| Biswo |
Posted
on 10-Sep-01 08:41 PM
[ I got it from somewhere, but I forgot the web address. So I apologize with the
person who first wrote it. The credit goes to him who first wrote this: whenever
he claims so.]
Dear Billy joe Bob,
I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't
live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that
most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't
be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took
the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their
address.
This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled
the chain, we haven't seen it since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for fourdays.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and
put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning,but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like
your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he
burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down.
Your Favorite Aunt
PS I included a Picture of our new swimming pool with Uncle Bubba in
it! I hope you like it.
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