| Sangey |
Posted
on 17-Dec-01 01:09 PM
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to do “it” with the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you did not… you know… “come”
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV
Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were doing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back?" The time you felt me move was because you passed gas and I was trying to breathe.
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