| Username |
Post |
| _BP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 03:14 AM
Here is something entertaining. Simply for fun and ribbing. What I think of when I see the aliases on this board (word associations):
GP: political awareness
NK: rogue poet
Biswo: Bill O'Reilly (well, anti-Bill O'Reilly), and political awareness
JDV: a fat woman who wants to talk to her about her baby
Sangey: babyface, troublemaker
ANepaliKT: disillusioned but potent feminist
Ashu: a bull's eye
Kancho: about to break out into song
Sfengali: urban Nepali rapper
Siwalik: voice of democracy
San: Atlas with a growing GBNC message board on his back
Sunakhari: feminist (not disillusioned)
Arnico: owl (ok, a wise one)
I am sure I missed some of you. Feel free to add your versions. But be nice.
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| GP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 03:38 AM
BP ji,
I would have enjoyed your listing if you have put yourself
in the yard. I mean, I want to how you view your own
posting yourself.
Kudos to you for your great studies on others.
Happy X-mas.
GP
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| GP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 03:39 AM
Enhancements:
"I would have enjoyed" should be read as "I would have enjoyed"
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| GP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 03:40 AM
Enhancements:
"I would have enjoyed" should be read as "I would have enjoyed more"
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| NK |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 12:58 PM
_BP
Here is one just dedicated for your:
To My Beautiful _BP
BP with the underscore
You come and go
dart in and out
in a flash
you profess to be
the fun seeking
kurakani loving
handsome brass
O'Riely loving
(dear god, help me)
A spinal cord examining
Oh! not-so-young republican
(dear dear socrates
give me that whatever you were drinking!).
Dear, my Beautiful BP
with the underscore
in the front
Could I dare to suggest?
maybe a request?
Why don't you come to -
Boston, my beautiful town
the morning awash in history
evening in the present glory
me, a "rogue poet?"
How dare you? [:)]
I will show you,
a poet shrouded in mystery (ahem, ahem)
with the backdrop of symphony of Glory.
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| NK |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 01:04 PM
Just a minor change :
a poet shrouded in mystery (ahem, ahem)
With the backdrop
of symphony of Glory.
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 01:08 PM
uugghh! BP makes it sound like I'm FAT and have a hoard of babies!!
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| NK |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 01:09 PM
i must say, he was not very kind to you. if i were you i would write a poem, blasting him :]
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| sally |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 01:31 PM
Word association:
BP = British Petroleum
Joie, maybe it was meant as a compliment. If BP is so conservative he probably thinks a gal who just wants to talk about her babies is fulfilling her proper role. And being fat is probably good for a woman, too, since it means she spends all her time in the kitchen preparing for the Lord and Master rather than being a no good bra-burnin' feminist who goes to the health club and eats granola ...
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| NK |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 01:36 PM
Sally, don't you ever disappar, ever again! Your wisdom is despartely needed here. Please, please don't vanish on me.....
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| sally |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 01:48 PM
Thank you dahling. Wouldn't it be fun to get paid just to write snotty little comments on a bulletin board? Oh ... right ... this week I think I AM getting paid to write snotty little comments on a bulletin board ... Hmmm. Not much to do around here. Think I'll go and get some more Christmas chocolate by the coffee machine. It's part of improving the womanliness of my womanly figure so that no one will ever, ever mistake me for Jane Fonda or some other left-wing commie who thinks women need muscles.
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| _BP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 02:19 PM
Sally, don't you believe in shades of grey? Is everything black and white? Why do you think of me as an extreme right wing person?
JDV knows I am not talking about HER!
NK, how come you're poems don't rhyme? Do you rap too? Can you put Sfengali in his place for us all?
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| Astrologer |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 02:36 PM
Let me think!
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| astrologer |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 02:41 PM
Possible Great Leaders of Nepal, whom Future of Nepal Depends on.
