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| NK |
Posted
on 18-Oct-01 04:30 PM
A Jerk’s Confession
Here I am once again. Sitting on a dusty bench drinking black tea and thinking about my next move. The whole night I could not sleep thinking about my next step. You see I am a jerk that much I confess, and I like to spew my jerkiness time to time here and there, sometimes in cyberspace and sometimes in a three star hotel. By the way did I tell you I do like to hobnob with thula thala And tell it to the world. Do I care if anybody listen to me, No! Do I care if people get nauseated with my jerky behavior? A big No!
So my foes (I know I have only handful of friends left, so most of the people who will read this are going to be foe), hear me out. I am the biggest jerk alive. I wiggle, I giggle and I snorkel Yes, when I can find some muddy puddle, I bring my fins and mask out and pretend I am somewhere in mediterrean sea. Ahh, balmy, azure sky , ahhhh….. So what if I have never seen this in person. I have eyes. I see them in the pictures, in movies. Isn’t it the same same, no?
Did I tell you that I am the biggest mouth around? That I am the biggest fool anybody ever heard/see nof? This is it my foes and few friends! Take it or leave it. I know given the chance you will opt for second choice. So Take it! You must, you should. You cannot avoid me because I am always ‘in your face.’ Ha! See what a jerk I am? I have this ability to slither (yes, slither like a snake) any crack, any opening, or any hole and show my poisonous fangs. Be ware! Oh, it is 3 pm, I better go and talk with my editor friend of this big magazine. He has actually asked me to come to clean his bathroom. You must not tell this to anybody about this. I am not really a friend but more of a handy man or even chamcha. By the way folks buy this magazine, I really love it therefore you will love it too.
See you later.
Ta Ta
Planet Mars
The same universe
The same milky way
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| nobody |
Posted
on 18-Oct-01 04:38 PM
This I believe is dedicated to Ashu!!!
Simply unbelievable! More the motive than the work itself!!!
If Ashu is as bad as he is portrayed to be, kukurle khutta ma tokyo bhane kukurko khutta toknu parchha hoina ta?
My apologies to Ashu if that was offensive, but I was just trying to prove a point.
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| nobody |
Posted
on 18-Oct-01 04:44 PM
please read "prove" as "make"...
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| Osho |
Posted
on 18-Oct-01 04:57 PM
The answer to all the dissatisfactions and misunderstandings is SEX. Obviously some people are not getting any.
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| nobody |
Posted
on 18-Oct-01 05:01 PM
BTW Oshoji :), I enjoyed your book "From Sex to Superconsciousness"... Super-polarized viewpoint, but interesting all the same.
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| Somebody |
Posted
on 18-Oct-01 06:37 PM
Nobody you remind me of a little yelping dog, annoying and irritating. Coming in between A, B, and C withouth asking. Empty vessel.
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| nobody |
Posted
on 18-Oct-01 06:47 PM
Somebody, by your remark, I believe you were invited over here to pass your judgment... oh the enlightened one! fill my empty vessel...
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| Sunakhari |
Posted
on 19-Oct-01 04:14 PM
Hahahahah, gosh its Friday!! and the story still tickles me! Imagine what its going to do to me on a Mundane Monday!! Hope the webmaster still keeps it on.
Thanks a lot
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| nemesis |
Posted
on 20-Oct-01 10:33 PM
Hello Mia Culpa, are you the light hearted sister of Mea Culpa? You know, the one that always gets in the pope's way when he wants to have fun?
Does the pope actually know that Mea has a sister?
your Nemesis
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| NK |
Posted
on 22-Oct-01 09:26 AM
Hi my nemesis, (btw, can the Nemesis have a nemesis?)
I got your point. You know my Latin is not as good as it used to be ;). Mea Grande Culpa......... I must have been thinking of Mia Farrow as in Great Gatsby.
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