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| dariwal |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 02:14 PM
I think the problem beside the corruption in nepal is we are loosing our values of the "NEPALESE" society and culture. The feeling of patriotism is gone. To find a national flag, either you have to go to singhs darbar or you have to have a "mantri" near you. Chaar tare flag and Hasia Hatuada flag have taken over both simbolically and mentally over the Chnadra surya flag. I was watching football the other day and when i saw all the american standing up and putting their hand on their chest as a respect to their national anthem, it reminded me of watching movie in the movie theaters in kathmandu long time back. We used to do it too but it's all gone.............
Getting back to the point, i was thinking of the famous ukhan tukkas last night and found out that i've forgot most of them. I find them really intresting and filled with depth. some of them i remember now are
"Bandar ko puchhar na latthi na hatiyar"
"Bandar ko hat ma nariwal"
"Jun jogi ayye pani kanni chiriyeko"
"Bhujnu na sujnu, tudikhel ma kudnu"
"Kasta Kasta kaha gaye, musa ko choora deban/durbar"
Can anyone add on them? Or you'll have forgot them too?
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| voodoo nut |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 03:44 PM
I remember that people used to call the SAJHA BUS from japan as "bandar ko haatma neelo nariwal"..
Now the bandars have closed down the sajha bus.
Na raha baansh na baja bansuri.
Favorite hindi dialogue of all time:
Mogambo khush huwa.. (then roll your big eyes like amrish puri)
Daane daane par likha hai khaane wale ki naam.
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| limit 3 |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 03:51 PM
Harra hooty shyal ko pooty bahn dhadey ko gulla....
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| dude |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 03:51 PM
Here are the one's I remember
"Jo chor usko thulo swor"
"Nachana jandaina angan tedo"
"Kam kuro eka tira kumlo boki thimi tira"
"Afai ta Mahadev uttano par, kasle dela bar"
"Kane goru lai aunsi na purne"
"Afu bhalo ta jagat bhalo"
"Huney biruwa ko chillo pat"
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| limit 3 |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 04:01 PM
"raat bharee rungyo, budi tah jimdei."
"Talai hareeyo baans (bamboo) mah tooooooh parerah lagi haloss....(purva)
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| da ge |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 06:50 PM
Here are some I know:
Oralo lageko mirgalai jasle pani lakhetchha
Jun jogi ayepani kanai chireka
Kun ta Buhari Bhatmas Khayeki
Sarayeki Buhari Duma sita gayi
Ghar ko Baga Ban ko Syal
Kukurko puchchar Barha barsa dhungro ma rakhe pani banga bangai
Sanai ma lageko ghyu chorne bani kasai gare pani Najani
Barha barsha ramayan padhyayo sita kaski joi
Nahidne goru ko das thari dau
aakashko phal ankha tari mar
jun kathko bokra uhi kathma milchha
and more to come
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| Thaun Thaun ma Suneko! |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 06:59 PM
Here are particular ukhan tukka I came across.
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Barha Barsamaa Poi Aako, Ma Raandi Laai Jworo Aako (Lamjung)
Samdhi ko Lamdhi, Lamdhiko Dhwaan Dhwaan (Tanahun)
Maathi Samaateko Kina Ho? Talako Aashale! (Gorkha)
Jyaan Ansaarko Gyaan Naani! (Bhojpur)
Aru pachhi lekhaunlaa!
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| dariwal |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 07:12 PM
That was classic. Thank you. But it's hard to understand some of them, i mean word and meaningwise too.....like
Samdhi ko Lamdhi, Lamdhiko Dhwaan Dhwaan (Tanahun)?????
Kun ta Buhari Bhatmas Khayeki ????????
Sarayeki Buhari Duma sita gayi ???????
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| Makardhoj Nepali |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 07:21 PM
hahhhaha
I liked tha one "Mathi samateko kina ho? Talako ashale."
From my side:
"Halo katera mugro?" To spoil important one for less important one.
"Tala bagaera mathi khojna janu parla jasto althengro manchhe." Tooo althyangro k
"Hattika mukhma jira."
"Bagh budho ra shyal tenneri!" Ma bhudo ra timiharu Tanneri bhaepani merai power chha ni keta ho.
