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| Bond-007 |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 08:09 AM
Deep Ji,
Politix parda parda dikka bhai sakio, kehi halka fulka gahakila kura jaos na!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 08:40 AM
Bond Bro,
Bhatbhateni ma Rs.2.50 ko coke tanera hami bhuraharu jaya nepal tira lagim. Cinema ta khai ke chalya thyo tha chhaina. Hindi pani bujhdaina thim hami tyayti bela. Hami bhannale ma, bange, arun, and dhakal. Tyo din, dhakal le Rs.20 kakako khalti bata hijyak garya re chha ra hamro jeth ma dashain chalya thyo. The day was sanibar.
Before the movie, we warmed ourselves with churos and badam and planned for the real momo lunch at the momo stall during half time on the northeast side of the first class gate (toward ticket counter). We were having heck of a time even without much knowledge of hindi. Half time ni bhayo. Went out side tirmirako aankha le. Ordered momo too. Since Dhakal was the in-charge of the show that day, his voice was loud and demanding and we were just complying. Our momo was being prepared. The place was crowded. We were staring with drooling mouth at the steam escaping from the momo trays above the bharbhyare stove. Dhakal then ordered Arun to get some yak ka khillis. In no time, we were holding filtered yak churos chori ra maajhi aaula ko bich ma. Our momo was ready and the guy selling momo was handing out momo plates to us. Just then as I was about to put the first momo in my mouth quickly draining the drool-flooded mouth, some thing unexpected happened. Dhakal came crashing at me. I barely saved my momo plate but the appetite quickly vanished. Dhakal's kaka was staring at all of us like a wild rango. As the thrasing went on, other people enjoyed a live entertainment-half time show. Even though I managed to flee pretty quickly but not before a jaw shivering blow on my left side-courtesy of Binod dai. Binod dai, you know, Dhakale ko kaka.
Jaya Nepal samjhi ra chhu, ahile.
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| rbaral |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 09:15 AM
What a story. Thank you, Deep!
I praise your ability of vividly recolleting of things from way back then.
Very refreshing!!
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| milliondollars |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 09:17 AM
Deep Bro,
I think you got a very good sense of humour. Look forward to more stories from you... Ever considered being a comedian ?
I read your story during lunch and I almost choked myself...
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| Bond-007 |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 09:44 AM
Deep Ji,
Kudos! Jawos jawos ajjhai jawos!
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 10:01 AM
Deep bro le feri 19th century ko guff haanera babaal garcha. Rs 2.50 ko coke re... Hamle uuu juni ma Ranjana ma "seven brothers of shaolin" herna jaada ni tyo Ranjana nira ko momo center ko debre patti home-made-soda-tasted-like-coke-with-lemon pani Rs. 3 tirera khaa them yaar.. eh.. wentin century ko guff garcha bro le feri..
Baru yesso jhyalincha lakhatya guff dim na, Jainepal cinema hall nirai :P
Sajha is in real need of Deep Bro's humor yaar... thanks Bond for wakin' up Deep bru.. eheh... Thanks Deep bro too.. that was hilarious... :P
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 10:05 AM
"jhyalincha lakhatya" re, jhoot bolney katro samartha Kalankiko!!!?! I thought you guys were pokhta at bird watching! :P
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 10:13 AM
Sitara jyu pani misinformed??? :P
Bhaa ke bhane, birds watched us chasing jhyalincha ... Should have chased bird insted... eheh.. ahile samma ghar-jam bhai sakthyo... Now all the birds are gone and all the jhyalinchas are gone... haat laage sunnye!! Belama brain didn't work... :( yo Budheshkaal ma tension... eh.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 10:36 AM
Ma sitarne hai, Kalankibro, ek din jhul chyatera dhobi khola ma machha marna ga ma ra bange--haina ani machha sachha khas kehi bhetiyena. Khali sukenas lagya asala machha ra chepagada infested basbariko chhala pakhalya kaalo paani blessed ani jatha bhavi baluwa nikalera naramro sanga teased dhobikhola ma ek ghanta jati jhul bange ra ma bhayera yata bata uta--uta bata yata jaso taso bagirako khola ko pani ma pachharda ni kehi lachharna sakiyena. Euta machha samatya bhe mari jam. It was almost 11 O' clock. Bida ko din bhanthanya hola bro le tara tyati bela exam chali rathyo hamro iskool ma. Kilas ma jana naparne jach matra dina janu parne din thyo. Saitai bigrera---machha nai bhetiyena.
