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| Enamored |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 10:27 AM
Lot of you must have grown up watching hindi movies with exagerated versions of love, anguish, enimity, and what not. Have a lot of you grown up to expect hindi movie kind of relationships? I don't mean singing and dancing with 30 other people but emotionally?
Has hindi movies condemned your emotional well being?
I think the NEPAL Govt should ban HINDI Movies instead of alcohol.
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| BAARAMASHE |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 10:54 AM
Ban Hindi Movies
Ban alchohal.
Ban all aids to Nepal
ban all tv channels
ban radio nepal
Ban on anything leads to stagnation of developement of that sector.
If we start banning everything, the progress of the country is goin
down the drain. puting limts on anything is asking people to abuse
that area. They would go to any limits to abuse that ban. As they
say mend not end any sort of freedom or choice we already have.
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| Ganesh Man |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 12:44 PM
Ban Nepali movies too as they are carbon copies of Hindi movies. Ban Hollywood movies too as they show tits and ass and are violent. Ban Star, Zee, MTV. Above all BAN the very existence of human beings in Nepal.
Knock knock, hello is any one listening? Rekha Sharma...........you there ????????
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| Rekha Sharma |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 01:26 PM
Ganeshman,
I am busy making my list of things to ban next. Thank you for all your suggestions. This is only a partial list but it is enough for now.
1. Cigarettes, khaini, supadi etc.
2. All movies, TV stations, FM radio, etc.
3. All western clothes. From now on, all men must wear daura suruwal with topi and all women must wear sari.
4. All English newspapers and magazines.
5. All restaurants, hotels, massage parlours in Thamel.
We are not expecting any opposition from anyone neither the government nor the public because no one has the courage to defy us. If anyone defies us, we will cause terror, bloodshed, and death in the whole country. BUT WE WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THIS, THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE.
LAAL SALAAM.
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| Prachanda |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 01:42 PM
Rekha Darling,
yeso time milayera SILIGURI tira aauna hai, timi sanga ramailo nagareko pani dherai bhayo, ek cartoon San Miguel chai saath ma launa na bhula hai.
oohi
timro Prachanda
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| Rekha Sharma |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 01:51 PM
Prachanda jyu,
Yo hapta ta Baburam jyu ko palo ho. Hajurko palo ta arko hapta ni.
oohi
Rekha
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| Ganesh Man |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 02:22 PM
Rekhaji and Prachandaji:
Those were the days in Panchayat when we were tortured. Now we are ek jut. We have to BAN everything in Nepal. By the way, priya Rekha, isn't sari and Indian dress too? We should BAN sari too. Hamro cheli beti le ta chaubandi cholo ra phariya lauchhan.
We have to BAN everything. I am dead but I support you guys. After a while we'll have to ban human beings in Nepal too otherwise we'll kill 'em all. Rekha's list is cool. I think you no longer wear bras and panties made in India huh? And Prachu, I hope you've stopped smoking churot. But when we meet in Siliguri, I'll get some foreign wisky and brandy from heaven. We'll have a blast. Jai Ho Nepal ko.
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| Rocker |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 02:31 PM
Hey ! I'll meet you guys in Siliguri too. Since miss Rekha is booked right now, we can go to Khalpada
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| Rocker |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 02:37 PM
ban the name REKHA.
Change it to DHARKA.
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| suggesion |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 03:05 PM
How about Dot? Rather Polka Dot?
Polka Dot Sharma. Very fitting.
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| Rocker |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 03:14 PM
polka dot thopla sharma
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| Rekhasharma |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 03:53 PM
1. Ban foren cars/bikes - Mistshbishi, Toyota, Honda, Huandai. And TATAMOBILE. Go for hansom cabs and good ole' halo
2. Ban jeans - Levis, etc. Cover your assess, ladies, and up there too, with Khasto. And no Ponds, H & S and Revlons.
Look at me. Cormade Prachanda finally made Baburam Dai agree that I have all the battis lakashyan of nepali nari - make up or no make-up. I occasionally like lipsticks though - only Chinese-made.
3. Ban nike, reebok and lacoste - and all foren dalals
4. Ban National Panasonic, Philips, Motorola....Say no to JOn Bon Jovi, Mozart, Lata (Udit Narayan? He has to denounce India first). Nepali pop? They can sing and dance to progressive numbers.