"Namachchine ping ka 100 jhatka!" Timiharu sabai k
"Jun goruko sing chhaina usaiko nam tikhe!"
"Khagiko topima guhelako fool!" Level namilya k
"Bau laure chhoro chaure!" Bau jasto ramro kam garna nasakne chhora.
"Doodhko sanchhi biralo" Bhansarka karmachari k
...
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| dariwal |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 07:29 PM
Marichhe ko palama Gira sasto, Girija ko palama marich sasto.
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| Kun Ta Mai Bhang Khai |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 08:08 PM
!
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| SKRS |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 11:06 PM
My addition to the list:
1. khane mukhlai junga le chekdaina
2. dhobi ko kukur ghar ko na ghaat ko
3. mukh ma ram ram bagali ma chura
4. kaag lai bel paako harsha na bismat
5. barha chora terha nati buda ko dhokro kadhai mathi
6. paisa na kaudi bajar bajar daudi
7. kaslai k ko pir kaslai k ko pir, ghar jwai lai khanai ko pir
8. naani paunu kaile kaile bhoto siunu aile (or kokro bunnu aile)
9. bhagya ma cha bhandai ma doka ma dudh addaina
10. taak pare tiwari natra gotame
11. chinnu na jannu ghacheti magnu
12. kahi nabhako jatra hadigauma
13. nyauli mari pachuto
14. ulfako dhan phupoo ko shradhha
15. saoon ma akha futeko goru sadhai hariyo dekhcha
16. agulta le haneko kukur bijuli chamkida tarsincha
17. kaag karaudai garcha pina sukdai garcha haati lamkadai garcha kukur bhukdai garcha
18. kaatar ko haat ma talwaar
19. nahunu mama bhanda kanu mama jati
20. nadine sasu aitabar barchin
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| SKRS |
Posted
on 30-Jan-02 11:14 PM
And one more:
khasa ma sun cha kan mero buchchai.
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| Gosaikunda |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 12:45 AM
"Hatti laskandai garchha, Kukur bhukdai garchha!"
Heard for the first time, but liked very much.
Some others:
1.Jogiko gharama sanyasi pahuna!
2.Alu khaera pedako dhak!
3.Chhori pitera buhari tharkaune!
4.Bhirbata ladne gorulai BabuRam BabuRam bhanna sakinchha, kandh thapna sakinna!
5.Bhag khanelai bhanda pura khanelai hatpat!
6.Jun aguwa Uu Bato haguwa!
7.Jaba rati budhi tati!
8. Arule Geet gaako, hamro naniko Bau gungunaeko! means naniko bau is professional in all aspects.
9.Magnelai tato bhat!
10. Bhujnu na sujnu, hagne thaunma pujnu!
11. jaha khayo tyaha nahaga! = maintain your personality/morality in right places.
12.Jahan gayo 60 tyaha gayo 70. = Ramro kamma ajha dherai kharcha gara.
13.Bhokole bhanchha danda wari khaun, akhaekole bhanchha danda pari khaun! = garib chhito attinu parchha.
14.Raja ayo raja ayo bhanya ta Jange sano po rahechha.
To be contd.
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| bug |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 08:42 AM
Here are some more....
Jun goru ko singh chaina, teskai naam teekhe
Tat-tatai khau, jali marau
Kaag karaudai garcha, pinna sukdai garcha
Agultho le haane ko kukur, chattang dheke daraucha
Kukur ko puchhar, 12 barsa dhungro ma rakhe pani, bango ko bhangai
Afu cha bhuima, khutta cha bharma
Ghati heri, gar nilnu
Ubo bagne khola le bagaudaina
Lahure maya, chaure priti
Kaag ko baathan ma bakula
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| limit 3 |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 09:11 AM
hatti aayo hatti aayo....FUSSAA.....
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| MD |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 09:22 AM
Hey Bug - great ukhans!!! And everybody else too.