Then, mu** hile machha bheni samatchhu bhanera bange garjiyo ani lagyo khola chhheu tira hiloma gyaj gyaj hat halna. ma bhane jhyalincha tira lage. euta dasha lagya jhyalincha re chha merai chheuma aayera basyo. Yessima bistarai tyasko puchhartira hat lagera samate hai ani tyai alapatra parya jhul ko tukro chyatera badhi diye ra udna chhod.deko ta--load badi bhe chha kyare tyo dieting ma lagya jhyalinchalai---bhyarrr bhyarrra garera khas udan linai sakena. Malai aaidiya aayo---aba arko ni jhyalincha samatera arko patti badhi dinchhu tyo jhul ko tukra ko. so duita jhyalincha duitira bhe pachhi milera ud.chhan--bhanchhan ni sinarji bhanera--ho tyahi garne bhanera euta jhyalinchha lai target gari sakya the bangele tatha nam manpari sabda okeldai karaye pachhi jhyalincha bhadkiyo. "mu** bange ke bho? samatna lai sakya jhyalinchha tarsiyo" bhanya ta daine hat ko aaula debre hat le samatera hilo bata hatar hatar mukh chhod.dai niskane bhako bange tyahi hiloma bhyatta ladyo. luga khattam. 12 baje jach dina janu parne. dharama tin nabaji paani aaudaina--bange ko taal tyasto chha. Mu** bange lai singe machha le hanyo re!
Optional math ko jach thyo tyo din--ma ta gulti halne ni.
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| AX |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 10:48 AM
hasayo deep bro ley....
first story ley ta aafno bachha ko din yaad aayo. aafu pani paisa chorera third class ma basera majja ley coke tandai Dharminder pawalmaan ko movie herinthyo ani ghar aaye pachi dhulai :)
Deep bro request garey pachi matra hau ki kya hau?
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| marich |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 07:36 PM
Deep le hassayo..purano dhobi kholako guff garera..kya din yad aayo..
Hami pani dhobi kholama macha marna janthyau..gharai muni ko khola..ani pasttime nai macha marne nai ho..singhe machako bigbigi tya pheri..
yekchoti hami pani deep dai le bhanya jastai macha marna ga thim..Bishne ra ma , mera schoolko langautiya yaaar..yeta teta pheraye pachi kyai paiyena..ajhai keyai paincha ki bhanera ma macha marna dhyaunna bhai ra belama achanak " Yaiyaaa ni !!" bhanera Bishne karyao ra daudina thalyo pari khet patti..
"Ke bhayo! ke bhayo" bhandai ma pachi pachi dagure..
hasyang phasyang gardai pari pugne bittikai Bishne khetako aalima basera nali khutta samatna thalyo " Singhle thungyo " bhandai.
aba singhele thunge pachi dukcha, dukhne matrai hoina Jwaro nai aauncha, ra tesko yeutai ASAP CURE chahi tato tato mancheko Pishab . aruko pishable hune nahune prove bhai sakya thiyena, bhaye pani malai tha chaina..
aba kaslai bolaune, kaslai lina jane..aghi macha marnu bhanda pahila pari patti line lagera kasle tadha puryauna sakcha bhandai Jalashrot mantri bhaiya thyo, Titteie pati ra Narkatko jhyangma botai bhijaune garera..
" mu**, khurukka mutna.." Maile bhane
"Malai chyapya chaina" bhanyo
mero pani thaili ritto.."taipani bal gar mu**" bhane
Bishne tukrukka basera kanna thalyo..yekatira dukheko tod, arko tira thas-thasi kanda alikati turrukka chuiya thyo, tyo pani nishana miss garyo..la barbad.. Bishne "aaiyaaa! dukhyo " bhandai runa thalyo..
"Gharbata school jane bhanera bihani macha marna gayeko , bhat sat khayera 8:30 baje. school pugnuparne 10 baje.. ya yesto hari bijog cha ba..aba ke garne" bhanne sochdai Tittepati madera lagaye tesko nali khuttama, Jhan dkhyo bhanna thalyo..
