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on 02-Dec-01 09:48 PM
The Good, Bad and Ugly (Rated PG: Funny.com)
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You wife is not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She is a lawyer
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He is your best friend
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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