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| Anand Agrawala |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 01:47 PM
THIS IF FOR NEPALI GIRLS:
1. STOP ACTING "EXPENSIVE."
2. YOU MAY BE A ST. MARY'S PRODUCT - HELL NO IT DON'T MATTER IN AMERIKA
3. GET A DECENT CLOTHES - AND NOT BE A WANNABEE KUIRENI
4. SHAVE YOUR HAIRY BODY - LETS GET REAL ABOUT IT. GUYS DON'T LIKE HAIRY FEMALES.
5. DON'T WEAR THAT 6 INCH HEEL TO LOOK TALL - 1/2 INCH IS ENOUGH - WE DUDES KNOW YOU ARE SHORT N PETITIE.
6. DON'T EVEN TRY FLIRTING WITH THE GORAS - ALL THEY WANT IS ONE NIGHT RELATIONSHIP - GORKHE BRO IS A BETTER CHOICE ANYDAY.
7. DON'T EXPECT A FINE ROMANTIC DINNER FROM US - WE AREN'T FAKE LIKE GORAS.
8. LEARN HOW TO COOK - INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW
9. NO NEED TO SHOW OFF YOUR JEWELRY N CLOTHES DURING GATHERINGS (DASHAI/NEW YEAR/MOMO, ETC).
10. DON'T WEAR CLOTHES THAT ARE DIRTY OR SMELL LIKE SPICY TARKARI.
11. GURL TAKE A SHOWER DAILY, AND SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS AND USE A DEODARANT - SAME FOR YOUR FACIAL HAIR.
12. JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE LIVED IN AMERICA FOR FEW YEARS DON'T MAKE YOU A GORINI - YOUR SKIN STILL REMAINS BROWN.
13. MOST NEPALI GUYS SMOKE, DRINK, AND BEHAVE LIKE GOONS - ACCEPT IT AND TRY LOVIN IT.
14. YES WE DO LIKE ORAL SEX.
15. DON'T FLIRT WITH ALL THE DUDES - BEFORE THEY CALL YOU A "BHALU"
16. STOP EATING THAT DAMN "PAU/TITAURA" - VERY REPULSING.
17. TIME YOU GREW UP AND PUT YOUR TEDDY BEAR AWAY FROM YOUR BED.
18. STOP BUYING THAT CHEAP PERFUME N CLOTHES FROM KMART.
19. STAND BY YOUR MAN, LET HIM TAKE CHARGE.
20. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH AND BEHAVE LIKE A SLUT.
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| Bostonian |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 02:15 PM
Who do you think you are man!!!!!!!!
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| Anand Agrawala |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 03:44 PM
I THINK I A HONEST SIMPLE NEPALI GUY - WHATS YOUR PROBLEM????
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| am |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 05:46 PM
WOW! thanks for the tips. but i think i am gonna stick with my old rules. But i think you are full of S**t. sorry i had to let you know that.
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| heroin |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 07:34 PM
hi
you donot want us nepali girls to act like kuireni which is perfectly fine but how the hell is "oral" thing possible from typical nepali girl?????????
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| am |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 07:39 PM
yeah! you are so right heroin. some people are full of s**t ...you know what i mean....stup
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| nepali_bhaiya |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 08:59 PM
arey agrawal bhaya.
what're u trying to prove with this? I've been listening to this anti-nepgal and anti-nepguys slogan for quite a while and I'm full of this and I'm sure everybody is. If you have a problem with any particular girl, just approach her and puke your stinky words out to her. Not in public rooms like this bro. We've have enough of all these and comments like these are only gonna create rifts among nepali daju bhai and didi bahinis living abroad. And in case if u dunno, amrika is a free country as long as u remain within the bounds. Don't expect our nepali naris to be logne ko patni parmeswori. Let them live their life. If u don't want your gal to be progressive board on a plane, take a smooth flight to nepal and pick up ur perfect kanyakumari. Did I make myself clear, agrawal bhaiya?
