| Paranoid |
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on 28-Nov-01 03:27 PM
shree pravuko stuti:
Timi nai yo site hau, timi nai yo site ko sallahakar hau, timi le nai yo site lai jibit rakhchau, ra aba sayad timile nai yo site lai ujad pani bananunchhau. He pravu the great, timi dhanya chau.
Dedicated to: GREAT ONE FROM WHOM IS THIS SITE
Copy-paste-Rumor section:
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Lesson Number Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BULLSHIT MIGHT GET YOU TO THE TOP, BUT IT WON'T KEEP YOU THERE.
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Lesson Number Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
Oohi,
Paranoid
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