| chupacabra |
Posted
on 17-Jan-02 12:18 PM
The new French Foreign Legion captain was assigned to a remote
post in
the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel
hitched up
behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept
there.
"Well sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here
and no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have
the
camel, sir,"
The captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
understand
about urges, so the camel can stay,"
About a month later, the captain starts having a real problem
with his
own urges, and asks the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the captain stands on
it, pulls down his pants, and has sex with the camel. When he is
done,
he asks the sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"Uh, no sir," the sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the
camel
into town."
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