| Sangey |
Posted
on 13-Dec-01 03:44 PM
TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
· 54 times the sheets were clean
· 17 times it was too late
· 49 times you were too tired
· 20 times it was too hot
· 15 times you pretended to be asleep
· 22 times you had a headache
· 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
· 16 times you said you were too sore
· 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
· 19 times you had to get up early
· 9 times you said you weren't in the mood
· 7 times you were sunburned
· 6 times you were watching the late show
· 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
· 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
· 9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
· 6 times you just laid there
· 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
· 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
· 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
· 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
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