posted
on 17-Aug-01 07:38 PM
nepali dude,
are you a dhoti in disguise as a nepali dude?
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| juhi |
Posted
on 18-Aug-01 03:18 PM
i agree it was a little harsh and probably grossly exaggerated. but, come on! get over it...do you always have to blame a dhoti?? who gives a damn who wrote it. lighten up and learn to laugh a little.
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| Bostoni_Babu |
Posted
on 18-Aug-01 05:42 PM
It is funny but unfortunately none of them applies to me. That doesn't mean I'm too worried though, nor do I have some kinda identity crisis problem. Bottom line is,
your top 10 signs simply sucks and doesn't resemble anything about we Bostoni Babus, at least.
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