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| hahooguru fan club |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 05:05 PM
Lets create a hahooguru fan club and show him our utmost respect, and may be he will return to hahoo in sajha.com
1. Hahoofan
2.
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| gadeulaa |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 06:28 PM
maybe he's dead...that pic posted before does look like "shraddhanjali to hahooguru" with those leavesover his shoulders.
hamro naya hahoo yani rumor....hahooguru is dead.
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 07:20 PM
2. Biswo
3.
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 07:30 PM
3. Nepe
4.
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| hmmm.... |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 07:40 PM
4. hmmm....
5.
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 07:44 PM
Well, I am on record in this forum for declaring last year that I have been a fan of Hahooguru (formerly known as GP-ji) since 1994 AD. If this Fan Club goes on to take an institutional form, I wish to stake a claim, with no hesitation and no modesty, that as the longest serving fan of GP-ji in cyberspace, I deserve the "sarbamanya neta ko kursi" of the Hahooguru Fan Club (HFC)!
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 09:13 PM
And I can dig out from some of the recent threads of Kurakani HahooGuru’s own testimonial that he likes me. May I, therefore, claim to qualify for Sachib of the HahooGuru Fan Club ?
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| NK |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 09:21 PM
Really, this is no joke. Where the heck is he? Who gave you the permission for this sabbatical, Hahooguruji? Did you ever wonder what would happen to your chela and fans if you disappear like this? What did they deserve to be treated like this? ????????????
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| Wonderer |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 09:31 PM
This is my "LAL MOHAR" for "GURU Farkau Abhiyan"
NARA:
Hamro Guru, hamro sajha.com,........Pran bhanda Pyaro chha!!
Guru ji ki.............Jaya
6) Wonderer
7)
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| eager |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 10:07 PM
I know Hahooguru will listen to me. I remember, he sticked with "hahooguru" label when i offered my comment re his celebrity name, that too when he'd already changed to XP or something.
Lau Hahoo guru chhito aunus to shed some hahhoolight on us. Enough hiberanation!
May I claim to be the advisor to HFC since i've had an honor of being listened to by Hahooguru?
7. Eager (Advisor, HFC)
8.
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 10:50 PM
And I nearly forgot, since Hahooguru is also on record for saying that I was the one who prompted him to change his name from GP to Hahooguru, I claim being the sole inspiration for GP-ji's new avatar. The trademark name owes its origin to GP-ji himself, but whenever the invention of the name is mentioned, I would like myself to be credited for triggering that invention! You know, if that apple hadn't fallen on Isaac Newton's head, we'd still be wondering what this gravity nonsense is all about.
Ke garne, Capitalist jamana, WTO ko sashan, aafno "haisiyet" secure gariyena bhane ta extinct bhaiyela bhanne dar! La hai, HFC ko sarbamanya neta ta mai ho!
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| neutral |
Posted
on 17-Mar-02 11:49 PM
A lokgeet- hahooguru ko sammam ma.......(laya PAAN KO PAAT)
Hahooguru kahan ko moja ma?
Sabai Fan guru kai kohoj ma...
Paan ko pat, GURU ji lai samjhanchhaun din ko rat
Sajha com jhala..la...
Dushta jan lai yo kura bhannu chha
Guru bina sajha com sunya chha....
Paan ko pat, GURU ji lai samjhanchhaun din ko rat
Sajha com jhala..la...
Aba hamro guru ji aune chha
Sajha com ma lahar lyaune chha...
Paan ko pat, GURU ji lai samjhanchhaun din ko rat
Sajha com jhala..la...
A dedicated fan of HahooGuru (all versions)
-Neutral
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| Puru Subedi |
Posted
on 19-Mar-02 12:22 AM
I have been reading GPji postings since '94 also I believe. I specially missed his detailed postings on Paschim part of Nepal (Pokhara etc)....
Count me as fan #8.
8. Puru
9.
-PS
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 23-Mar-02 10:30 PM
Fiiiiiiinally !! Finally, our beloved HahooGuru is back !!!!
Let’s spread a red carpet to welcome him at Sajha. Since Paschim (ad hoc president of HahooGuru Fan Club ?) might be busy welcoming Dilli Bhurtel who is also (coincidentally ?) returning from Vietnam, may I, on behalf of all members of the club, extend our heartily welcome to Guruji and at the same time request him to grace the club with Guruji’s amulya dui shabda ?
Guruji, here is the microphone..
Nepe
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 23-Mar-02 11:17 PM
Yes, Nepe, just sent off Bhurtel to Khaireni, where Sanu is waiting for him. He will get there in about 4 hours if there's no landslide in Krishna Bhir near Kurintaar, and the driver doesn't take a break, longer than usual, in Malekhu. But thanks for welcoming GP-ji.
So, I did become the self-declared "President " of HFC, did I?! Well, I was more looking for a Ganeshman-ji like position of "sarbamanya neta"...I'd actually be obliged if Nepe became the Acting President for now. When we get around to doing a Virtual Mahasammelan, we will elect you formally. Well, if there are no challengers to he post, I mean. But I declare to propose you as a candidate. Perhaps Biswo will second the motion!
I think we should have a five-member executive committee (incl. Pres, Treasurer, and Gen. Sec.) I should be allowed to sit in as the non-voting member, and of course GP-ji would be the first Honorary and Distinguised Member of the HFC.
Shall we get started on the Mission Statement and a one-page constitution of the HFC with broad bylaws that govern the club?
What do you think? I always come to Sajha for fun (my work is dry and boring enough to occupy me with the serious stuff). But today I'm dead serious!!
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 24-Mar-02 12:19 AM
Paschim, I too wish Bhurtel a safe journey back home. He looks refueled, reinvigorated and rejuvinated with interesting ideas. Must be Kautilya’s influence. I must tell you, that guy looks very promising. Now I am starting feel a care about Bhurtel. I wish him a safe and comfortable journey, although it is useless to hope the later. A friend of mine who just returned from a two and a half months vacation in Nepal tells me stories which I had to listen with utter sadness and disbelief. I might share those stories somewhere sometime.
Regarding HFC, I have my sincere support for your presidency. I will be honored to work under your leadership. Vice-president/secretary or any post is fine for me. Your proposal of a five-member executive committee is excellent. However, it can wait. I think we can get started with (a working draft of?) the Mission Statement, Statute and bylaws. I can not think of anybody more suited to do the job than you. Mr. President, let’s roll.
I would like to request all other member of HFC to report here immediately.
