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| Agrawala |
Posted
on 13-Jan-02 12:35 AM
DRIVE-THRU CASHPOINT INSTRUCTIONS
Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers will be able to withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicles.
To enable customers to use this new facility) the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that
applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first
time.
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
3. Re-start the stalled engine.
4. Wind down the window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror.
7. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card the right way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19. Check eyelashes in mirror.
20. Drive forwards 2 metres.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Drive for three to four miles.
26. Release hand brake.
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| Who Me? |
Posted
on 13-Jan-02 02:35 PM
OK, Agrawala, that was funny. i am a female but i can laught at ourselves. still i don't think it is a matter of being "dumb", it is just being short and vain sometimes.
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| krishna |
Posted
on 14-Jan-02 11:30 AM
CORRECTION:
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(ADD TO MALE PROCEDURE)
2.5) Hand ATM card to male driver (who has already memorized female's PIN)
3.5) Tell male how much money to deposit/withdraw
Remove all references to manual shift vehicles.
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