GBNCC Party for Better Nepal (in near Future)
***************************************************************
GP: Party Prawakta (GBNCC Party for Better Nepal)
NK: Minister of Education
Biswo: Prime Minister/Home Minister
JDV: Minister of Social Wellfare
Sangey: Chief of the Police
ANepaliKT: Minister of Women Wellfare
Ashu: Finance Minister/Defence Minister
Kancho: Minister of Culture
Sfengali: Minister of Sport
Siwalik: Party Maha Mantri (GBNCC Party for Better Nepal)
San: Minister of Information System
Sunakhari: Asst. Minister of Women Wellfare
Arnico: Party President (GBNCC Party for Better Nepal)
_BP: Cheif of Guptachar Bibhag
Sally: No portfolio assigned(good candidate for Minister of Coordination)
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| NK |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 02:51 PM
Rhyming poem, my friend is for diaper-clad kindergaten hobbling toddlers.
And, I leave rap to Mr. Big (rip)and Tupak Sakur (sp.?) (rip). See all the good rappers die young. I am fine the way I am - A non-rhyming poet/minister of education. [:), :), :)...]
Sfengali, hmmm... lemme see again what he writes. And I WILL put him in his place for you, my dear right wingie, _BP. Will he like it? Stay tuned.
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| krishna |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 02:54 PM
"REDgistered users" (save astro man)
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| sunakhari |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 02:58 PM
_BP then are you talking about me?
I have hoards of babies and am fat!
LOL
_BP _BP whatever have you gotten yourself into.
If only you stuck to working for your keep.
And you think I'm a feminist?
Oh well, truth from the mouth of babes I suppose!
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| _BP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 04:14 PM
Guptachar Bibhag eh...I like it. I could spy on all these ex-pats who indulge in politics.
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| sally |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 04:29 PM
Can I be Minister of Public Information? That way, what with the Emergency, I wouldn’t have to do a lot of work these days. I’d just write all about the bravery and achievement of all the other ministers. Also, I can spell "auspicious." That probably helps in the job.
BP: I definitely believe in shades of grey. After all, that's what the human brain is made of, right? Anyway, if you’re a conservative with well-shaded grey matter, I’m relieved. I thought conservatives were only grey on the outside. JUST KIDDING. Really, I don’t follow any particular “party line.” It seems to me that too much party-ing addles the brain.
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| _BP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 05:14 PM
Sally, I would have to be your boss then, since I am in charge of the Guptachar Bibhag, and would really be controlling information, especially in times of emergency. I like that idea.
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| Sangey |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 05:51 PM
... babyface troublemaker, eh?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY.............. BP IS PICKIN' ON ME AGAIN............................!
parkha na BP, mommy lai bhani dinchu ani bharey daddy lai pani pole sari dinchu.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOMMY.............. BP IS PICKIN' ON ME AGAIN............................!
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| GP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 06:31 PM
Sangey wrote:
parkha na BP, mommy lai bhani dinchu ani bharey daddy lai pani pole sari dinchu.
BP being head of guptachar bibhag, he will fabricate
another TAPE and what you report to Mom and Dad
will be dismissed by his secret tape passed to Mom and Dad.
Don't play with the head of Guptachar Bibhag.
I am reporting it, because I am the Spokesman of
GBNCC Party. Hahahahah...
GP
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| KaryaKarta |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 07:39 PM
New Party idea is not bad! But, why two portfolios
for Prime Minister Biswo and Finance Minister Ashu?
"Pradhan Mantri Jyu ra Artha Mantri Jyu Lai Dherai Load Parla!"
And, it is not justifiable for US Mr. _BP not getting
a single Minister Portfolio, isn't it?
oohi,
KaryaKarta Haru
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| anepalikt |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 08:06 PM
Minister of Women Welfare! HA! You all thought I would be satisfied being allocated that lowly position in a government that I might not even agree with!
I say Sunakhari, let us start the First Women's Party of Nepal and take over!! We can have a revolving primiership!! Sally, NK, Amina,JDV, what do you all say? We don't even have to have prime ministers at all. Let's just have a Women Leaders' Roundtable that decides everything on consensus!! The men can serve can serve us tea!