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| jira |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 03:12 PM
1 - mookhama ram ram bagulee ma chhura - hazzam ley bhajan gayeko
2 - nadiney bujjai aietabaar barcheen - gas station ma sunday alcohol nabecheko
3 - aphno haat jagunnath - Jagun nath madisey ley aphno store ko saman chorya
4 - herera marnu bhunda cherera marnu neeko - vegeterian ley masu khako dekhna nasukera bhutmaas khayera cherya
5 - raat bhuree karayo dacheena harayo - ratee bya gurayera phurkeko bajey ko paket mareko
6 - awunla deenda dundulno neelney - bandur lai beeskut khwaunda haat tokya
7 - joon jogee aye punee kannai cheereko - Alternetives haruley concert ko ticket lina line basya
to be continued....
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| SKRS |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 05:16 PM
Kehi TukkaHaru:
Bhalulai puran
Bhaluko kanpat
Mootko nyanao
Battimuni ko adhero
Gharko sadhe
Galliko kukur
Kuwako bhyagutto
Dada mathiko gham
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| SKRS |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 05:18 PM
And of course:
Laato deshma gaado tanneri
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| Narad |
Posted
on 31-Jan-02 10:08 PM
Man Kundiyera Niskeka Ukhanharu:
1. Ma bhanthen Maiti Maiti, Maitile bhane kina Aithi? (Maita ma wasta nagarera cheli le chitta dukhako).
2. Sharmai Sharma ka Bish wota Poi, Marne Belama Koi na koi (arulai garne belama sutukka gariyo, aaphulai parda khai ko hola ra, baiguni ta hun sabai)
3. Ek dinko pahuna mitho mitho kha, dui dinko pahuna jaso taso kha, dherai dinko pahuna jatasukai ja.
4. Aaphu aaunda mohi paiyena, hali pathaide dahi dinula!! (Napis! ahile aaphulai pareko belama aaphai aaunda ta herinas, pheri ke herlas?)
5. Abhagi hagna basyo, bara hatko thed pasyo. (Abhagi lai jati gare pani sakasai matra).
6. Barma Gaye Karma Sangsangai; Nepal gaye kapal Sangsangai. (Abhagi purpuro jata gaye pani dukhai paune ta ho)
Hari om Tatsat!
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| Gosaikunda |
Posted
on 01-Feb-02 01:21 AM
Hey, bug,
Ubo bagne khola le bagaudaina
????
Kasto awasthama bhanne ho yo ukhan? Bhujaideuna mero man.
***
Jira thanks for the second meaning of your Ukhans!
***
some others
to be contd.
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| bug |
Posted
on 01-Feb-02 08:14 AM
Gosaikunda,
"Ubo bagne khola le bagaudaina"
I think, it means that too much self-confident is not good or it could also mean that a person who has a wrong vision can't do much!
Does that make sense to you?
bug.
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| dodhare |
Posted
on 01-Feb-02 09:57 AM
1. Mohi magne dhungro lukaune
2. Raja.ko kaam chhodi kaami.ko diwali
3. Garne bhanne haami kando khane kaami (damai le kaami.lai blame lagayeko)
4. Umridai.ko teen pate
5. Kahan.ko Ram raja kahan Gande Bhadari
6. Bolne.ko pitho bikcha nabolne.ko chamal bikdaina
And my all time favorite:
7. Paincho (credit.ma) magera bhaye pani baanchunjyal ghiu (ghee) khaanu parcha (death pachi debt free)
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| Narad |
Posted
on 01-Feb-02 11:39 AM
Hi dodhare! Tyo sat numbari yeso hola:
"Yavad Jiwet Sukham Lawet Rinam Kritwa Ghritam Piwet"
To extend the meaing further: Aaphu Mare Pachchi Dumai Raja. Je hola hola bachunjel renai garera bhaye pani moj garnu parchha.
hari om Tatsat
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| Aastha |
Posted
on 01-Feb-02 02:47 PM
Okay, here's mine:
1. Dhanga chaina taruni, ma kaso garuni.
2. Bhok mitho ki bhojan mitho? Answer: bhok
3. Anchano ko peer khukuri lai k thaha?
4. Nabiraunu, nadaraunu
5. Nanchna jandaina, aangan tedo!
6. Jo chor, usko thulo swor!
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| SIWALIK |
Posted
on 02-Feb-02 09:24 AM
--Balla balla ghainto ma gham lagyo.
--Tak pare tiwari, natra gotame!