Nepe
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| I don't call They Call Me |
Posted
on 24-Mar-02 12:37 AM
In the Name of Hahoo Guru!
I present this picture of Machapuchre and his homeland.
Source: Nepalnews.com
http://www.nepalnews.com.np/today/frontpic/2002/mar/mar24b.jpg
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| I don't call They Call Me |
Posted
on 24-Mar-02 12:49 AM
Ok here it is:
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 24-Mar-02 12:53 AM
Thanks for your confidence, Nepe, but I really have to opt out of this important responsibility for the time being of doing justice to GP-ji and his innumerable fans because of "health reasons" and "karya byestata" - the usual nepali excuses - dishonest but irrefutable :)
And re. your stories on current gloom in Nepal, while I've been sloppy in the use of my tenses (deliberately, to avoid making the series and commentaries on it too complicated), pls. note that Bhurtel is living in the year 2061 BS, Kartik mahina, almost 3 years from now. Let's hope that there IS light at the end of the tunnel. One has to be optimistic. We just have no choice.
On HFC, members who have openly requested allegiance to the club, pls. air your thoughts - initiator of the Thread, Biswo, hmmm..., NK, wonderer, eager, neutral, Puru...where art thou? And going by neutral's lyrical talents, s/he must be mandated with a new task of drafting an HFC anthem!
I suggest that new members should be welcomed, but GP-ji, the namesake of this Club, must be given the veto to refuse membership to anyone. I don't know if GP-ji is still upset at me, and that I'd be the first one to be rejected :)
Ok, gotta run, enough of Hahoo for today.
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| Wonderer |
Posted
on 24-Mar-02 01:13 PM
Guru Ko Mitho Aagaman Ma........
Hamro Guru Ji Pheri Aaunu Bho
Sajha.com Ma Pheri Hariyali Chhaune Bho
Pan Ko Pat, Guru Timi Lai Samjhe (past tense) Din Ko Rat,
Phewa Tal Salala.........
Machha Puchhre Kastari Haseko
Guru Ji Sanga Kin Asto Maya Baseko
Pan Ko Pat, Guru Timi Lai Samjhe Din Ko Rat
Phewa Tal Salala...........
Aba Pheri Testo Nisthuri Nabhaedeo Guru Dev
Hoina Bhane Hami Pachhi Lagi Aune Chhau Tokyo Sahar Ma
Pat Ko Pat, Guru Timi Lai Samjhe Din Ko Rat
Phewa Tal Salala.............
.........
.........
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 24-Mar-02 05:42 PM
Dear All My Great Fans,
Sarba Pratham, aaja karyakrma sanchalak tatha Adhajchhya Mahodaya,
Nepe ji, thank you very much for inviting me to speak
a few words via this Microphone. Namaste to all my great fans!
What can be more pleasant than this. I am delighted to
find that I also have fans, and as Ashu says I have such
fans will recognize me if walked in front of them in newroad
or in newspaper stand in Nepal. Internet is great in fact.
Paschim jee, my grudge against you is already over and
there is no scar left in my heart against you. Well, not only
I find here my fans, but, I could not leave this site because
I have become my self also FAN of all most all the regular
writers like Paschim, Nepe, Biswo, NK, ................to Ashu.
Well, its getting very much interesting to see HFC dedicated to
me. Its a very first fan club ever dedicated to me. What can
be gratifying more than this. I gracefully accept the offer.
Well, Paschim is very right that if the Apple did not fall over
Newton's head, there could be no internet in our generation,
and would not there be Paschim putting me in his nice lekh,
The "Hahoo!Guru" would not have appeared, and HFC would
not be an idea poped out of my fan's mind. I wish I will continue
to read all the good postings, and sometime when I get time
I will surely read the bad ones too. I mean if there was no
"bad" word, there could be no "GOOD" word too. So, let GOOD
lead the bad, and let us not allow BAD to rule good, that
should our MOTTO in this Sajha.com, especially, my expectation
with my great FANS. As long as Good rules bad, world will be
wonderful, optimistic, positive, exciting, moving, innovating
and prosporus, and same to HFC and Sajha.com. Well, let me
stop here. I wish I will come here periodically, and can chat with
my great fans.
Thank you from bottom of my heart.
------------------------------
Speech given by Hahoo!Guru at Virtual HFC
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 24-Mar-02 05:46 PM
errata:
"...as Ashu says I have such
fans will recognize me if walked in front of them in newroad
or in newspaper stand in Nepal... "
should be read as :
"...as Ashu says 'Hahoo!Guru has such
fans who will not recognize him if walked in front of them in newroad
or in a newspaper stand in Nepal... " .
---
Sorry for the inconvenience. Bolda thik thiyo tara khesra ma
galti bha ko niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. --HG
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 25-Mar-02 12:26 AM
Thank you, GuruDev. I am honored to host your long awaited appearance in YOUR club for the first time. We are honored to listen to your acceptance speech. That was great, for the greatest things aren’t hard to understand.
We all were waiting disparately for your come back. I want to tell you that we knew you will not abandon us, we knew you will not abandon Sajha. Our songs dedicated to you, our passionate pledge for your return should speak for our loyalty to and our faith in you. GuruDev, you belong here. You are Sajha’s jewelry, it’s savor, it’s aroma, it’s melody and perhaps very importantly a shield against those creeps who wants to abuse and pollute Sajha.
I guess your speech has not only assured us of your affection, but also has given an important statement that I would like to propose as a slogan of HFC. That is: GOOD RULES.
I thank you, GuruDev, for giving such a bahumoolya mahabani. And I would like to invite all the members of HFC to share their thoughts and when it is done I request our president Paschim to conclude this Samaroha.
Thank you.
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| ashu |
Posted
on 25-Mar-02 12:59 AM
Paschim and Nepe-ji,
Now that Hahoo-guru's speech is over, could you please request all the assembled sajha dot comers to kindly proceed this way to have some "jal-paan"?
Refreshments include:
New Road ko Tip Top Tailors najik ko tat-tato samosas,
Patan ko Krishna Mandir najik ko bur.fee
Bhaktapur ko dahee
And pieces of Ason ko laakha mari
All served up in leafy, environmatlly-friendly taparis that have been especially brought in from Nawal Parasi.