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| Rita |
Posted
on 28-Oct-01 09:31 PM
Agrawal dude ,
YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER!!!! GET A LIFE.....
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| geordie |
Posted
on 29-Oct-01 12:51 AM
Ananda Agarwalaji,
you wont find a gal in ktm too.
change your attitude or you'll end up gettin married to a pahadi gal.
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| dude where's my car? |
Posted
on 29-Oct-01 09:18 AM
interesting..
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| me |
Posted
on 29-Oct-01 10:55 AM
hey girls don't be so....I don't know
He's just trying to make a joke out of it...
I don't see any comments on guys part.........???
what;s up with you all..... no need to take it personally......what we (girls) do
we know
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| Nepali |
Posted
on 29-Oct-01 11:07 AM
Hey U Agrawal Ji
Looks like u are having a hard time with your GF......We do not need any stupid suggestions from u....Looks like u buy your clothes from Kmart not US(NEPALI GIRLS)..well we buy ours at ARMANI>...Maybe all this applies to ur Gf so Bhaiya..u should talk to her tell her your problem not US....
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 29-Oct-01 12:18 PM
To the Agrawal moron:
1. STOP ACTING "EXPENSIVE."
I don’t ‘act’ expensive, I AM expensive. I’ve got certain standards and if you can’t meet them, you better shape up or ship out.
2. YOU MAY BE A ST. MARY'S PRODUCT - HELL NO IT DON'T MATTER IN AMERIKA
Not all females in the USA are St. Mary’s products and if they are, more power to them – if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
3. GET A DECENT CLOTHES - AND NOT BE A WANNABEE KUIRENI
I dress to please myself, not narrow minded morons with blinkers on and if I choose to wear cut-offs or tank tops, so be it. And if you don’t like it, quit staring at me.
4. SHAVE YOUR HAIRY BODY - LETS GET REAL ABOUT IT. GUYS DON'T LIKE HAIRY FEMALES.
Different strokes for different folks. Women in Europe don’t shave, by no means does that mean they’re ugly.
5. DON'T WEAR THAT 6 INCH HEEL TO LOOK TALL - 1/2 INCH IS ENOUGH - WE DUDES KNOW YOU ARE SHORT N PETITIE.
Refer to Ans. # 3 (same gist)
6. DON'T EVEN TRY FLIRTING WITH THE GORAS - ALL THEY WANT IS ONE NIGHT RELATIONSHIP - GORKHE BRO IS A BETTER CHOICE ANYDAY.
You’ve got to be kidding me!!! Any hot-blooded nepali male would just as equally jump at the chance of a one-night stand.
7. DON'T EXPECT A FINE ROMANTIC DINNER FROM US - WE AREN'T FAKE LIKE GORAS.
Ok, ok, you’ve proved your point – you’re cheap. But do the other nepali guys a favor and don’t lump them in the same slot as you.
8. LEARN HOW TO COOK - INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW
Wake up and smell the coffee. The times, they are a-changing, women are no longer bound to the kitchen.
9. NO NEED TO SHOW OFF YOUR JEWELRY N CLOTHES DURING GATHERINGS (DASHAI/NEW YEAR/MOMO, ETC).
Refer to Ans. # 3 (same gist)
10. DON'T WEAR CLOTHES THAT ARE DIRTY OR SMELL LIKE SPICY TARKARI.
Buddy, you’re obviously hanging out with the wrong crowd if the girls you meet don’t have class. Perhaps a case of “Birds of the same feather flock together”?
11. GURL TAKE A SHOWER DAILY, AND SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS AND USE A
DEODARANT - SAME FOR YOUR FACIAL HAIR.
Refer to Ans. # 10 (same gist)
12. JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE LIVED IN AMERICA FOR FEW YEARS DON'T MAKE YOU A GORINI - YOUR SKIN STILL REMAINS BROWN.
Just cause you’re a guy who only socializes with tasteless women, don’t make you an expert on women.