--khai na pai, chhala ko topi lai.
--arule hatti chadhyo bhandai ma dhuri chadna jane?
--thulo rukh ko thulo chhahari
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| Aaron |
Posted
on 02-Feb-02 10:28 PM
Hi everybody here is one i came up with.
"GAIRA KO GHAR LAI DADA KO DARR, DADA KO GHAR LAI LADAKO DARR ???."
enjoy.
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| kiran |
Posted
on 03-Feb-02 08:45 AM
nepali version- uttauli gai bagha le khai
english version- sexy cow eaten by tiger
neplali version- khai na pai chala ko topi lagai
english version- no eating no driniking wearing leather cap
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| aaron |
Posted
on 03-Feb-02 10:43 AM
hi guys
here are few more.
"AA GARDA ALANKAR BUJHNE"
"JUNGA HALLIYO KURA BUJHIYO"
"AAGO TAPNU MUDHA KO, KURA SUNNU BUDHA KO"
"GHAR LE JA JA RA BAN LE AAIJA AAIJA BHANNE TIME"
"BURMA GAYA PANI KARMA SANGAI"
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 03-Feb-02 09:01 PM
Great collection of Nepeli Ukhaans !
My best pick for the hilarious one is from Mr. Dariwal,
"Marichhe ko palama Gira sasto, Girija ko palama marich sasto."
Stunning ! Original ! Great !
Nepe
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| dodhare |
Posted
on 04-Feb-02 09:25 AM
>Hi everybody here is one i came up with.
>
>"GAIRA KO GHAR LAI DADA KO DARR, DADA KO
>GHAR LAI LADAKO DARR ???."
>
>enjoy.
Aaron, I heard this ukhaan is this way:
"Gaira ko ghar lai paira (land slide) ko darr, dada ko ghar lai ladako darr???."
let me add more:
HAGAI BHANDA PADAI (fart) THULO
Baandar badhi janne bhayo bhane gula chyapiyera marcha
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| jira |
Posted
on 04-Feb-02 09:27 AM
kiran!
I like your sexy cow eaten by tiger. I find it very funny...hahahaha
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| jira |
Posted
on 04-Feb-02 09:31 AM
here is another one
Nepali version - justa lai tustai dheenda lai neestai.
English version -tit for tat, mass(smashed) potatoe no gravy
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| Nhuchche |
Posted
on 04-Feb-02 09:45 AM
Nepali ukhaans are really amazing when translated into english. It's so much fun, it could turn into a profession! Imagine translating into afrikan american cool homeboy language..
"Jo chor usko thulo swor"
Homiez wit da stolen goodz are loud as heil.
"Nachana jandaina angan tedo"
Yo dunno how to move and you bitchin the basement is out of da groove
"Kam kuro eka tira kumlo boki thimi tira"
you lazy ass you leave all yo work behind and yo walk around the bronx wit yo backpack.
"Kane goru lai aunsi na purne"
the blind bull never know whether is full moon or not --- yo dawg that sounds like some zen shit yo
"Afu bhalo ta jagat bhalo"
Yo ain't good nobody aint good
"Huney biruwa ko chillo pat"
these green and shiny buds are gonna grow into some fine weed.
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 04-Feb-02 03:17 PM
Nhuchche, those were hilarious translations. More please !
Here is one Ukhan from me. Actually it is my mother’s. She was kanchi buhari in our big joint-family and she used to use it a lot.
"Sahyo ki bhayo, kahyo ki gayo."
However, it did not take long for me to figure out that she was using it in a wrong order. The right one should be:
"Kahyo ki bhayo, sahyo ki gayo"
Nhuchche, could you please translate these too ? I will be grateful.
Nepe
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| cwte |
Posted
on 04-Feb-02 10:50 PM
Yatta na utti, bakhri ko putti.
Paap na saap, chadai thapp.
Euta english malai sarai mann parne cha hai... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, god knowsd what they did up there and came down with a daughter.
Cheers!!
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| cwte |
Posted
on 04-Feb-02 11:12 PM
Jun goru ki singh chania tyasko naam thike= jun desh ma petrol chaina tyahi desh ma one-way!!
Suteko baagh (tiger) ko geda na chalaunu.