Don't forget: Buckets of Tokla and/or Soktim chiya to wash all of that down.
oohi
refreshment manager for Hahoo Fan Club
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| Neutral |
Posted
on 25-Mar-02 01:36 AM
Preamble "shloka" of HFC bidhan
(Sahrdulabikridita Chhanda)
(Guru ko agaman ko khushi ma)
Sajhako rathama prasanna manale Hahuguru guddathe /
"Bhaktajan" haruko guliyo bolima bayu sari uddathe //
Irshyale bhariera dushta jana le durbachya bolda bhae /
Bhakti bhariera "bhaktajana"le HFC kholda bhae //1//
dedicated Bhakta
Neutral
--------------------------
PS: Read the same sloka in Kantipur font:
;femfsf] /ydf k|;Gg dgn] xfx'u'? u'8by] .
"eSthgx?sf" u'lnof] jf]nLdf jfo' ;/L p8by] ..
Oiof{n} el/P/ b'i6hgn] b'jf{Ro jf}Nbf eP .
elSt efjn]el/P/ eSthgn] HFC vf]Nbf eP ..!..
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 25-Mar-02 03:47 AM
Wonderful...today is the happiest day I've had in the month of March, with Hahooguru saying categorically that I have been cleansed of all my sins, and that he has no grudge against me. You know, for the past 3 months, I have been feeling like this innocent kanchha bhai in a huge family just slapped, scolded, and shunned by the family's sab bhanda thulo dai after hearing untrue rumors from naughty neighbors that kanchha bhai has been showing dis-respect to thul-dai. The fact was kanchha bhai actually respected and liked thul-dai so much that all he had been doing was praying for thul-dai's long and healthy life by singing bhajans and what not. But he was so fond of thul-dai that he couldn't dare challenge the false allegation. He instead kept quiet and prayed that his dear thul-dai would one day find out the truth about his kanchha's utmost respect and exclusive fondness for him. Kanchha was waiting for that day, and ladies and gentlemen, that day has finally arrived!! I knew he would welcome me back to the house as warmly as Gaunthali wrote in Episode 6, "Come embrace me, Dilli Bhurtel, Come."
Well what more can I say to thul-dai? Kanchha is thrilled!
Ok, now on to business. Without thul-dai's blessings, I was hesitating to take up the Nepe-imposed presidency of HFC. But what the heck, now I think I want to become the President at any cost, Nepali-Congress style...forget the democracy nonsense...if GP-ji puts tika on my forehead, I become the Prez...and everyone else will clap...But I request Nepe to become the Karya-bahak Prez. for the next month, so that I can sort out my love life only after which I serve HFC undistracted...and neutral's preamble looks good too. Like our constitution, I think we should make the 1st, 2nd, and the 4th line unchangeable. 3rd line can be amended with 2/3 votes if the 'dustas' improve their behavior.
And great that ashu has taken charge of catering...that samosa-on-tapari idea is delicious. But as the rumored Prez of HFC it is my duty to ask him to restrain from stretching his "absolute freedom from hunger for all at no cost whatsoever" arguments into the dining room...like a good leader, i fear bankruptcy - financial and moral :)
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| Puru Subedi |
Posted
on 25-Mar-02 11:37 AM
Disappointed to see No MOMO on the menu...
HFC refreshment manager, may I suggest 'DC ko MOMO' be included on the menu if it is not too late.
For more information about 'DC ko MOMO' and type of MOMO to include visit following thread:
http://www.gbnc.org/sajha/html/OpenThread.cfm?forum=2&ThreadID=3535
I am not sure about their rate for catering MOMO to cyberspace...
Mr. President/Acting President, could you shed some light on HFC budget...curious to know as a HFC general member.
-PS
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 25-Mar-02 07:57 PM
Scene 2:
Hahoo!Guru was asked to seat on a chair on the stage
and beside him Sanchalak ta Karyakrama K. Adhchhya
Sri Nepe is seating. And, one person was (seems a guard)
standing behind the Guru).
Excerpts of Kurakani between Nepe and Guru ji (sano sore ma).
HahooGuru: Nepe ji, Aaj ko khane piune byabastha sab
Ashu le milayeko ho ?
Nepe : Ho, Guru ji. Kina ra? Ashu le garya bhayera ma
chahi dhukka chhu.
HG: Puru le bhannya MOMO nai chhaina re ? MOMO kina
chhutya ho? KTM aaj kal hamro GBNC ko Purano President
"HONDA" le chalayeko Momo ekdam ramro pauchha re.
Puru le ta dollar walla momo recommend gardaichhan,
tyo bidesh ko bhanda swadesh kai HONDA ji ko pasal bata
order garya bhe hunthyo ni. Momo chahi miss garnu hunna hai.
Nepe: Ashu sanga confirm garaula. Guru ji lai aaj khub khan
man lage jasto chha ni? Aaaj ek dam bhok lage ko chha ki ke ho?
HG: La Nepe ji lai thaha chhaina, MA ta party bhane, khasia
kasai guest bhanera bolayeko chha bhane ta Lunch khadai
nakhai party ma janchuu. Sachhi kai.
Nepe: Ho ra bhannya. Guru ji yasto kura yaha fan le thaha payema
ta ramro hunna ni. Hami fan ko beijjat nai bho ni hoina ra kasto
lovi guru rahichha LUNCH pani nakhai kan PETI kasera aune bhanera.
(.... some one in dias concludes his talk, and Nepe has to return to
take microphone and invite another FAN to speak a few word.).
...
Next scene arko choti.
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| ashu |
Posted
on 25-Mar-02 11:12 PM
All right, here's a REVISED menu:
Vegetarian option:
New Road ko Tip Top Tailors najik ko tat-tato samosas
Bhatmaas ko baaraa (woh) from Lazimpat ko Lajana (Newari)) Restaurant
Patan ko Krishna Mandir najik ko halu.wai pasal ko bur.fee
Bhaktapur ko ju-ju dhau
Panauti ko chiura
And pieces of Teku ko laakha mari
Plus, juicy, fleshy slices of peaches and pears, brought in from
Farping.
Non-vegetarian option:
Steamy, spicy momos from Momo King, with plenty of so-called 'Mahendra sauce'.
Sekuwas from Bajey ko sekuwa ghar, on the way to the Tribhuwan Airport.
Haans ko choyela all the way from Palpa.
Dishes of taas from Nayanghat.
All served up in leafy, environmatlly-friendly taparis that have been especially brought in from Nawal Parasi.
Don't forget: Buckets of Tokla, Soktim or Muna chiya to wash all of that down.
For drinkers: Beer is available, as is sajha cocktail
NOw, (sajha cocktail ko recipe:)
1/2 oz Jawalakhel vodka
1/2 oz Helambu ko Chang
1 oz Bhogatay juice
1/2 oz Tokha ko molten chaku
Plus: ice
Combine all ingredients with ice in cocktail shaker. Shake until well chilled. Strain into chilled martini glass rimmed with biray noon. Garnish with orange half wheel.