13. MOST NEPALI GUYS SMOKE, DRINK, AND BEHAVE LIKE GOONS - ACCEPT IT AND TRY LOVIN IT.
Again, wake up and smell the coffee. We’re no longer in the dark ages where we’re forced to accept men who are boors. Most nepali men (excluding you) are decent and self-respecting and we can take our pick of the best.
14. YES WE DO LIKE ORAL SEX.
…. When you get it (which might be only when you pay for it)
15. DON'T FLIRT WITH ALL THE DUDES - BEFORE THEY CALL YOU A "BHALU"
Take of your frigging blinkers and realize that being frank, open and socializing with men does NOT make one a ‘bhalu’!!
16. STOP EATING THAT DAMN "PAU/TITAURA" - VERY REPULSING.
Closet pau/titaura eater. Admit it, you probably sneak a bite or two of that delicious pau/titaura. Any guy who says they don’t are probably lying.
17. TIME YOU GREW UP AND PUT YOUR TEDDY BEAR AWAY FROM YOUR BED.
Time you just grew up. Period.
18. STOP BUYING THAT CHEAP PERFUME N CLOTHES FROM KMART.
And where do you shop? Saks Fifth Avenue? Rodeo Drive? Banana Republic?
Also refer to Ans. # 10 (same gist)
19. STAND BY YOUR MAN, LET HIM TAKE CHARGE.
Boy, oh, boy, this guy just digs himself further and further into a hole.
Also refer to Ans. # 8 and 13 (same gist)
20. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH AND BEHAVE LIKE A SLUT.
You’re one thick-headed moron aren’t you? Tell you want, you go control your dhoti bahens and let us nepali females be. And if you for one minute think drinking constitutes behaving like a slut, you must be one helluva gigolo.
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| Anand Agrawala |
Posted
on 29-Oct-01 01:20 PM
GEEZZ.... YOU GUYS ARE SO SENSITIVE. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE - WHY ARE YOU FOLKS TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY??
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
ITS A JOKE! KAPISH?
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| Babe |
Posted
on 30-Oct-01 06:41 PM
Agrawal,
I thought and thought and thought till I had nothing to think about.I can understand how hard it must have been for you to get chicks!(I presume that you must be invisible in night because you are too dark,and can only be seen day light) but yaar that doesnt mean you have to give tips to others,come on Yaar!!Chill Out!there are plenty of creams which is known as fade away cream(obviously it will fade all your black skin).How is that tips ? Pretty good huh ? I hope it will help you out.
Babe
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| dev |
Posted
on 30-Oct-01 08:14 PM
hey agarwala i mean dhoti nepali
first of all i donot like the sound of yours towards nepali girls. who the f.... r u to judge nepali girls. let them live the way they want.u need to mind your own damn bussiness. if i catch u again here mouthing like that u wil have to pay heavy price.i suggest u pack up your shit and go quietly where there is a world that fits u.
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| poshak |
Posted
on 02-Nov-01 08:42 AM
Dev,
Before you call someone dhoti, check whether your father wears a dhoti in a sacread ceremony. If not your father, then the pundit who gave you the name and read out your janmakundali, must be wrapping himself with a dhoti. Nonsense. Why call someone a dhoti when a dhoti happens to be the most sacread wear of many Nepalis. We Nepalis (not all thouh) wear dhoti, love dhoti, worship dhoti and don't know what else we do with it. Then again we give someone a gali as dhoti just ONLY to prove that you are not a dhoti. Show me who is not a dhoti who is ruling Nepal or at the helm of power, for last many decades. Everyone is a dhoti. I mean using dhoti as the most sacred wear. I get offended by the use of the word dhoti as a gali. This is derogative, perjorative and really a low form of gali. You call someone dhoti and in the next breath, you are inside a dhoti. If you must call someone dhoti, then first donounce wearing a dhoti in all the sacread ceremonies including shradha.