Kaag (crow) dherai batho bhayo bhane gu khanna, infact bhokkai basera morcha.
Nepali version: Junga Halliyo Kura Bujhiyo
English: Mustache moving, understanding things.
Nepali: Kasko bau ko k takat, ma pani euta khandani chora ho.
English: Whose father what vitamin, i'm also a son of tiffin carrier.
Aaru pachi time ma lekhula...Nabhay na lekhula. Namaskar.
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| sam |
Posted
on 05-Feb-02 12:25 PM
1)ARTHA NA BARTHA GOVINDA GAI. KHANA NAPAI GHICHRO MA TAI..TAUKO DUKHEKO AAUSADI NAITA MA LAI.
2)KHAHARE KHOLA GARJANCHA.
3) HATTI AAYO HATTI AAYO FUSSA.
4) HATTI KO MUKHA MA ZEERA.
5) AAGULTA LA HANEKO KUKKUR BIJULI CHAMKADA TARSINCHA.
6)RAJA KO KURA NAKATNU, SUTEKO BAGH LAI NACHLAUNU.
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| X |
Posted
on 05-Feb-02 12:34 PM
Here are the meanings...
Kun ta Buhari Bhatmas Khayeki ????????
IT MEANS THAT BUHARI IS JUST THE PAIN IN ASS, WHO DOES NOT WORK AT ALL. IN ADDITION TO THAT SHE HAS EATEN BHATMAS.... WITH GIVING LOTS
OF PAD...GANUCHA KYA.
IMAGINE THE SITUATION .... PADUWAI WORKLESS BUHARI .
Sarayeki Buhari Duma sita gayi ???????
DUMA.... CHAMAR... TRIBE THAT SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHED.
SARAYEKI'S DAUGHTER IN LAW WITH DUMA...
NAK KATYO BHNEKO KYA, MURKHA.
Samdhi ko Lamdhi, Lamdhiko Dhwaan Dhwaan (Tanahun)?????
YOU HAVE INVITED THE SAMDHI JI FOR THE DINNER.
IN THE DINNER, SAMDHI JI CAME WITH WITH LAMDHI AND THEN LAMDHI CAME WITH HIS ANOTHER RELATIVE.....A BIG CHAIN THAT SAMDHI JI FORMED...
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| Kancho |
Posted
on 05-Feb-02 01:52 PM
Here is another one:
Naulo Dulahi ko nau pala gaans...rahanda basda Jagalta ko naash.
BTW, Nau palaa = time units.
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| dodhare |
Posted
on 20-Feb-02 10:29 AM
one more...
Bhagya mani ko khappar (head) thulo...
Abhagi ko lakkar (penis) thulo
:)
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| Nhuchche |
Posted
on 20-Feb-02 10:51 AM
>one more...
>
>Bhagya mani ko khappar (head) thulo...
>Abhagi ko lakkar (penis) thulo
>:)
In America,
Bhagya mani ko lakkar thulo,
Abhaki ko khappar thulo!
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| jira |
Posted
on 20-Feb-02 12:20 PM
bandur ko pucchar lawuro na hateeyaar - chwaank ABCD nepali thiti show up in nepali cutural program with her parents
bhagya ma cha bhundai ma doko ma doodh doyera auddaina -
kina nawutnu?? bhagya ma cha bhuney dahi bunera bhaye nee autcha
dukha paiies manguley aphnai dhungauley - drunk driving
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| Gosaikunda |
Posted
on 21-Feb-02 03:42 AM
Other Ukhanas!
In Japan pani Lakkar thulo huneko bhagya thulo. Kt ta hanera sakdainas keta ho.
1.Bahun Katha chulama, thakkar layo Guuuuulama!
2.Newar Pado choli kha, bhaisiko Puuuuti poli kha!
3.Marya Madhisele 10 jana Nepali dhagchha.
4.Bachcha haina khaera chuthna jandaina, k ho ? Bhote ho.
5.Bachcha haina boli futya chhaina k ho ? Newar Pado
6.Bahadur hun bhanchha bhustighre, goli thapchha arkako lagi k ho? Kshetri
7.Tharule Tharu khanchha!
To be contd.
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