5. Ban Newsweek, Time, Reader's Digest, Times of India - all foren poblications polluting our youngesters.
6. Shut down foren missions
7. No foreners in our Nepali land - Ranas were the biggest nationalists/partriots.
8. Ban The kathamndu Post, Nepali Times...Angrejibaj are no good for the nation. No Rosseau, Plato, Krishnamurthy and other free thinkers.
9. Ban English in school. Introduce Marxims and Laninism and Maooism in primary school carriculum. We will produce Great Leader Kim Il Sung in Nepal.
More from Our Own Great Leader Comrade Prachanda.
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| apungo |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 04:59 PM
miss Rekha ! do you swallow??
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| Rekha Sharma |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 07:36 PM
We are going to ban sex very soon from Nepal. It is bad bad bad and gives men a chance to dominate women. But we will allow some concessions. See, even we Maoists have a heart. From now on, Nepalese will follow these rules while observing sex.
- sex allowed every other day between 2-5 a.m. in the morning only.
- no sex on the 2nd and 4th Saturday of each month.
- neither partner must enjoy it too much or they will both be punished.
- if woman fails to achieve satisfaction, she may file written complaint to local Maoist Center. Maoist Center will then make the man do uth bas 50 times.
-these rules do not apply to Maoist comrades.
Violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of Maoist law.
Lal salam !!!
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| Ban on Ban |
Posted
on 28-Aug-01 08:39 PM
The best ban would be Ban on the use of word "BAN" itself. That will
help Nepal.
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| Rekhasharma |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 01:11 AM
We don't consider sex evil.
As a matter of fact, Comrade Prachanda of the People's Republic of Nepal will soon announce when, and how frequently, should our people have sex so that western and Indian imperialists don't have any control over our sex lives. Let them make no mistake: we are independent.
The Communicty Party of Nepal (Maoist) is even considering mass-production of Nepal khadarko condoms. The proceeds will go to programs on progressive sex. But first Comrade Prachanda and other senior leaders will visit North Korea to experiment on the efficacy of Nepalko khaki.
Over to you Comrade Prachanda...
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| :-) |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 09:34 AM
Hey, You ARE funny. Who says Nepalese don't have sense of humor?
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| Ganesh Man |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 10:09 AM
Only a few more months and we're all set for the People's Republic of Nepal. Mao and Lenin will be present. Shah kings, Gandhi, and Bahudal will be history.
Rekha ji: thanks for your support. We will BAN everything. I am with you. My full support to all of us who want to BAN everything in Nepal. The Taliban BANNED TV, movies and alcohol in Nepal. We are very close to doing that too. They BANNED lipstick and make-up, we BANNED beauty pageants and fashion shows. They destroyed buddha statues, are we going to destroy the masjids and chruches in Nepal? Close foreign schools too?
Let me know about our agenda and we'll act accordingly. Our next meeting might have to be over BANNING food made in India. What do you think? Then we'll all take "barta" everyday for the rest of our lives.
lol,
Gannu
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| Rekha Sharma |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 11:29 AM
Ganeshman,
Wonderful idea you have. Ban food made in India. Of course. We will certainly ban it. We will ban all chamal, daal, sugar, oil, salt, anything at all that comes from India. In fact, we are going to built a huge wall along the Nepali border - just like the Berlin wall. We'll see how those imperialist dhotis will come into Nepal then.
Did you see photo of our three leaders in kantipuronline.com today? I mean the negotiating team. Don't they look dashing and powerful? Don't they look strong and like the future leaders of Nepal? Look at the way they hold up their hands so powerfully and forcefully. Look at the strength in their eyes and faces. Ooooooo, they turn me on.
Also look at their personal bodyguards behind them. They look so smart in their uniforms. Soon, these uniformed guards will be walking freely around Kathmandu like they did in Kirtipur yesterday. I have heard Deuba the Gutless Wimp will pass a law that makes it legal for our comrades to walk around town with guns.
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| Ganesh Man |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 12:16 PM
The photo was kool. Finally my true mentors are out in the open. After a kathor tapasya, we are all ready and set to go. And all these years Nepal thought that I belonged to Nepali Congress. I was the one to mastermind maobadi abhiyaan in Nepal.
We have already done a great deal by rioting against Hrithik. Now all we gotta do is turn Gopi Krishna and other cinema halls into mandirs. From this saturday all the halls in Nepal will stop screening movies and start organizing bhajan kirtan. We will have the biggest temples in the world. But Rekhaji, we should organize a special screening of Kamasutra dubbed in Nepali for our comrades. We'll add lots of explicit scenes with Nepali actors and make it less Indian than Nepali.