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| GP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 08:33 PM
ANepaliKT,
Thats good idea of having Women's Party, but, you lack
one thing i.e. "WITHOUT PM?". That means, you will fail
like Nepali communists. The Nepali communists say they
want consensus without bold leadership, and finally
break in to dozens. I fear you will end up the same way,
our Guptachar Bibhag head BP jee will invade your meetings
as tea server and let us know everything whats going
on inside your meeting, where me as Prawakta will have
to give derogatory report to make you break and
bring your unsatisfied members to occupy our
women 's welfare division. Hey, this will be our
working style to make you break the Women's Party
without clear leadership.
GP
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 08:59 PM
anepalikt:
I don't know what's wrong with me!
Btw, this ministry will probably have hard time doing anything. Reasons:
Gootbandi: Ashu and BP will be suspiciously huddled all the time, while NK will
watchfully guard them. BP may even go to verbal assault against
NK.
Machiavellian scheme: I think Ashu will always work as opposition, like UML in
interim government. He will take credit for all good works. The
government , he would even say, is functioning well because partly of
me.
Ideological Sharonian: The ministry will be like Sharon ministry. From left to right.
Imagine ministry where conservatives like BP will be huddled together
with feminist like NK.
Eternal Ennui: Without Bal Bdr KC type stalwart like Ananda Agrawal, the ministry
won't get any fun. And male supremacists will not support me anyway.
Finally, with as inefficient prime minister as me, this council of ministry won't run
more days than my money will allow it to run(money to buy MPs, and send some
of them to Bangkok etc places.)
----------
Intended for fun only.
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| _BP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 09:28 PM
Looks like our parliament will run as smoothly as all the rest of the governments of Nepal in our glorious past :).
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| _BP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 09:29 PM
PS: Sangey is certainly perfect for chief of police.
And as for NK, dream on. How can a minister of education watch over the Nepali CIA? She has the 66% illiteracy rate in her hands.
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| ashu |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 11:44 PM
Guys,
Can I be Hoolak Minister?
Our hoolak (postal) system is such a mess that once my friend Kapuri Kant Karki's love-letters to Manisha Koirala got disastrously misdirected to her grandfather Girija Prasad Koirala who wrote back -- sighing like a furnace -- saying that he loved Kupuri too.
Hoolak Minister can help Nepalis start mail-order businesses from their oen homes . . . imagine having packages of gundruk, masyaura, titaura, pustakari
and so on delivered to your door-steps, without your friendly neighborhood hoolaki eating it all up and giving you only the wrappers!!
Not to mention, the sheer ease in paying your bijuli, dhara, phone, land and tax ko bills by just dropping the checks in the mail.
Hoolak is the least appreciated but most useful Ministry/Bhibag . . . with little efforts, good publicity any good Hoolak minister can be a hero in
everyone's eyes -- paving the way for bigger "paud' later on.
oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| Kancho |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 11:50 PM
Sanjh ko joon sangai aauchau timi bhanera.....
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 11:52 PM
Ahem.. ahem..
Sorry for disturbing you. But I could not help noticing that you are forgeting the most important post (not exactly a post). Who is going to be your monarch ?
Since nobody is even talking about it, I seriously doubt about your faith in monarchy you are vehemently defending in other threads.
Caught you !!
Nepe
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| GP |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 11:59 PM
Baideshik Bibhag ra tyasko Bhansar sakha ma ankha lage jasto chhani
hamro Artha Mantri Ashu jyu ko? Tyahaka smugglar le ki tapai lai
dollar khuwauchhan, ki chahi Laat diyera tyo mantralayako karyabhar
bata dui dinma hatauchhan. Thaha chha Ashu ji. Tyaha herda
matra bokra jasto ho, tyaha ta ke ke po huncha. Ma ta chet
ba ba po bhako chu Ghus khuwauda khuwauda tyo hulak ma.
One staff even issued a receipt, if I take it to Adalat.
