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Posted
on 09-Oct-01 10:17 AM
Subject: FW: Give 103%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the
future.
How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
Begin by noting the following.
IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =Only 98%
Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =Only 96%
But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TONOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
So now you know what all those high-priced consultants,
upper management, and motivationalspeakers really mean
when they want to exceed 100%
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