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| DIG or PIG |
Posted
on 25-Nov-01 11:23 PM
Top Ten Ways to Capture Maobadi
Topic started by DIG or PIG on 11/25/2001 10:48:05 AM EST
1. Make a very sexy Karishma Manandhar movie and show it only at Jaya Nepal Hall. Prachanda is known to not miss Karishma Manandhar's movies.
2. Put a lot of fake guns and wait for Maobadi to come and get it. When they do get them.
3. Have Dr. Upendra Devkota challenge Dr. Baburam Bhattarai in a duel. They are childhood adversaries- Baburam has to defend his title.
4. Put our minister Khum Bahadur Khadka in a what seems like an unsecure village. Maobadi will come to kill him because of his corruption. This is the best idea- if the government succeeds, we capture a lot of Maoists, if they fail, one corrupt politician will be killed.
I hope you guys can add some more to this.....
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| david letterman |
Posted
on 25-Nov-01 11:43 PM
10. Propagate to everywhere the Nepal Rashtra Bank is bringing money from
Surkhet to Kathmandu in its old Tata Truck.
9. Tell them in sotto voce free contraceptives are offerred in Abu Khaireni, and
send army in hide outs nearby.
8. Dig the dungeons in the Shiva Puri hills, and tell them that nobody mans the
mountain anymore. The jungles are their 'kamjori'.
7. Send Paras driving his 4 wheeler somewhere near Rolpa. Paras can redeem his
image by attracting his enemies.[Provided royal palace is not backing Maoists.]
6. Give counterfeit RAW id to our army men, and Maoists will identify their boss,
and let them come in to their barracks. Once our men reach inside, start bhatata
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| GP |
Posted
on 26-Nov-01 12:20 AM
6. Give counterfeit RAW id to our army men, and Maoists will identify their boss,
and let them come in to their barracks. Once our men reach inside, start bhatata
This looks convincing.
Cheers: RAN "Royal Army of Nepal", not RNA.
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| DIG or PIG |
Posted
on 26-Nov-01 12:47 AM
Some good one huh!
One more:
Sow a propoganda that all Maoists will be granted US Permanent Resident Visas and ask them to come an apply in person at the police station. I bet alot of them would come if it was real.
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| dog |
Posted
on 26-Nov-01 01:10 AM
11. Show that Dr. Baburam Bhattarai is actually "Cut" Bin Laden. The problem will be solved by the US.
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