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Posted
on 25-Sep-01 01:36 PM
The Diner
Two men went into a diner and sat down at the counter. They ordered two
sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them.
The owner saw what was going on and approached the men. "You can't eat
your own sandwiches in here," he complained.
The two men stopped, looked at each other, and then swapped their
sandwiches.
The Artist
There was artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in
nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for
several months now.
His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small
talk, she began to undress for the day's work.
He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been
fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could
just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can
do."
He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the
living room exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the
front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
"Oh my!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife! Quick! Take all your clothes
off!"
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