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     I can understand this very common proble 04-Nov-00 Debugger


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Ramesh Posted on 04-Nov-00 11:02 AM

Last year one of my friend upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5, and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. He can't seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of his other favorite applications. Finally, he is thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the unistall does not work on this program.

Is there any programmer? please solve this for him ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Thanks
Debugger Posted on 04-Nov-00 11:47 AM

I can understand this very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. But wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files form the system once installed. You can't go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but ended up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warning/ Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding Gemeral Partmership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but needs very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 .Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 or 18 yrs old baby sitter(hot dot hot). This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system which may be major crash in your life.
Best of luck.
Debugger