| GP |
Posted
on 17-Nov-01 12:56 AM
May be its already too old, but, let back up those viruses.
Royal Virus is missing.
Subject: Well known Nepali Viruses
Virus attacks in Nepal...
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BHUTANESE REFUGEE VIRUS : Dumps all the files from Recycle Bin into your
system folder.
KOLLYWOOD VIRUS :Your mouse dances and chases the keyboard around the
monitor every 15 minutes.
CAN (COMPUTER ASSOCIATION OF NEPAL) VIRUS : Goes into your spellchecker and
updates the word "CAN" with "CAN'T".
FM VIRUS : All applications that you run are followed either by a commercial
or a dedication.
CHAUDHARY VIRUS : Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file in the
hard drive.
HMG-Nepal VIRUS : Nothing works in your computer, but all your diagnostic
software says everything is fine.
HIJACK VIRUS : Blocks all your e-mails coming from India.
NEPAL_IT_PARK VIRUS : Sends threat messages only, never actually attacks.
KARMACHARI VIRUS : Makes your Pentium III machine perform like a 286/XT.
KISUNJI VIRUS : A message appears on your screen "I will turn your floppy
drive into a 12 GB HDD in 5 years."
MAOBADI VIRUS : This revolutionary virus tries toreformat your hard disk by
deleting one or two files a day.
NATIONAL_PLANNING_COMMISSION VIRUS : Causes yourprinter to become a paper
shredder.
NEPAL_ELECTRICITY_AUTHORITY VIRUS : Your computerhangs for 2 hours every
week.
PADMA_RATNA VIRUS : All the English text are suddenly replaced by Newari
font.
NESAJ VIRUS : The software dumps all the requests and executions as illegal
and system hangs indefinitely, Ctrl-alt-del deactivates while other programs
activate confusing the users. ..................
PARLIAMENT VIRUS : The computer locks up, the screen splits erratically with
a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem, and
throwing files at each other.
POLITICIAN VIRUS : Never calls itself a "virus", but, instead refers to
itself as "Rashtra Sewak".
SAANSAD VIRUS : Your 6 GB hard disk suddenly shrinks to 1 MB and places a
"Pajero" icon on your desktop.
G.P.KOIRALA VIRUS : Also known as the Giddha Virus. Constantly tries to
corrupt and replace the operating system on yourhard drive with GPK O/S.
SACHIB VIRUS : Also known as Bhrashta Virus. This strain of virus rarely
knows what it is supposed to do, and just keeps getting transferred from
one application to the other. This is a stubborn TSR virus and infects the
boot sector.
SPACE_TIME_NETWORK VIRUS : Runs pirated Hindi movies on your screen and
displays scrolling message "Defaulters will be disconnected!" on the status
and finally,
THE NEPALI CONGRESS (NC) VIRUS: Displays a message on your screen every five
minutes: "Only I can save your system. Without me your computer will
disappear." However, on the contrary, it seems to be currupting
the entire system. Recent research show that computers with this virus
eradicated have actually begun to run much better.
Maobadi Virus: Fire in Jungle Ceased, and appeared in Cities. If you have a
computer, the virus will be coming to you by email with Prachanda 's
signature, asking either to handover the computer set or to pay Rs. 1,00,000.
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