Eat, drink and be merry to celebrate Hahoo Guru's return to sajha.com :-)
oohi
promoted myself to: food and beverage manager
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 12:28 PM
Thank you Ashu for your excellent choices and spotless management of Jalpaan. Harvard management rocks.
Trring Trring ! Ladies and gentlemen, while you are enjoying these indigenous, exotic, savory and excellent food and drinks celebrating HahooGuru's return to Sajha from a brief guptabaas in Japan, I would like to introduce to you a renowned Hahooiku-kabi from Japan who also visits Sajha regularly and has developed a Hahoo addiction like all of us. He is with us right now. Kabiji, this way, Thank you, Do jo. Please give a big hand to Hahooiku-kabi, Mr. Penezuki (clap clap clap). Thank you. Now I would like like to request Mr. Penezuki to honor us with the recital of his latest Hahooiku-haru. (Hands over mike)
Penezuki:
Konnichiwa, Oai-deki-te ureshii-desu. Ogenki desu-ka. I am vely happy to be hia. I thank Mr. Nepezuki, oh solly justa Nepe, fo this oppatunaty. I ama goin to lead out some Hahooiku I compozda abou Yech-yef-Si membura. These ara mostaly in Nepali lyanguiz. Hear they go.
Jo chor
UssaiKo thulo swor
Haresh khaye, Baltimore
Orkyo farkyo yeutai mantra
Ganatantra Ganatantra
Chup laag aba ta Nepe, Natra…
Paschim Boka, PremKa bhoka
Alakh bom, dhoka dhoka
DokaMa dudh duhera bhanchhan- Dhoka dhoka dhoka
Padhchhin Geeta, Lekhchhin Kabita
Gahra gahra tita tita
Manchhe mitha, Naam chaahi Namit(h)a
Bajan chha aakaar chhaina
Tap tap Top top, Ke ho ?
Aansu pani ho, Ashu pani ho.
Moti hoinan, moti janmaune sipi hun
Kahile kaahi lide dhipi hun
Kintu, Sabaika pyara HahooGP hun
He is a W-man of Sajha
warden, whip, weeder, watch-dog, wheel, wizard,
worker bee, witticism, walkathon, world- Biswo
******
(waiting for audience' reaction........)
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| JhismiseBihani |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 12:45 PM
tottemo oisi des!
tottemo oisi des!!
(i think that's how they say "dherai mitho" in Japanese).
(blows out a "mini-bus conducter style" sitti.
sui..sui..suitta....
JB
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| Suna |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 12:55 PM
NEPE
You get a standing ovation from me (if it counts :))
for the others, I am still hiding from the bombardment of advices and attacks I received. I had to come out of hiding for this one, couldn't resist!!
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| Da Ge |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 01:24 PM
Sahabhagi ko haisiyatle, tali....
karyakram dherai ramro thiyo, sanchalakharulai badhai ra dhanyabad.
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| arnico |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 02:29 PM
Gurujyu aunu bhayo bhanera sune pachhi dagurdai, pasina bagaundai aipugen. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... jalpan ta sakkisakechha... :(
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| NK |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 04:17 PM
Nepe,
Somewhere in some other thread you were wondering if you could be my "chela." That was the humblest act I had seen in this board in a long time. I am sure you did not meant it, or did you? (I am hoping you meant it.... cannot shake off this ego thing... Id is on vacation somewhere in Bahama...)
And Gurudev, welcome. I am confident that with a president like Paschim, VP(?) like Nepe, hard woking, Harvard-Graduate (P) R. Manager like Ashu, and die hard supporters from puru to suna to Biswo to hmmm to wonderer to eager to neutral to Da Ge to Arnico this Club will be like 'Dhurba Tara' that will keep on shining and guiding.
(NK muttering to herself):
[Damn! Why did I come so late? I am sure the audience would have listened in a rapt attention to my 'mahabani.']
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 05:37 PM
Scene 4 (scene 3 was whatever happened in between 2 and 4)
Hahoo!Guru ji ka fan haru Nepali time ma dhilai bhaye pani dakurdai
aipugchan. Kosaile ta nimto napayeko gunaso garchan ta kasaile
kaam lai bichai ma chhodera pani afno guru ji lai bhetau bhani ...
auchhan. Swasthani ko kitab ma jastai ... ko basne seat napayera
aro pachidi bata ufri ufri karykram ma interest dekhai raheka hunchan.
Hahoo!Guru ji chahi manch ma nai hunuhuncha. Nepe ji pani side ko
chair basdai hunuhunchha. Wokta haru kram anusar aa-fno kura
rakhdai hunuhuncha......
HG: Nepe ji, ke ho HFC ma yasto bhid lagla jasto ta lageko thiyena
ni malai ta. Mera fan yati dherai holan bhani socheko pani thiiina ni
ta maile.
Nepe: Ho, guru ji hamile pani yati dherai nai hola jasto ta lageko thiyena,
natra ta Virtual Birendra Int'l Sava Grihya Linu Hunthyo ni kaha yo
sano kakchhya ma ayojana garinthyo ra. San le bataye anusar ta
600 jana jati unique user le dainik surf garchan jasto lagthyo. Je hosa
HFC ko karya kram chahi ramailai bhako chha, hoina guru ji.
HG: Ma ta ekdam MANJOKU.
(ek chhin Guruji stop ...)
sorry sorry, Nepe ji, maile ta MANJOKU bhana pugechu, yo ta Japanese
sabda parecha. Aajkal ta mero lekhai bolai ma Pizza yane khichadi
jastai sab bhsaha mix bhayera barbad chha. Mera birodhi le ma lai
Nepali ramro sanga pani bolna lekhna jandaina bhancha. ..
Nepe: Maile bujhi hale ni. MANJOKU bhaneko FULLY SATISFIED bhanne
artha ho hai. Ma lai pani ali ali Japanese ta auchha ni. Ani, Guruji
le sab bhasah mix garera bolnu nai Guruji ka fan badhnu ek SECRET
tathya ho ni. Ahile jamana kosale bolya kura TRUE bhanne ho ra.
Singaporean le bole ko Engilish lai SINGLISH, bhanchan ta, Indian
le bolda "RA" kastari pronounce garera "Rrrra" jasto sunincha.
Tyasma chinta garnu pardaina.