Unfortunately, the ghus "chiya khane kharcha" (ramro bhasa ma)
receipt was of course not that much to drag me a baburo
to Adalat, and excused by force. O ho, tya ta ke ke po huncha ho.
Ashu ji, honestly kehi garne B4 le ho ki, ramrai Corolla
ya Pajero chadne B4 le ho? Hoolak Bibhag khojya?
Ki tyo Dhaulagiri ko mantri kere 2-4din ghurki dekhako
thiyo ni "hami tauko phorne le pura mantri napaune , ee
lau ja Asst. Mantri baru chahinna bhantho ni......",
like that "hami Internet ma afno ijjat nai phorne gari discuss
gartheu... malai pani hulak nai chahinchha natra ... "
chahi nabhannu la.
Its all for fun.
GP
"B4=Bichar"
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 12:01 AM
>Can I be Hoolak Minister?
Ashu, since I am PM for now, you are granted the post. Least controversial, least
budget, and people won't oppose it, probably.
But you won't be allowed to print stamp with your loyal friend's face. Especially
not the 60 paisa stamp.(I forgot what was the basic price for internal mail?)
There is no paisa, but enough power in Hulak.
Hulak karmachari are paid least. The last info says the basic salary of a postman
is something around Rs 500.00 per month. ( I couldn't believe my ear!)Better
try to improve their life.
----
(All arguments in this thread are ) intended for fun only.
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| ? |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 12:36 AM
this cabinet more looks like a sarba daliya sarkar? sabai pad aafu aafu matrai badne ki aru kohi yogya chha vani herne pani? by the way, who will be ur main opposition leader?
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| Allashu |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 12:41 AM
Biwo wrote:
>Ashu, since I am PM for now, you are granted
>the post. Least controversial, least
>budget, and people won't oppose it, probably.
Thank you, PM.
>But you won't be allowed to print stamp with
>your loyal friend's face.
Actually, truth be told, Some of the faces I was thinking of printing on
stamps are those of:
BP = because as my girl-cousin gushes, he looks like Salman Khan. Plus, BP's
a good friend. And I think that our BP should be known more than that
Congressi BP. Stamp, priced at: Rs. 10.00
NK= because she dresses well. Come to think of it, I have never seen NK dressed dowdily. Stamp priced at: Rs. 12.00
Babu Ram Bhattarai (BRB) = But the glue would be on his picture so that that's the side people would spit on to make the stamp stick!! Priced at: 25 paisa.
Finally, let the word go forth that everyone who is registered user AND is kind to me on gbnc.org will get their faces printed on rastriya stamps. The more kind they are, the higher their stamp value. The less kind they are, they will suffer BRB's fate (see above!).
>Hulak karmachari are paid least. The last
>info says the basic salary of a postman
>is something around Rs 500.00 per month.
Yes.
Hoolak karmachari of the world, unite!!
Deliver more, and get paid more.
GP, I didn't realize that hoolak and its other offices are such hotbeds of such khattam practices. If so, rest assured, with all other cabinet member's
approval, please help me root out such practices.
oohi
hoolak mantri
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| ashu |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 12:48 AM
Biwo wrote:
>Ashu, since I am PM for now, you are granted
>the post. Least controversial, least
>budget, and people won't oppose it, probably.
Thank you, PM.
>But you won't be allowed to print stamp with
>your loyal friend's face.
Actually, truth be told, Some of the faces I was thinking of printing on
stamps are those of:
BP = because as my girl-cousin gushes, he looks like Salman Khan. Plus, BP's
a good friend. And I think that our BP should be known more than that
Congressi BP. Stamp, priced at: Rs. 10.00
NK= because she dresses well. Come to think of it, I have never seen NK dressed dowdily. Stamp priced at: Rs. 12.00
Babu Ram Bhattarai (BRB) = But the glue would be on his picture so that that's the side people would spit on to make the stamp stick!! Priced at: 25 paisa.
Finally, let the word go forth that everyone who is registered user AND is kind to me on gbnc.org will get their faces printed on rastriya stamps. The more kind they are, the higher their stamp value. The less kind they are, they will suffer BRB's fate (see above!).