Gannu
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| bumbum |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 12:21 PM
They are not bodyguards, for your info. THey are provided by SHer Bahahdur
Deuba for protection, according to the agreement.
Hail Prachanda.
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| Prachanda |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 01:26 PM
Thank you, Rekha baini.
Yes, we don't consider sex evil, provided it's as she aptly put it a prorgessive kind, and completely free form the dictates of imperialistic forces.
The CPN(Maoist) has entrusted the responsibility to make productive use of Nepali people's libidos for nation-building, and our patry's newly formed committee on Nepal's sex habits will also venture on an epoch-making study on Nepali aphrodisiacs.
The committee is conctrating particularly on sex habits of junglepaseka Maobadis, the (re)productive type. As varacious consumers of the gharelu okhati (aprodisicas were aplenty in these jungles), Rekha baini and I have volunteered to make ourselves available for the great national experiment. Great Leader Kim Il Sung is said to have fathered more than 100 children.
Comrade Baburam, down with hydrocoel and out of action for a while, will hopefully follow suit...though he has shown signs of dwinding libido lately.
Long live People's Republic of Nepal!
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| apungo |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 01:52 PM
Hey Prachande !
Does Rekha give ANAL ??? The most prized possession.....
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| Ganesh Man |
Posted
on 29-Aug-01 03:07 PM
Apungoji: Tapailai pani hamro group ma hardik swagat chha. Maobadi jindabad. Bahudal murdabad.
And since Rekhaji is in the next drive to BAN sex, the supply of condoms to Nepal is being affected. According to retailers and distributors condoms have stopped coming into Nepal. In the border towns, condoms from India are being smuggled for a price of Rs 999 for a pack of 2.
This afternoon party workers of ANWA set fire to the Panther factory.
Gannu
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| Amtab Bachan |
Posted
on 30-Aug-01 04:43 PM
Who cares if they ban Hindi movies in Nepal? As long as they don't ban here in Boston, we will keep renting Hindi Movies fron LITTLE INDIA and BOMBAY MARKET.
Kaso to CHOTE MIYA ?
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| Amtab Bachan |
Posted
on 30-Aug-01 04:45 PM
Who cares if they ban Hindi movies in Nepal? As long as they don't ban here in Boston, we will keep renting Hindi Movies fron LITTLE INDIA and BOMBAY MARKET.
Kaso ta CHOTE MIYA ?
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| Gorkhe |
Posted
on 30-Aug-01 04:45 PM
Kam chaina ??? jharpat kura garryo basayo ???? Chahine kura po garnu parcha ta.
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| apungo |
Posted
on 30-Aug-01 05:41 PM
Indian craps should be banned in Boston for Nepali people.
Just use Chinese stuffs.
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| XXX |
Posted
on 30-Aug-01 11:46 PM
Panther has a line that says "Made in USA".
Panther factory is beyond the reach of ANWA leader Rekha jeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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| KrisnaPrasad |
Posted
on 31-Aug-01 08:08 AM
Dear Ganeshmanjyu:
As has been pointed out Nepal doesn't produce condoms.
Even in your new life, you are still the same ole carefree self you used to be. Once releived of the Kangressi jamat at Chaksibari, I thought you would start reading more. But you haven't. How very sad.
But don't you worry, sir. We are as bad down here. Birds of a feather flock together, after all. Ha-ha. Geeta says it's never too late to redeem ourselves. I am keeping faith.
Does Sher Bahadur write to you? Never mind. He's only 55 and still learning, and let me apologize in his behalf. We are giving our best to sideline the Koirala cronies for good, and that keeps Sher Bahadur busy. Tapaiko sapana sakar hunechha.
Good luck to you, my dear Supremo. Do you want me to send you some books from the Prime Minister's Library? Ratana Pustak Bhandar will be more than happy to include you in its Free Mailing List of Top Leaders. My personal librarary now looks impressive.
Jai Nepal!
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| Ganesh Man |
Posted
on 31-Aug-01 09:38 AM
Sorry about my lack of knowledge. I never knew Panther was produced in USA. Is Nepal so much behind that we can't produce even condoms ? That makes me think we should bring republican state as fast as possible. That way we'll BAN sex and don't need condoms no more. USA murdabad, mao and china zindabad.
As for me, I have enough sources to send me Hindi movies. The people should not watch Hindi movies. But who knows we did? I get the first release directly from the producers.
lol :)
Gannu.
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