HG: Sachhikai Nepe ji tapaile aghi Japanese sabda pani pryog gari
dui char line bolnu bhako thiyo. Kaha bata siknu bho Japanese,
Japan nai nagai kana. Malai ta Japan jana aghi tyo hindi cinema ko
geet ko SAYONARA bahek aru kehi pani aunna thiyo. Tapai ta
kharara... chha ba. Tapai ta jema pani perfect ni, kina ho. Je
hosa ma tapako pani fan ho, tapai ek Nepali Bidwan ho. Des
farki janata ko sewa garnu parcha hai.
(suddenly .. Nepe has to return to Dias and invite someone in row
for some speech ...)
To be cotinued ...
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| eager |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 05:40 PM
Dear Exec board and Guruji,
It is a matter of great disappointment that such a grandeur event-the celebration of Hahooguru return took place in absence of "the advisor, HFC". Now I feel like an orphaned little kid. And Guruji, who has history of listening to me did not remind the exec committee to wait for my gracious presence either.
Nonetheless, the advisor is thrilled that Guruji is back to delight us with his presence and majical words. From what i hear (although i missed the supreme nepali cuisine) the celebration was a great success.
Lastly, i would like to thank the exec board for doing such a good job despite its infancy stage of development.
The Proud Advisor, HFC
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 06:09 PM
Scene 6
Hahoo!Guru is on his own chair. dhal mal nagari kana basi rahanu bhako chha.
Suddenly, Ashu comes nearby him and start talking with Guruji .
Excerpts of their talk.
Ashu: Namaste! Guruji. Ma ta Ashu.
HG: Namaste! Ashu ji. Oh-ho, tapai lai pahile choti bhete ko personally.
New road ma ya news stand ma bhete ko bhe ta maile nachinne
rahichhu. Maile euta photo pathai dinus na tyo sajha.com sab ko
reference ko lagi Ashu kasto hunuhuncha bhani thaha pauna.
Ka ta kata tapai photo ta dekhya ho maile. Ho hai!
Ashu: Guru ji lai chinna garo bhe pani ma ta chini halthe ni. Ma to boli
halchu ni. Mero interest nai Public relation ho, Biz. ma public relation
dherai valuable chha. Ma tysto laaz lagera abuhar lukayera kosai le
chinchan ki bhani hidne manche kaha ho ra. Hernus na yo sajha.com
dui char jana matrai chhan ni ma jasta real name bata Post garne haru.
Aru ta lukera auchhan, anuhar chhopera aauchan. Accountability bhane
ko siknu parne bhako chha hami nepali lai.
....
La, Mero photo dekhi halnu bhe chha, ma photo ma ra ya ha ustai
chhaina ta.
HG: Tapai ko double life chhaina, yo chahi pakka. Baru ma lai nai
mera critics le double life bhako bhanchan. Je hos, aba regularly
bhetnu parcha hai.
Ashu : Has guru ji.
....
Guru ji le tyo FUJI ko Digital camera ko bachan dinu bhako thiyo hamro
SPY project ko lagi. Khai ta?
HG: Laaaa, dhannai birsheko.
(khali bata camera nikali Ashu haat ma rakhadai).
La yo linus. Private purpose lagi use garna nadinus hai. tapai le
ta use garnu hunna, tara Hami nepali ko private ra public bhanne
difference thaha nabhayera barbad chha. Hernus na Govt. officer
jati sab Motor cycle, dekhi Pradhan Manti jyu samma sabka srimati
le use garera Sriman jasle use garnu parne u chahi Hidera Office
ra kaam jane garchan. Kasto naramro trend basyo hai.
....
AAn, yasma ek joda matra battery chha hai. Yas camera le ali
battery khancha. Spare battery rakhi rakhnu parla ni, jhan chahine
scene khichne belama Battery khattam hola hai.
Ashu: Has, I got it. Tyasto misuse maile jane bujhe samma hune chhoina.
Ani, aaj kal ta camera battery, especially, digital camera ko battery
ta REchargable hunchan ni hoina ra. Kina ta ni yas ma yasto use
and throw type.
HG: Hoina hoina, yo jun Battery set yasma chha yo recharge garna
milcha. Baru adoptor pani lie rakhnus. Ke bhane ni nepal ma jata
jada pani Japan ra America jasto Bijuli ta chhaina ni, recharge gari
halna, tyasaile, yas camera ma recharge garna namile ne sasto
batter pani spare ko rupa use garna milcha.
Ashu: I got it.
HG: Ashu ji, baru hamro karyakram ma palnu bha ka mahanu bhav haru
photo linu laganus na kosailai. At least sabko kahina na kahi dekha paros
hai tyo photo haruma.
Ashu: OK.
.....
(Ashu leaves the scene to find someone to take the responsibility on
photgraphy ... )
....
To be continued the talk b etween Ashu and HG, after Ashu returns
handing over the Camera to a fan who knew photgraphy a little bit.
)
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| Pascheem |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 08:05 PM
Aamamamammm.........Yehan ta President ko absence mai yetro Jaatraa bhai sakechha....I knew my deputy Nepe would run the show perfectly. Uhan GP-ji ko pani, mero pani trusted lieutenant ho. Sano ma communist thul-dai haru ko ali badhi nakaratmak pravab parya ho ki, college padhda kunai Shah gharana ki thiti le reject garya huna le ho, aaja nai Raja falnu parchha bhanera ali badhi ufrinchhan, natra manchhe ekdam besh. I have full faith in our Acting President.
As I mentioned, for the next month, I will have to take a leave of absence from HFC. As my Deputy hinted, priority arkai chha kya...dudh dine gai ko khoji ma chhu. Gai ko prapti pachhi tu farki halchhu hai...tyetinjel samma, GP-ji ko patronage, Nepe ko manoranjan, ra Ashu ko bhojan ma HFC sadasya haru sakusal rahanu hola bhanne asha gardai, Sayonara!
Paschim
Swayam-ghosit President, HFC.
Currently on secondment (kaaj) to FOSLA (Frustrated One Sided Lovers' Association).
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| Parakhi |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 11:05 PM
Paschimji,
Magera, Kinera dudh khana painnjel samma gai palne jhanjhat kina garna khojnu bha'ho?
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 11:21 PM
Gurujiko punaraagaman ko khushiyaali maa sahabhaagi huna chaahadaa chaahadai
pani yo midterm bhanne chij le diyena.(For those who have already graduated and
thus already forgotten about midterm: midterm is a test in US universities designed
to find out who should drop out from the course with W in transcript!) Sabaiko
samaweta swar ko jayagaana ra harsha badhaai le taanera bhane lyaichhodyo
yahaasamma. And did some one mentioned "Taas" from Narayanghat?
