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Posted
on 19-Jan-01 02:18 PM
WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
*The nice men are ugly.
* The handsome men are not nice.
* The handsome and nice men are gay.
* The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
* The handsome men without money are after our money.
* The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual
don't think we are beautiful enough.
* The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
* The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
* The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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