>Hulak karmachari are paid least. The last
>info says the basic salary of a postman
>is something around Rs 500.00 per month.
Yes.
Hoolak karmachari of the world, unite!!
Deliver more, and get paid more.
GP, I didn't realize that hoolak and its other offices are such hotbeds of such khattam practices. If so, rest assured, with all other cabinet member's
approval, please help me root out such practices.
oohi
hoolak mantri
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| ashu |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 12:53 AM
Biwo wrote:
>Ashu, since I am PM for now, you are granted
>the post. Least controversial, least
>budget, and people won't oppose it, probably.
Thank you, PM.
>But you won't be allowed to print stamp with
>your loyal friend's face.
Actually, truth be told, Some of the faces I was thinking of printing on
stamps are those of:
BP = because as my girl-cousin gushes, he looks like Salman Khan. Plus, BP's
a good friend. And I think that our BP should be known more than that
Congressi BP. Stamp, priced at: Rs. 10.00
NK= because she dresses well. Come to think of it, I have never seen NK dressed dowdily. Stamp priced at: Rs. 12.00
Babu Ram Bhattarai (BRB) = But the glue would be on his picture so that that's the side people would spit on to make the stamp stick!! Priced at: 25 paisa.
Finally, let the word go forth that everyone who is registered user AND is kind to me on gbnc.org will get their faces printed on rastriya stamps. The more kind they are, the higher their stamp value. The less kind they are, they will suffer BRB's fate (see above!).
>Hulak karmachari are paid least. The last
>info says the basic salary of a postman
>is something around Rs 500.00 per month.
Yes.
Hoolak karmachari of the world, unite!!
Deliver more, and get paid more.
GP, I didn't realize that hoolak and its other offices are such hotbeds of such khattam practices. If so, rest assured, with all other cabinet member's
approval, please help me root out such practices.
oohi
hoolak mantri
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| sunakhari |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 08:44 AM
And I say we have a MALE_EGO_BAN party!
now how about that??
GOSH how much fun would that be???? Girls lets get together over xmas and new years and start this year with this newly found, useful party!! I am sure we would have lots of followers!
What says JDV, Sally, Amina, NK and the rest??
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| _BP |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 08:50 AM
With a government like this, who needs an opposition? Just going down our cabinet makes me wonder who will be leading the next coup. Seriously, I bet this is not that dissimilar to what actually happens in our real government eh?
And I would submit to PM Biswo that we still do not have a Foreign Minister and a Health Minister. Please do not let Ashu swallow up these posts as well. Plus I am wondering about Ashu's eligibility for the Hoolak Minister's post. Who in the world designs stamps that you have to spit onto? OK, that was pretty funny. Plus he is obviously thinking of raising the standard postal rates, starting at Rs 10.00! Even if it has my picture in it. It may always be easier to walk down the road to get your pustakaris and titauras.
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| _BP |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 08:55 AM
And YEAH Sunakhari, I'll be there! (In drag). After all, it is my job to see what our Assistant Minister of Women's Welfare is up to.
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| sangam |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 10:14 AM
Is it a "bhagbanda"? Its a typical beheviour of any Nepali political group. No wonder it shows in this cyber government too. You get this, I get that and lets all (us) be happy. Rest? who cares? We got the power. There is a saying "bolne ko pitho pani bikcha, nabolne ko chamal pani bikdaina". Looks like same thing applies in here too.
only fun intended.
sangam.
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| NK |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 10:40 AM
I am really enjoying this thread, aside from the fact, or maybe because of the fact, my name being mentioned here and there. I will have to go back to work and think really funny to write here. I don't like to be outsmarted or out- done by anybody, rest assured.
And thank you Ashu for complimenting on my sense of aesthetics. :)
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 10:55 AM
Holy Shtick!! If this is what happens in a days absence, I don’t ever want to be away from GBNC!! Looks like I’ve been missing out on all the fun. Minister of Social Welfare, eh? Thanks but no thanks. I’ve had it with whiney fat women who go on and on about their babies and who are oblivious to the fact that I tune out as soon as they open their mouth!