Aba ke garne ..9:05 bhaisakyo bhanera nirash bha thiye... ka bata chyame kakro capaudai Bhandareshwarko ukalo chdhna lai ra raicha..
"Ye muji chyame , Yeta aaija" ..bhanera bolayeko..chaymelei " hush ! hush" gardai tae ko do kick dekayo..
"Mu** chyame! ya aaija tero baulai mutna" bhanya ..bal dya hoina chaymele..kholako pani ma chamlang chumlung gardai schooll ko uniform bhijaudai gaye ..mu** lai chyappa samatera lyaye yekai sansa khola tarera bhariyale bhari bishajasto bistarai bisaye
" la mut tero bajeko nali khuttama" bhane..
chayme khissha hassyo.. barshau namajeko kai parya dant dekhaudai.
" Mut bhanya " Jangiye ma..
chyame pheri khissa hasyo ra Bishne ra malai paliapalo heryo..
kathalo samtera chyame lai alikati hawa khwaye..ra garjiye ma " Mutchash ki mutdainas.."
Malai serious dekhera Chayme darayo.." ka bahunalai mutna huncha dai..mutna hunna ma ta mutdina.." mero rish le aakash choyo ..school jana dhilo bha jokma.."mutchas ki diu yek kasera " hat ujaye maile dhare parera.
aba ta chayme nikkai darayo hola bhanthaneko ta usle bahana banayo " aghi bhakkar muteko dai , mutai aachaina bhancha.." hoina, tukrukka basera kan..ani aaucha" ma ali naram bhaye.
aankanaudai chayme bhuima tukrukka basyo, Bishne le tersayeko nali khuttatira pharkera..tunturo nikalyo ra koshish garyo..ayena ..bishne ko anuhar " aba sancho hune bhaiyo bhanera dhapakka balyo.
chaymele basera duitin choti thas- thas kanyo...ani matira herera pheri khissha dant dekhayo.
" khoi dai aayena" bhandai uthna matra ke lagheko thyo, maile yek jhapu diye tauko pachad...bichara chyame ko tunturo bata mazale Tatopaniko pani jastai jharna thalyo..baf udaudai..aadhi jati bahira paryo, aadhi jati chahi thaumai paryo..tara moro chayme ko yek choti niske pachi bandai nahune dharo bagya bayai garna thalyo.."ye mu**!!i bhayo!! bhayo! thik bhayo!, rok!! rok!! " bhandai Bishne thyo, Chyameko mut khapna nasakera hola. Hataridai uthne hunda chaymelai dhakalna pugyo, Chyame lost his Balance and Bishne bathed in that fountain, Mukhai bhari
Chyamele pheri lat khayo Bishne ko.."Guhar! guhar!" guhardai danko chodera runa thalyo chyame..hami dui jhola bokera kulelam school tira.
first class siddhinna lagya raicha..Meghraj sirle dhokamai samate ra yek yek bagh jhapu takryaye hamilai ....Bishne le tyo din Karib pachash choti mukh dhoyo hola..tyo jamanako kura garya..Panbi sastai thiyo..
Deep daiko jaya hos. kahile kahi sajhama aunda ramailo lagcha..yesto kura padhan paunda
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| DWI |
Posted
on 09-Jun-04 08:53 PM
Deep
he he, a really fast one eh? One of my friend who was in drugs got the same dhulai once in our school. His dad literally walked inside our ongoing class and dragged him out.
Keep it going. For me, I am having a writer's (or non-writer) block right now.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 07:36 AM
DWI,
"His dad literally walked inside our ongoing class and dragged him out. "
Yasai silsila ma yo pani jawos na ta---
Arun, ma, bagha, ani dhature jasto taso naranchaur ta pugim but did not feel like going to school that day. Well, we almost always felt that way but that day it was getting really hard for all of us to drag us any more for the school. Ke garne ta? Jaya Nepal ko cinema -mithun ko ho kyare-ni dherai patak heri sakiya thyo. So, we were just hanging out around nag pokhari. Could'nt stroll there for long cuz it was quite risky to be seen there past 10.00 Kina school nagayeko bhanne kuro uthyo dekhne ra chinne ko man ma bhane barbad hunthyo. Ani, for whatever reason, nachahine kam garya bela euta na euta chinya manchhe le dekhe kai hunthyo. Arun said, "jam budanilkantha". After a brief discussion we all agreed and walked as fast as we could toward Jamal. We were also on the look out to see if we notice anyone noticing our venture. We felt safer as soon as we hopped on the bus. Cared less for all those eyes who were looking at us-in school uniform-and making up their mind about our intention and us that morning.
