| aneeta |
Posted
on 03-Nov-00 02:26 PM
(((ring)))((((((ring-g-gg-g-)))))))))))
****Pick Up******"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy,is your Mommy near the phone?
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with unc'a Frank,
After a brief Pause, Daddy says. "But you haven't got an uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh yes, i do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, okay, then ......here's what i want u to do. put down the phone, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door shout to mom and uncle frank that Daddy's car has just pulled up outside the house"
"Okey, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone."well i did what u said , Daddy!"
"And what happened?"he asks.
"Well mom got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out of the front window and now she is all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!!!! And what about your uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too, nd he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool......
but he must 've forgot that last week u took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all dead too."***long pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?????? Is this 555-7039
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