I rather like anepalikt’s idea. I’m all for the First Women’s Party of Nepal. It about time we came out of our shells and showed the men what we’re made of. I don’t want to burn my bra since I need them to fight the gravity old age seems to bring on but I’ll happily relinquish my kitchen duties to my Lord and Master. Lets see him whip up a delicious meal in half an hour flat after a hard days work!!
P.S – Fat women with babies welcome to join the FWPN on the condition that they sign an agreement NOT to bore us with tales about how beautiful, intelligent and witty their babies are!
And BP, you seriously need to work on your sentence structure!!
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| The King |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 02:22 PM
Pyara Desh Bashiharu,
Ahile Hamro Desh ko Sthiti Bahutai Gambhir Bhayeko Chha. Yesto Belama Hami Nepali Haru Sabai Ek Jut Bhayera Desh ko Bikas Nirman Ma Lagnu Pareko Chha. Khas Gari Rajnitik Neta Tatha Buddhijibi harule Aphno Iman Nabirsi kan Aa-afno Kartabya Pura Garnu Pardachha. Yesto Huna Nasakeko Khandama Hami Pani Chhup Lagera Heri Basne Chhainaun.
Shree Pashupati Nath Le Hami Sabaiko Kalyan Garun.
Jai Nepal.
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 02:48 PM
It is sad to see that it hasn't been one day, and my ministers are starting to
think about forming another government (joei de vivre, anepalikt).
Why blame Gajendra Singh for voting against his own ministry in last parliament?
Yea, I am thinking about Foreign minister, and even the minister to look after one
monster(yuvaraaj).
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| Sfengali |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 02:56 PM
BP
I thought that was a movie genre. Nostalgia of makhan and guccha tole escapades.
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| Darsan Bhet |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 03:05 PM
<>
Hey Rastra Nayak, Sastanga Dandawat!!
Sarkar, we are different than previous council of members
in neplease history. Sarkar,We are robust and capable enough
to overcome all the problem in present Nepal. Since we have
sincere desire to make our country prosperous, we decided to come
back to Nepal even we are having luxious life in US.
Sarkar, all most all of us educated in US of A. Some of us are
even making 100+K job in United Sates of America. Sarkar, kindly
look at how we formed our council of members; we provided four
portfolios to women.
Sarkar, Bichar Gari Baksyos, was there any progressive goverment
in past, which had four portfolio for women.
Sarkar, Hami Ma Kehi Asha Gari Baksyos hami USA product Haun.
Shree Pach Mahara Dhiraj Ki...
Jaya...Jaya...Jaya...Jaya....
Sri Panch Maharaj
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| Darsan Bhet |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 03:11 PM
((Prime Minister at Royal Palace in front of King))
Hey Rastra Nayak, Sastanga Dandawat!!
Sarkar, we are different than previous council of members
in neplease history. Sarkar,We are robust and capable enough
to overcome all the problem in present Nepal. Since we have
sincere desire to make our country prosperous, we decided to come
back to Nepal even we are having luxious life in US.
Sarkar, all most all of us educated in US of A. Some of us are
even making 100+K job in United Sates of America. Sarkar, kindly
look at how we formed our council of members; we provided four
portfolios to women.
Sarkar, Bichar Gari Baksyos, was there any progressive goverment
in past, which had four portfolio for women.
Sarkar, Hami Ma Kehi Asha Gari Baksyos hami USA product Haun.
((Slogan..starting....))
Shree Pach Mahara Dhiraj Ki...
((Ministers are standing in a line .......))
Jaya...Jaya...Jaya...Jaya....
((One Minister mistakenly said ))
Amar Rahun...
((He quickly corrects himself..))
Jaya...Jaya...Jaya...Jaya...
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| GP |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 07:08 PM
BP ji, wrote:
With a government like this, who needs an opposition?