And hey, Nepeji, tyo great kabitaa maa mero anaabashyak prashamshaa (ma laai
sajha.com ko wheel re?) bhayo. Je gare pani ma ahile 'ganatantra' ko movement
ko support garne waalaa chhaina hai:-)
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 11:28 PM
Paschim was probably talking about JAGIR, and
our "Parakhi " is a typical Nepali who want to enjoy his
fathers property rather than finding a job, or else want to
have Jholi-Tumba, go around asking "BHIK" . . . . .
Dear Parakhi, thaha chhaina timilai, tyo magne ko
jhola ma ta masina ko chamal, makai, pokhareli chamal,
basmati, ... thari thari ka chamal misiyeko huncha ..
tara suddha bhane ko ke thaha nai hunna tyo magante
lai. Suddha dudh khana ki Afnai gothama dudh duhune laino
gai chahincha, haina bhane ki arko janma ma matra.
Alchi tigra mitha jibra chha ni Parakhi ko ta. Parakhi ta
Paschim ho, timi ta mask matra paraki parechou hera babu.
Je hosa Nepali hou ekdam OK chha timro lagi magi khana.
Aba aru daya baya nahera jou timi pani kehi gara.
LP Devkota le bhanya jasto "udesya ke linu udi chunu chandra..."
kam se kam chandrama chhun nasake pani suddha dudh khane
pani euta thulo sapana ho hami nepali ko.
LLCC-MM-MG Parakhi babu. (bichako MM = Magi Magi ).
Paschim ji , Gambatte ne!
!iHoo
HG
LLCCMG: La La Chha Chha Moj Gara
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| Parakhi |
Posted
on 26-Mar-02 11:51 PM
Eee! Guru pani,
Katako taththa ramailo ko ukhan lyaeko.. gurule kuro arkai tira modera... Teti bighna ramro bhanai lai.. pani... Guru.ji.
Maile Paschim lai arkai arthale jiskayeko kya...
Natra ta malai pani thaha chha ni guru:
Mantrartha jaya gorakhai mathura bedokta abrahaman
Lekhenan aghika mahapurushale magera khana kana..
Magi khanu ra marnu ma pharak ke marnai niko ho baru
Magi khana sikaune pani kathai hunchhan jagat ma guru
?
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 12:04 AM
Khai baa...HFC ko President nai illiterate bhayeko mahasus bho. Parakhi ko sahitya, GP-ji ko Japani tukka, ke ho ke ho.
La, ma sabaile bujhne bhasa ma bhandinchhu.
Jaagir khojna hoina, Gurudev. Khojya swasni nai ho. Palna sakne khubi pani chha, jati maana dudh dine gai bhaye pani. Long-term lease pani chalchha, tara maagne kaam nagaraun. Baru chornu, gai kinne ra maagne kaam nagarnu bhannu bha chha mero hajur-bua le.
Lauja, bhandiyen :)
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| Parakhi |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 12:23 AM
LLCC Parakhiji..
Bihe ko Shuvakamana..
Mero mansaya pani tapainle dudh khana matrai khojya ho ki sanchhai gai nai palne shaukh ho bhanera thaha lagauna khojya thiye.. Hajur bako arti bistur khera jandaina. Maile kinne ra magne bhaneko ta jatabata bhaye pani dudh samma khane bhanne lai matrai ho. Je jasto bhaye pani ma gharkai gai duhera dudh khanchu baru ghans pani katchhu, gobar pani soharchhu bhanera tayar bhai sake pachi mero ukhan lagu hundaina. Afno gotha ma gai, bachha bacchi.... aha.. tyo bhanda swarga kahan paunu?
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 12:28 AM
Dear friends, your enthusiastic attendance and words of appreciation have encouraged me to keep this Samaroha sanchalit on for some time. I am grateful to Sammananiya Gurudev and Aadaraniya Adhyakchhyajyu for bestowing trust upon me. I am equally grateful to JB, Suna, DG, NK and others for their precious support.
Suna, you must come out. Your come back will symbolize the victory of HFC motto, which is- The Good Rules ( Dibya Upadesh from HahooGuruDev). NK, yes, I really meant what I said. Biswo is my similar choice (I am ready to trade off Ganatantra, Biswo. GuruDev, thank you for such a lively conversation. Credit for my Japanese should go to a Japanese volenteer, Kazunori Iwata, of JAICA (we worked together in a school in Nuwakot some 17 years ago !). But the truth is I have forgotten everything I had learnt. I collected those Japanese phrases from somewhere just for your amusement. Anyway, thank you for mistaking me for ek Nepali Bidwan . Means a lot to me.
Paschim, my aadaraniya adhakchhya jyu, what can be a better reward for me than to have your affirmation as 'a trusted lieutenant'. Let me give you my word that I will never betray your and GuruDev's trust. I will give my best to HFC in your absence. You have my best wishes in your personal mission. Let me reveal one of my secret that when it comes to a 'MutoKo mamala', I happened to harbor a special sensitivity to it. I too carry an old wound, to be precise, a scar. No, it's not from the college, nor was from any Shah/Rana gharana yubati. Before your fertile imagination goes to work, let me reveal myself that she was my High school flame (we were from different villages and used study in different grades). God, I was so much deeply deeply deeply in love with her. I used to think about her 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. My every notebooks, every books used to have her initials written and concealed usually by a picture of flower or something. I used to keep diary, then. Everyday, I used to write down how many times I looked at her that day. On holidays, I used to keep record of how many times I walked up to the Bhanjyang of my village just to look at her house from a distance. When I walked through the goreto that went to her village, I used to think- perhaps she put her feet here and here and here. Just a goreto she walked was a goreto of paradise for me. And she was unaware of all this for some time. One day I approached to her, (God, where did I get that courage from !) to reveal my feelings only to be refused and break my heart completely. I am skipping later part of the story which brought us a little bit closer for a brief period followed by another heart break (this time there was a new boy who used to adore me !). But my feelings did not change much. Now I can identify it as a mix of adolescent infatuation and obsession, resulting from raging hormones. Perhaps NK can interpret it better. But I thought for a very long time that it was my first and last love. By the way, her initials were NK. I wrote that name even on the algae covered underwater stones of the khola of my village at the end of every winter. Anyway, I think now Paschim can understand what I meant by a special sensitivity to MutuKo mamala. Pascim, go out for your quest. Comfort my wounds by telling 'Eureka'. Good Luck !
