| Username |
Post |
| Sangey |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 10:12 AM
Not only one, but two, buddies of mine forwarded this piece to me. So it must have some truth to it. Go figure:
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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts. The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll
send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no
clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.... this should be an easy
target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk...... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening.
Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
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Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very
simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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| NK |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 10:18 AM
Sangey, there is some truth to your posting. Every generalization comes out of some kernel of truth, doesn't it? I remember in one party, a long long time ago somebody declared looking at us she can tell what kind of car we drive or will drive. Four years later I am driving the car she said I would (like to).
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| crazy horse |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 10:56 AM
What CAR do you DRIVE, dude?
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| NK |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 11:04 AM
You don't wanna know. :) you might not be able to handle it.
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| sunakhari |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 11:14 AM
hahahaha
SGY!! good one.
My only problem is I have different phases.
:)
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| sunakhari |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 12:23 PM
hmm I'm in the "mixed drink" mode today :)
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| vodka2 |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 12:41 PM
GET YOUR SELF GRATEFUL DEATH....THATS A KILLER BRO
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| Sangey |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 12:44 PM
So... Suna...are you sending me a drink?
:-)
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| NK |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 12:54 PM
send some my way too, will ya suna? I am tired of drinking wine. no of course not white Zinfadel. :) :) :) yippeee! it is friday! Party on dudette! and dude too!
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 01:01 PM
My usuals are capn morgan/diet and gin/tonic. I’ll freely admit to being the mixed drink type. I have absolutely no qualms about approaching a guy I like and who’d oppose to being ‘more refined, high maintenance’ and knowing exactly what they wanted? The ‘older’ part’s just a fact of life. The only trick for women in this mixed drink category I guess is finding a man who’s man enough (and patient enough, might I add) to cater to your high maintenance personality type. I guess I lucked out when I met my husband.
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| crazy horse |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 01:11 PM
Are you kidding? I can handle anything as long as you do not have a VIPER and I bet you DO NOT have THAT
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 01:17 PM
umm sgy :) yeah and more :)
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 01:18 PM
wow this is screwed up!!!!!!
this is sunakhari, and that earlier posting for SGY was me as well!!!
SOMEONE FIX THIS QUICK!
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 01:36 PM
What’s with this switcheroo?? This is the real joie de vivre. I had the same problem as Sunakhari did. Suna’s info popped up when I tried posting my earlier message, had to log out and log back in with my info.
Help, San!!
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| Sunakhari |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 01:57 PM
HMMMMM GOSH!!
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:03 PM
Suna, looks like our PCs have bonded in some kind or weird physic connection :)
Seriously though, I believe its some problem with the cookies.
jdv
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:06 PM
Suna- I just tried posting something, your info popped up but when I went ahead and tried to post under your name, it asked for a password. I typed my password but got an error message saying wrong username/password combination. Weren’t you asked for a password for joie de vivre? Jdv
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| hmmm.... |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:25 PM
Are these the same people with Multiple Personalities. Sunakhara, JDV and NK??
Now that thought is lingering in my mind. Quite profoundly I might add.
Hoohi
hmmm....
Hamrika
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| NK |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:35 PM
Sir, you could not have been more wrong. We are three individuals with three distinct personalities. I am sorry you have been so wrong in your presumption, sir. But, I/we ;-) am/are profoundly touched with your concern.
I hope I was a minor instrument to bring forth the truth for the ease of your great albeit puzzled state of being.
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| NK |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:36 PM
Sir, you could not have been more wrong. We are three individuals with three distinct personalities. I am sorry you have been so wrong in your presumption, sir. But, I/we ;-) am/are profoundly touched with your concern.
I hope I was a minor instrument to bring forth the truth for the ease of your great albeit puzzled state of being.
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:39 PM
Take my word for it, hmmm, we’re three distinctly different individuals who just happen to agree on the same things (and sometimes not). Put your mind to rest and work on something more useful and productive. Here’s a thought – maybe we’re triplets separated at birth? Now that’d be something.
jdv
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:40 PM
hey, simmer down, NK, being mistaken for me’s not such a raw deal :)
jdv
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| hmmm.... |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:53 PM
hmmm....
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| joie de vivre |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 02:56 PM
hehehe I don't know about you guys but I kinda feel honored!
too bad NK doesn't feel that way :(
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| sevendust |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 03:12 PM
hey sangey,
here is the other one
drink: water ( nothing but water)
personality: likes nature, likes to get laid ( nothing but get laid)
your approach: show that your all natural ( fake boobs counts).......... BE A NUDIEST,offer to have sex outdoors. and be loud as much as you want while having sex.
rebelious sevendust
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| sevendust |
Posted
on 08-Mar-02 03:14 PM
correction: should be you are not your
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