---
I think the Women's Party of Nepal, headed by ANepaliKT can be
a good opposition party and once our male dominated party
fails, hopefully they can run better. As women have good
coordination skill and turning a bad home to good and vice
versa. Women are less corrupt in monetary terms, so,
their opposition party will be really dedicated to betterment of
Nepal. As today's UML leaders grab huge money from
NC govt. in back yard and in front line they pose as if
an honest party, but, the women's party headed by
ANepaliKT will be different from UML. LEts hope they can
be our good opponent and will always puts in right track.
GP
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| anepalikt |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 07:42 PM
Gp ji:
Did I read wrong, were you kidding, or did you in all honesty mean what you wrote about women having coordination skills, turing good home bad, less corrupt, etc?
Sorry! I personally cannot guarantee any of those three things above. I do not have good coordination skills... no knack for running a house full of servants and extended family members, no matching outfits and bags, no little tea parties, no graceful sashaying down the ramp. As for the home part, I have to give equal credit to the other members of the family... I am not solely responsible for anything that goes on. And less corrupt! Hello! Where did you get THAT idea?
Also, I have no intention of heading the party. As I wrote earlier I was envisioning a more egalitarian setup... a part led by a group vs. individuals.
And if someone wants to come snoop at our meetings they are more than welcome to do so. They are after all going to be open to all members (remember its a women's party)... I can't wait to see BP in drag and Ashu!!
And I don't even care if we are not ever in office. Actually I think it should just be more of a grassroots movement to subvert the status quo!! We might even change the name of the party as Sunakhari suggested and simply call it the MALE_EGO_BAN party.
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| GP |
Posted
on 18-Dec-01 08:13 PM
ANepaliKT ji
you picked up only the opposite part "turing good home bad"
of what meant honestly, and I surely meant a few time its
also true that entry of a new woman in good house
turn to a bad house. Its primarly because male don't live
in others house, but woman do, its widely accepted (at present).
So, going to a new house and ability to adjust herlsef with
a new environment will lead the house to good or bad shape
in coming days. Whether you accept or not, in
Nepal's joint family structure its true. Not only in
Nepal, in Asian culture too. As the economy of
women goes on changing, lets hope the effect
of new "adult" female member will not be the
reason to +- turning point of a house. But, in joint family
esp. in villages its still true. It may not apply to you,
but, in Nepali villages it applies. Please, be assured
that I am not supporting that woman should be
treated how our ancestors treated, but, as long
as economy and education remains hurdles, you
can not deny my observation. Well, you can be
outrageous with my observation. You might be
an exception who can kick and blow all those
happenings, but, its not true for common woman.
(read yesterday Kantipur, a lekh by Mamata Sharma)
I had spent my 1st 20yrs life in our joint family of 40 peoples,
I had more experience than probably you have.
FYI, when I asked with my colleague in my former
univ. what kind of girl you are looking for? He said
I want to marry a girl who wants to stay with her
parents? (He wanted to be Ghar Jwai). With my
Nepali mind, I was surprised and I asked him why?
He said if I stay with my own mother, there are
chances of confliction with my mother, but, if
I stay with her parents, with mother-daughter
relation, she will never have trouble and our
life will be smooth. He is not a common man, he
has PH.D. and a univ. teacher. Such problem is
still in Japan, after such economic independence
and education, why?
So, if my son intends to stay at sasurali in future
I will not deny, and in return I will not mind to have a Gharjwai
for my daughter, especially, when I get old.
Lets face the fact. and correct me if I am wrong.
Well, feminist may hate my observation, but,
lets change with time. I hate revolution, but,
believe in evolution.
GP
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| wondering |
Posted
on 12-Apr-02 09:37 AM
Wherever did that _BP vanish? Haelloooooooooooooooo _BP, do you hear me? :-)
Signed
Just Wondering
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| answerman |
Posted
on 12-Apr-02 11:22 AM
Maybe BP has to actually work unlike the rest of us who have time to goof off!!
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