| Digital Maniac |
Posted
on 20-Feb-02 07:54 PM
Continued from Previous Managment Lessons:
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brain
said, “I should be BOSS because I control the whole body’s responses and
functions”. The feet said, “We should be the BOSS as we carry the brain about
and get him to where he wants to go”. The hand said, “We should be the BOSS
because we do all the work and earn all the money”. And so it went on and on
with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the
parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS. So the asshole went
on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes
became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungs
began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the
asshole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed. All the other parts
did all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out the shit!
Mangement Lesson: You don’t need brains to be a BOSS- any asshole will do...
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