| Badmash |
Posted
on 18-Jun-04 03:49 PM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
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What Makes 100%?
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ýWhat does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
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ýEver wonder about those people who
say they are giving more than 100%?
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ýWe have all been to those meetings
where someone wants you to give over 100%.
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ýHow about Achieving 103%?
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ýWhat makes up 100% in Life?
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Here's a little Mathematical Formula
that might help you answer these questions:ý
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IF:
ýA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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Is Represented As:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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Then:
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H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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And
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K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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But,
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A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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And,
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B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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Also,
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B-A-C-K-S-T-A-B-B-I-N-G
2+1+3+11+19+20+1+2+9+14+7= 107%
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AND,
ýLook how far ass kissing will take you.
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A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
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ýýýýýýýýýýýýýýSo, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
ýthat ýwhile Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
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and,
Attitude will get you there,
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BULLSHIT, BACK STABBINGýand ASS KISSING will put you over the TOP.
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