Just want to add that I was hurt, I was sad, but I did not have anything against her. Many years later, this time in my college, I wrote a gazal, the makta of which was:
Na sodhnu chha gayau kina, na tarkera heryau kina,
Yatti sodhnu chha Ek palta farkera heryau kina ?
Nepe
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| dodhare |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 07:55 AM
Yo sajha.com bata dui hapta chhutti liyeko matra ke thiye ma ta lost nai bhaye ba... Haina, Guruji kahan gayera aaunu bho? Swagat karyakram ta nikai thulo chha... Guruji le world tour nai bhyaunu bho ki Sagarmatha chadnu bho? Sanyas line umer pani bhako chhaina Guruji ko, ani kasto punaraagaman ho? Hami HFC ka irregular sadasya lai pani kehi ta bhanu ganthe ho...
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| NK |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 09:35 PM
NK hasyan phasyang gardai Nepe ka ganchin.
NK: Nepe jiu, wake up. This is NK. our president is away and you seem to be wallowing in your long lost love, but, please wake up. There is a rumor our GuruDev is proposing to dismantle this fan club.
Nepe (jurmuraudi, but still groggy): ke bhancha yesley??? Are you out of your mind? What? When? And, NK? What NK? Where did you come from? Aren't you the one who broke my heart many many summers ago.
NK (exasperated): No, NO! This is a different NK. Your sajha buddy. Your fellow member of the Hahoofan Club. I did enjoy reading your confession though... never mind, please do something before our GuruDev goes too far with his magnanimity.
.......
to be contd.
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| Eager |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 10:31 PM
As an advisor to the HFC, I propose to strongly object the establishment of PFC and continue to prosper with the HFC. Acting Prez where art thou? We need to hold an emergency meeting ASAP to save our HFC. As much as i respect the GURUji, i have to disagree with him this time in dissolving the HFC. How can we let go all the hard work that sakriya karakartas and amazing exec board have put in place? What happens to all the fans that came together just to celebrate the HFC?
Mr. "Prem Rogi" President and or Acting Prez we need to do something!!!
Hurry up!!!
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 10:49 PM
(somewhere else Ashu and HG had sano sore ko talk)
Ashu: Let all ideas come, good or bad. Let peopels have 15minute
fame, and those who can not survive long will go.
HG: Ashu ji, aroo FAN CLUB haru aun sakne barema ke chha ni tapai ko bichar.
Ashu: Let all FAN CLUBS emerge. As long as I get monopoly of
catering food, I don't mind. However, I know very well that
no one can beat my menu.
HG: So, you smell business. You are good in business. You have
good enterprenuership.
Arko kura , la tapai le bhane bamojim FAN club haru mushroom jastai
umrere. Akhir harek FAN club run garne ta public ho ni, Tiniharu le
yatro FAN club run garne arthik bhar kasari bahorchan ta?
La chhodiu aruko chinta, afno HFC ko chinta nai garouna haina ra.
Tapai jasto Biz. ko bidwan najikai bhako belama sallaha linue paryo ke.
Ke bhane ni, how can we make HFC sustainable
from the growing competition, as you can see we are going to
have more and more FAN clubs.
Ashu: hmmmm..........
to be continue. .. . . ..
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| Paschim |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 10:56 PM
Dear Eager, I wish to assure you as your President that I have just issued a categorical statement dissolving PFC with immediate effect (exercising my veto), fully standing by the one and only legitimate fan club on Sajha, the Hahooguru Fan Club (HFC). Your President is with you, Mr. Advisor. Disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who attempts to destabilize the solid institution that GP-ji has become here. Rarely do individuals become institutions, and it is a tremendous privilege for me to serve him and his fans.
Paschim
President, HFC.
---------------
For the benefit of other general members, here's what I issued at another location.
Hatteri, mitra haru. Yesari embarrass gardinu bhayena. Just logged in. As much as it is flattering to be the namesake of a fan club, I adamantly and vehemently oppose the formation of the Paschim Fan Club. Since I proposed earlier at HFC that the namesake, GP-ji, has the veto in his club, I too exercise a similar prerogative to immediately veto the formation of PFC, and dissolve it right now, with immediate effect. Thank you Da Ge et al. for the nice thoughts though. As for my other fans from UKS to Ashu to Puru, your public and private messages encouraging me to write on has really been more than enough. I remain indebted.
I think HFC should be the only legitimate fan club on Sajha, and I wish to make it clear that I remain a loyal servant of GP-ji, as well as the club’s dutiful President.
But on that intensely amusing charge of ‘privatizing’ aliases, I beg to differ. I don’t live in the paschim that you say you live in. I live in Asia, the East. Paschim is a prized alias that reminds me of my own Paschim within Nepal, my Gandaki, where I was born, have spent the best moments of my life, and long to go back to die. Paschim, from where this kingdom of ours grew to its present size, also is a mark of respect to some of our utter Nepaliness - our pride and resilience, and yes, my friend, also the “despair, irony, romanticism” and our collective dreams, that too often the Kathmandu-centric branding of Nepaliness numbs and devalues. So badly do I want to hold on to this dear alias of mine, I just registered the word yesterday here on Sajha, just so that it won’t be abused in my absence under my name.
My truest fans, please continue to encourage me by posting criticisms, thoughts, comments on what I write, muse, and concoct, but this PFC idea is just too uncomfortable a thought. Icons distress me. Just look at the historical detour in the name of communism. After returning from Vietnam, even Dilli Kumar Bhurtel seems to have changed his mind on having his corpse buried at Nasal Chowk, Hanumandhoka, at the “exact spot where Nepali Kings are enthroned”, to quote Gaunthali.
But let’s get back to work. I received a few emails asking if that bit in the latest Gaunthali and Bhurtel saga about King Abdullah of Jordan attending Tulsi Giri’s daughter’s wedding at Dartmouth is a fact or a work of fiction. I assume other people are also curious. So in a few hours when I get some time off from a boring meeting, I will post the three most amusing Nepali stories I have heard in the past three years that are stranger than fiction. You’ve already read one, The Casino (yes, it happened!). Do wait for the other two: “The Wedding” and “The Radio”. As VillageVoice and Nepe have noted quite insightfully the “space-time” ingredient in my Gaunthali-Bhurtel saga, I’ve found these stories quite fascinating myself, and I hope my well-wishers will like them too.