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| Rocker |
Posted
on 02-Nov-01 11:42 AM
calm down all you SMFs
That was a joke
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| Buddy |
Posted
on 05-Nov-01 04:10 AM
Hey, Machikne dhoti anand,,,what the hell do u think of yourself..think your'a tuff guy???...i challange you one to one.if you have guts..come to newroad at sharp 7' ( 6 nov 2001)'s evening.lets face one to one....
I will show you the real nepalese hammer..
this whole quote belongs to some one else n you cheated n put here like you wrote them..shit on you man!!!.
tell you again...... LETS FACE ONE TO ONE...I WILL BE WAITING...IF YOUR A REAL AMA KO CHORA THEN COME ON' LETS FACE.......
HOPE YOU WILL COME
BUDDY
THIS IF FOR NEPALI GIRLS:
>
>1. STOP ACTING "EXPENSIVE."
>2. YOU MAY BE A ST. MARY'S PRODUCT - HELL NO
>IT DON'T MATTER IN AMERIKA
>3. GET A DECENT CLOTHES - AND NOT BE A
>WANNABEE KUIRENI
>4. SHAVE YOUR HAIRY BODY - LETS GET REAL
>ABOUT IT. GUYS DON'T LIKE HAIRY FEMALES.
>5. DON'T WEAR THAT 6 INCH HEEL TO LOOK TALL -
> 1/2 INCH IS ENOUGH - WE DUDES KNOW YOU ARE
>SHORT N PETITIE.
>6. DON'T EVEN TRY FLIRTING WITH THE GORAS -
>ALL THEY WANT IS ONE NIGHT RELATIONSHIP -
>GORKHE BRO IS A BETTER CHOICE ANYDAY.
>7. DON'T EXPECT A FINE ROMANTIC DINNER FROM
>US - WE AREN'T FAKE LIKE GORAS.
>8. LEARN HOW TO COOK - INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW
>9. NO NEED TO SHOW OFF YOUR JEWELRY N
>CLOTHES DURING GATHERINGS (DASHAI/NEW YEAR/
>MOMO, ETC).
>10. DON'T WEAR CLOTHES THAT ARE DIRTY OR
>SMELL LIKE SPICY TARKARI.
>11. GURL TAKE A SHOWER DAILY, AND SHAVE YOUR
>ARMPITS AND USE A DEODARANT - SAME FOR YOUR
>FACIAL HAIR.
>12. JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE LIVED IN AMERICA FOR
>FEW YEARS DON'T MAKE YOU A GORINI - YOUR
>SKIN STILL REMAINS BROWN.
>13. MOST NEPALI GUYS SMOKE, DRINK, AND
>BEHAVE LIKE GOONS - ACCEPT IT AND TRY LOVIN
>IT.
>14. YES WE DO LIKE ORAL SEX.
>15. DON'T FLIRT WITH ALL THE DUDES - BEFORE
>THEY CALL YOU A "BHALU"
>16. STOP EATING THAT DAMN "PAU/TITAURA" -
>VERY REPULSING.
>17. TIME YOU GREW UP AND PUT YOUR TEDDY BEAR
>AWAY FROM YOUR BED.
>18. STOP BUYING THAT CHEAP PERFUME N CLOTHES
>FROM KMART.
>19. STAND BY YOUR MAN, LET HIM TAKE CHARGE.
>20. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH AND BEHAVE LIKE A
>SLUT.
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| Shail |
Posted
on 05-Nov-01 12:32 PM
Power to you!
Very well written response to the Agrawal guy!
Very balanced thoughts.
Just thought I'd express that, Thanks.
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| Shail |
Posted
on 05-Nov-01 02:38 PM
Wooops...that was to...joie de vivre
Peace
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| Ram Saran |
Posted
on 06-Nov-01 06:32 AM
Hey Agrawal bhaiya:
Are U Gay? U dont seem to like any girls... otherwise I know a great place where you can pick up dudes!
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