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Some Nepali Ukhan Tukka
Taak Pare Tiwari, Natra Gotaame -- Opportunist!

Dhobiko Kukur Gharko Na Ghatko-- America padhay thito, na Nepali na American

Nakhau Vane Dinvariko Shikar, Khau Vane Kancha Baauko Anuhaar-- What a dillemma!

Rinko Dhan Phupuko Saradhya-- Some Nepali buying 2 Laptops, Handheld PDA's, Stereo System etc. with his credit card and leaving for Nepal for good.

Bahra Barsha Ramayan Padhyo Seeta Kaski Joi
or
Bhalulai Puraan
---
Someone who never listens/learns

Kaag karaundai chha pina sukdai chha. K hola yesko artha

1.Najaane gaauko aagan tedo
2. naachna jaandaina kukhuraale mutdaina
more soon...


to mangale: kina royo mangale aafnai dhangale
to Suren Shakya: Nachna Aaudaina Aagan Tedo

Khaye kha, nakhaye ghish -- dude, just shove it up your a**
Kane gorulai aunsi na purne -- help me ou here
Jun goru ko singh chaina usko nam tikhe -- dude, that's one f***ed up "Red Bull."
Jun jogi aye pani kanai chireko -- dude, all Hare Krishnas have their ear pierced

hatti aayo hatti aayo PHUSSA - eg. Harry Potter (the movie)
paisa na kaudi, bazaar bazaar daudi
afai ta mahadev uttano par, kasle dela bar

Jannu ta tannu ghachedi marnu
chaka ma na latta, jau Calcutta
Khai na birai challa ko topi lai

napaunele kera paayo vutlai sanga khayo--
a nepali girl dumping a Nepali boyfriend for Pakistani after arriving in the States

Huney biruwako chillo pat --dude, she's got a lot of potential ;)
Kam kuro ekatira kumlo boki thimi tira- dude, who the **** wants to go to Thimi ??
Lhasa ma sun cha kan mero buccha -- **** looted all gold and Dalai Lama's ears are "buccha"
Jasle maha katcha, usle hath chacha -- dude, did I hear someone call me "Honey?"

Mukh ma raam raam bagali ma chhura-- Dude, she's got something up her sleeve!
Najane gau ko batai nasodhnu--Dude, who the f*** cares about Bellevue, Nebraska?
Baadar ko hatma nariwaal--Dude, don't see no cocunuts in that monkey movie!

aafno jui ma bhaisi dekhdaina....aru ko jui ma jumra pani!!
Afganistan ko yatra...sidra(missile) ko byapar

Aanfu ta Mahadev Uttano Par, Kasle Dela Bar--

Being Student I am Unable to donate to SEBS Pledge.

napaaune le keraa paayo bokraa maatra khaayo
-internet chalaauna napaairaa belaa balla balla paaiyo, aba main forum maa nagayi general maa gayinchha.

Taak pare Tiwari, Natra Gotame-
Raati Raati Maobadi, Diuso Diuso UML.
Arubela anti-monarchy (republic), ahile chahi Paras supporter

herera bhanda cherera marnu jaati!
- a Bahun, who is stranded in the middle of Sahara desert, sees a cow.

mukhma ram ram, bagli ma chura
- Maoism in nepal (and in general)

lankama suun cha kaan mero buchchai-
once i get to America, I ain't gonna be virgin no more!!

Haattiko Mukhma Jeera-
Khum Bahadur Khadkalai 1 lakhko Ghuush

Kaag Karaundai Cha, Pina Sukdai Cha-
Nepali Students working at various places, although there International Advisor warns them that they might be deported if INS finds them.

Aghi raand janina, pachhi raand manina
bagh ayo ghichyauna raand lagi chichyauna
-Lesson for Nepalese Maobadees.

Baliya banga Bagh layee, buda khada Magh layee
-Prachanda ko nightmare RNA Rolpama.

Sanka le lanka jalaunchha
-Don't be misleaded.

Kaam payeenas buhari pado ko kando kanya
-Know your limits.

Riin LeeEra Vayepani Ghiyuu nai khanu-
An expensive car, an expensive apartment, an expensive Girfriend-- all charged to credit card.

Laato Deshko Gaando Tanneri--
All these Sebster's thinking they know what's better for Nepal (Ashutosh Tiwari at GNBC.org would also perfectly fit this)