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| Minerva |
Posted
on 23-Aug-01 07:31 PM
Angira, check this out!
Mary was on her deathbed, with her husband Tom at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face. Her pale lips moved.
"Tom" She said.
"Hush" he quickly interrupted, 'don't talk'. But she insisted.
"Tom" she said in her tired voice, I have to talk. "I must confess"
There is nothing to confess said the weeping Tom. "everything is all right'
"no, no". I must die in peace. I must confess, Tom, that I have been unfaithful
to you".
Tom stroked her hand."now , Mary, don't be concerned. I know all about it" He sobbed. "WHY ELSE WOULD I POISION YOU?"
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| Rohit |
Posted
on 27-Aug-01 07:37 PM
Minerva and Angira,
You gals will certainly enjoy this joke I heard at my work place. This is how it goes..
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"yes,Sir," the new recruit replied.
Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on, "because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
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| Priya |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 11:35 AM
You guys have taste- good sense of humour! By the way here is one of my personal favorite.
A cowboy rode into strange town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he fininshed his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it avove his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horses?'
No one answered.
All right, I'am gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'am gonna have to do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The cowboy, true to his word, had another drink,walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.
He saddled upand started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the asked, "say patner, before you go: What happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home"!
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