As the bus rolled out north toward lainchowr, we felt good. Since my mamaghar was at maharajgung, I was a bit tensed when the bus stopped there. I carefully scanned the people getting in on the bus but saw no one that I knew. After chakrapath and Baasbari, the bus was almost empty. We were rolling then. Enjoying our unofficial day off, we were quite excited. Once we got off from the bus, we headed north toward tokha. Let's say we were in hiking mood. Climbed up about a thousand feet and sat there over looking the valley. We were talking about all the things we wanted to talk about. We were truely having a blast together. So, about 2 PM we thought is the time to get back to the bus stop cuz we had to be home in regular time (school return) whether we went to school or not. Budhanilkantha ma aaye pachhi sutya narayanko darshan garnai paryo. Darshan sakayera we called upon a pasal for khaja. Sauji le byanga gardai bhanyo---hera school bata bhagera hinya yiniharu--bau, ama chai chhoro school gayo bhanera danga parira holan yini haru chai yata halli ra chhan. Although, it was none of his business whether we go to school or not but we were in good moods so I responded "ke bho ta oota bau ama chhoro school gayo bahnera danga yata hami school nagayera danga--duitai pati danga huda tapailai ke ko chinta ta?"
Lunch sangai tyo din ko vacation ni sakiyo. We kept on walking south to catch the bus. We wished we could take one of those taxis parked before the bus home. Manokanchhya bhanne pani achammakai kuro hudo re chha bhagya ma bhe pachhi. We couldn't get to the bus. "ke bus ma jana lako? aaija hami sangai taxi ma" With lightening alert I looked at the direction where the invitation came from. Sure enough, there were my father, mother, and my grandmother with a pooja thali and other stuff.
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| TilKumari_Ko_Poi |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 09:54 AM
lol deep
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| JagaltayBhoot |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 10:28 AM
Dhobikhola ko adventure sarai ghat lagyo.......ha ha.........
keep it up :)
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| rauniyar |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 11:49 AM
Deep ji,
cool narration you got.
Mal-ai ta afnoo purano din haru yaad ayee... I recall going to movie halls bunking classes. Vanasthali ma I was notoriosly known as a navigator for the kids who wanted to bunk *smile*
I recall watching "Sahan-sha" third class in Ranjana. Herunjel ta it was fine tara bholi palta gati dhu-kheko dekhera, my mama figured out that I was yet again in the movie hall. Kai-garne kukur ko puch-char paree ma!
And then SLC jaach dinee bela pani aiee puge-cha. My teachers forecasted ta fail bhainee-nas bhanee ta kai. They knew that I hardly had attended 10 percent of the classes. And then came the famous pre-test from Vanasthali. Somehow my name figured on 2nd of the first class division.My friends thought that it must have been a glitch. And so did I.
Tara cinema herna chahi chadi-ya-chaina.
Long live Ranjana and Biswo Jyoti!
Uhi Rajeev,
CT, Amrika
Ps Keep us light-hearted with your writings Deep ji. Thanks much for it hai!
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| KickAss |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 12:03 PM
Vanasthali Rulessss Man.
i remember when we had big fight against AVM School long time back.
We went to AVM school and beat da hell out of those fukers in their school
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| rauniyar |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 12:15 PM
KickAss ji:
not that I am proud of it, tara I happen to be there when that happened. The trophies for me included few prized broken glasses @ AVM and crying girls at the window. Did not get caught though, had a "ganji" under me which I used effectively when I got rid of that cream color Vanasthali shirt.
BTW were you there too? What class were you in then?
