| The Supreme Leader |
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on 04-Mar-02 09:55 AM
10. I look hot in camouflage, but I couldn’t get into the police or the Army.
9. I’m very artistic. A red flag, buckets of blood ... the color red just appeals to my sensitive nature.
8. This country has been destroyed by greedy dishonest Bahuns. Except for the Bahun who is me. I’m different.
7. I want to establish a People’s Republic. And if you say you want a voice in it, that proves you’re not a person. You’re just a capitalist pig or a revisionist dog. Off with your head.
6. I wanted to become a Muslim and join Al Qaeda, but I'm too scared to be circumcised.
5. I hate the corrupt cronyism of bourgeois democracy. My father would make a much better Minister of Agriculture, my sister would make a much better Minister of Women, and the second son of my uncle’s cousin’s wife’s sister would like to be appointed to the People’s Board of Enforcement of Fair and Just Values (Off With Their Heads Division).
4. A country of 23 million is hard to govern. If we get rid of half of them, it will be much easier, don’t you think?
3. I’ve heard that countries with brutal regimes that alienate the rest of the world do really well in the long run.
2. The guy with the gun gets the babes. Or else.
1. I meant to call myself a ma-ist, but spelling is bourgeois.
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