| LS |
Posted
on 04-Dec-01 04:42 PM
I REFUSE to grow up. You can't make me!!!!
Love,
Tulafel Chickenbuns
You'll get it in a minute. Keep reading...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week, you need some
silliness
to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your funny
name. The following is an
xcerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves
too seriously, take a
moment
to find your new name and wear it with humor
for the day...
Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d =
gidget, e = crusty, f =
greasy,
g= fluffy, h = cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j
= poopsie, k=flunky,
l=dipsy,
m = pinky,n = zippy, o = goober, p = doofus,
q = slimy, r = loopy,
s =snotty,
t = túlafel, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w =oprah, x =skipper, y= dinky,
z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your NEW last name:
a = diaper, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = bubble, e = girdle, f = barf, g =lizard
h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k =potty, l = liver, m = banana,
n = rhino,
o= burger, p =hamster,q =toad, r =gizzard, s = pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken,
v = pickle, w = chuckle, x = tofu, y=
gorilla, z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f = breath, g =pants,
h =shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m = tushie, n = chunks,
o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r =buns,
s= fanny, t = sniffer, u = sprinkles,
v = kisser, w = squirt, x = humperdink, y =
brains, z = juice.
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name
is Goober Chickenshorts.
Go
figure.
Now, when you forward this... use your new
name as the title of the
subject line.
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