Uhi Rajeev,
CT, Amrika
Ps later I remember going to jail to give the Sherpa guys blankets and stuff that "Bam" kindly provided.
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| Bond-007 |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 01:09 PM
KickAss and Rauniyar,
Glad to know that you both went to Vanasthali, which batch were you in?
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| rauniyar |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 01:27 PM
James Bond ji,
2047 SLC.
Uhi Rajeev,
CT, Amrika
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| KickAss |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 03:38 PM
rauniyar ji i was in 9 th
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| Bond-007 |
Posted
on 10-Jun-04 03:58 PM
I was in batch of 2041. Yikes! I am very old!!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 11-Jun-04 07:46 AM
Marich dai,
Well, hamro ghar ta tyai wari pari ta ho. I may have seen your house, without knowing that was yours, of course, countless times. Sattenaran patti ma, pari pati hamro marich dai. Common area was lovely dhobikhola and its faint, haina ta?
A friend of mine's sasurali was there close to your house, Marichdai. A very good friend of mine wrote me, when I was away from kathmandu, that he recently got engaged. Malai ta achamma lagyoýkina hatar garya hola khaldo ma hamfalna bhanera. Anyway, I returned to kathmandu after about a month of his engagement. His wedding was still about two months away. Without spending much time with my family-or resting, I went to his house the day I reached Ktm. Ek chhin yata uta ka kura garesi I asked him to show his would be wife's picture. He said, "photo ta dekhaudina". I just threw a confused look at him. With a smile he said, "baru bhetauchhu, aaja nai". Even better, I thought. If you are holding your breath for suspense, then don't hai marichdai.
Late afternoon that day by the Basantapur Durbar, I was eagerly waiting with my friend for his fiancýe. Shortly after 5 PM she approached us, generously blessing us with her coy smile. My friend, let's call him SR, introduced us and we briefly spoke with each other. Then after hanging out here and there and spending about 45 minutes in a restaurant, she was ready to return to her folks. SR said, let's drop her off then will go home. I agreed. So, the taxi sped away toward the east. Right at the junction in Sifal where you choose whether to continue east toward Jaybageswori or turn left-northbound-toward chabel ganesh, she asked the taxi to stop. "kina yaha?" my friend asked but she just smiled and got off. We did too. We kept on walking toward lampokhari then she took a galli on her left, which slightly descending lead us northwest (you know which galli am I talking about, don't you marich dai?ýyou remember that peepal tree, don't you?) toward dhobokhila. The evening had just spread its wing blanketing all and everything under the sky. The path was of course not well lit. She was leading, my friend was talking, and I was doing nothing but following them. I was a bit worried too cuz I was not sure what my folks may be thinking at home for me disappearing the all day. My friend said to his darling, "I am not coming inside the house". "kasle bhitra aauna bhaneko chha ra hazurlai?" She responded softly. That soft "hazur" talk was really sweeping me off to the lovely world of imagination. Not sure whether it was planned, but her folks were out to greet us as we approached her place. "ye jwaisab sawari bhe chhaý.." Damn! Hami fasi halim ni. Then beer came with chicken and you know me Marichdai.
8:45 jati bhako hudo ho raat ko when we headed toward hadigau tyai galli hudai. Tin char choti pachhariye pachhi dhobi kholako faantma aauougnai ke lagyathim, ma feri gultiyeýaadhyarole ho wa beer leýtyo gultaima khutta naramro sanga markiyo. Teknai nahune garera dukhera ke bhanne. Jaso taso ali ali hine tara dhera hinne sakina. Then thyachha faantma basera here mero pyaro hadigaulai khola pari patti. Katti pachhadi farkeko afno hadigaumaýharek chiz kasto pyaro lagyo. Tyo bhatkeko pul uttar patti, pari patti tyo Sattenaran thanýsarbadako paya bhalne garya khetharu, hwakryang bhalne garya mandir haru, aaspas khlene paati haru, tel kasa ra tu kataune khelne khalda parya bato haru, anaginti satakon banako sarsotithan ---man yasai haluka bhayera aayo ýkhutta dukheko pani birse. A soft breeze passed by caressing my face. I thought that hadigaule breeze must have traveled this side just to say in its whisper "hadigaule timilai birseko chhaina, Deep".
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