So, again, to return to the flattering provocation, yes, thank you, of course, dear friends, but please save me from this profound embarrassment.
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 11:05 PM
(HG le Ashu sanga ko kura hunda "SO YOU SMELL BIZ." bhane ko
apatti janaudai ek Appeal lekhi tyasto nabhaeko kura prastyanue bhako
chha ...)
Hey Hahoo guru,
It's not so much about "smell[ing] business" as it is about assisting one's friends and objects of adoration to have some finger-licking good food and have a
great time all that . . :-)
Just like what you saw on those powerpoint slides a while ago: Please think of
my "catering service" as a mere extension of that bhogatay party, that
barbecue party and all that good stuff to be shared and enjoyed among
friends. :-)
A very Happy Holi to you all.
This reminds me: Since Paschim is on record for saying: "mailay swasni khojya ho", it behooves us fans to help him out by finding an attractive mate "even for a
long-term lease".
Paschim, how can your fans rise up to his solemn duty of helping you? A list of GENERAL criteria you are looking for in your prospective mate would be of immense help :-)
oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
................
(Ashu le HFC Fan club ma Cater garne sab Virtual Khana jati
sab afno company tarfa bata Sponsor garnu bhako kura pani
thaha huna ayeko chha. HG le afule gareko comment mathi
regret garnu bhako ra so kura Ashu kaha pugi sake ko chha.)
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| eager |
Posted
on 27-Mar-02 11:46 PM
Mr. President and all other concerned authorities:
I hereby wish to correct my prefix--its Ms. Eager not Mr :)
Cyber committee ma naam change gare pani gender ta change nagaraun kyare! Besides, it is my pride to be the woman officer of the exec board of the highly demanding fan club.
The Advisor, HFC
p.s Paschim, thanks for your immediate action to dissolve the PFC instead. I knew you'd be a good HFC President.
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 28-Mar-02 12:25 PM
I am sorry. I got lost in the nostalgia of my adolescence. Thank you NK for trying to wake me up. When you uttered your name, for a moment, my heart stopped to beat, blood got frozen in the vein and arteries, hairs stood on their ends, the eyes saw nothing, only my ears were alive- on them got struck the sound of this, the sweetest and at the same time the most painful name. This sound which is as soothing as the sound of recitingVeda and as deafening as the explosion of an atom bomb at the same time, kept ringing and ringing at the center of my heart, inside my soul … until I returned to my senses to realize that it was not it. Bhagawan, why did you not stretch that moment to make it the rest of my life ?
Anyway, I am back and now I am starting to see the real things around me. Oh my God, so many things have happened in the absence of my senses ! Thank you Paschim, for coming and taking everything under the control. By stopping the formation of PFC and re-establishing the honor and sovereignty of HFC, you have shown nothing but your greatness and wisdom. And MISS Eager, thank you for your efforts and help in rescuing HFC from possibly a bigger crisis. A special thankfulness to the honourable HahooGuruDev for not giving up HFC and not giving up on us. I would also like to thank Puru for his co-operation and Ashu for his consistent catering service as well as for his interest to be of any help to Paschim in his Khoj. It is a matter of great importance to have a great lady behind our great Paschim.
Well, now that the crisis is over, we can take good breath and perhaps take a break too until the next sitting of this samaroha. Thank you all. God bless HFC.
Nepe
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 28-Mar-02 06:42 PM
Scene 8:
(Ashu and HahooGuru are talking very very MAsino sore ma.)
HG: Ashu ji, Aaj ko khana pina sab tapai kai compani le sponsor
gare ko re ho?
Ashu: HFC ko lagi bhanera maile afaile sponsor khoji kan Afno
company ko marfat pani Hamro Special Fund (NGO / NPO
lai sponsor garne fund bata milaye ko chhu.
HG: Ke chha, khana sablai petbhari pugcha hai na ta. Aghi yaha
kasaile khana napayeko gunaso gardai thiyo. Tyo microphone
marfat Nepe ji sahayog ma sab FAN lai jankari garai dinus ki
pramukh wakta haru le bolne karyakram sake pachi khan pin
suru hunechha bhani. Khan pin nagari nafarkanu hola bhani
anurodha garnus hai. Feri khali pet janu paryo bhane kohi kohi
ta yaha khana free ma paincha bhanera pani ayeka hunchan.
Tiniharu po dar lagda hunchan, ti ni haru ta gayera Deshantar
Kantipur, Dristi jasta patrika marfat hamro HFC ko beijjat garlan hai.
Aaajkal ka patrika sab paisa khayera lekchan. Tyo Kantipur ta
paisa khanpaye bhane jasto gun pani gaidincha, jasto birodh
pani lekcha. Sachhikai ho. La hai ta kohi khali pet najaosha hai.
Ashu: Has Guru ji. Tyo mero catering team ra HFC ka officers haruko
sahayog ma Guru ji le chahe jasto hunechhs.
HG: Ashu ji, ma ta lunch nakhai kana chha party jane garchu.
Ashu: Hajoor, malai Nepe ji le aghinai bhani saknu bho. Guruji
lunch khane garnu hunna re beluka ko party ma jane din haruma
bhani. Baru sachikai ho ra, joke garnu bha hola Guru ji le, hai?
HG: Sachikai ho. Maile jhutto kina bolne. Ma ta KPB hoina ni,
sensational banauna jhutto bolne ani, arko choti tyahi
Bijaya Kumar marfat feri maile jhutto boldiyeko sab le
pattye kasto murkha hai ... Ma tyasto KPB jasto hoina ke.
Ma ta dhak dhak. Je hola hola. Satya bole pachi pachu tau
garnu pardaina ke.
Ashu: tyo ta ho.
Hg: Baru chha ni, Kathmandu ma Party bhane pachi ali dar lagcha malai
. Kinaki Guest harule, ma jasta lunch nakhai aune dherai hunchan
hola ni, dherai khalan bhanera MAR Piro ra Noon (salt ke) halera
dui tin chamcha bhanda dherai khanai sakinna ke. Ma ta high
blood pressure, high cholestrol ko manche, tapaile Astinai bhane
jasto mero pet roller coaster hoina ke, mero ta NK ji le bhanya
jasto Temple ho. Ek dam bichar gari gari noon-piro-amilo-gulio
sab controlled gari khan parcha ... Ke chha tyasto khurafati
noon-piro-amilo khane kura ta chhainan hola ni....
(suddenly, some one from catering group comes to ask
something to Ashu, and Ashu leaves the scene .. without answering Guru's
question)
to be continued ....
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