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   One Sardar ji calls his girl friend and 02-Nov-01 Tripti
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Tripti	Posted on 02-Nov-01 01:11 PM One Sardar ji calls his girl friend and says " Come home quick noone is here, come quick" The girl friend leaves whatever she was doing and goes to the Sardar ji's house and finds out the door was locked and noone was really there.
Tripti	Posted on 02-Nov-01 01:34 PM what would have happened if buildings in Mumbai were targeted instead of New York? 1. There would hev been only three planes hijacked because one of the flight would have got cancelled because of unavoidable circumstances. 2. The hijacker on the plane number two would wake up at 9.00 lets say, as per their planned schedule only to realize that the flight has got delayed and they are still in the mumbai airport only. 3. Of the two successful hijacking one of the plane would have got hit on the stone from a slum kid for being in the firing range by flying so low and would have crashed into the sea. To add the woes a lot of passengers would have missed the flights because the plane took off on time. 4. The fourth plane with mainly hijackers on board, as we said earlier that passengers would have missed the flight for taking off on time, would have successfully managed to hit the Tower around 9.30AM Again noone excepts the Hijackers would have lost their lives. How? Arre Itni Jaldi Koi Office Aata Hai Kya!!!
Tripti	Posted on 02-Nov-01 01:48 PM How to impress a woman 1 caress her 2 buy her gifts 3 cuddle her4 compliment her, love her, stroke her, tease her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, stand by her, support her bla bla How to impress a man 1. Show up naked 2. bring beer