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Jwain Baje Posted on 22-Mar-02 03:57 PM

Reasons I am not a Maobadi:
* I don't want to be ruled by "hill billies";
* Don't want to share a communal kitchen;
* Some Maobadis are more equal than others (Animal Farm);
* Not interested in learning revolutionary songs;
* Hate collective farming;
* Hate the flag - hammer and s..;
* I saw the "Killing Fields" and would like to see "Raktamaya Pahad";
*Don't like the idea of preserving commrade Prachanda's body for the next eighty years;
*Chairman Mao didn't brush his teeth for ions;
*Great Leader's son the Young Leader in North Korea likes porno;
*Maobadis can't guarantee that their grandchildren will continue their ideology;
*Thought Control (Pink Floyd);
*Can't have pudding and can't have the meat either (Pink Floyd);
*Bhattarai became an engineer and also went to JNU on a government scholarship (jerk);
*Want to learn Sanskrit and want to keep praying at Pashupati;
*Still want ten days off during Dashain;
*Don't want to eat beef;
*Dont't want to snitch on my neighbor;
*Like Bishal Bazaar over Chinese outlet Sajha store;
* Still want to play carom board instead of "maja";
*Don't want to eat with chopsticks;
reasons i am a maobadi Posted on 22-Mar-02 04:36 PM

like pornos, hate meat- but what the heck- and who the hell cares, love violence,
farming not my occupation,hate the flag that laughs all the time, ideology have none-cause i dont imitate,pink flyod rocks and are communists,dashain regarded as a festival celebrated by the ignorants,hate the monarchs,i dont live in kathmandu, dont have my dads money to spend,average nepalese citizens are lazy,ranas are still the richest people,garib are jhan jhanai garib,poverty in nepal-just the opposite of the economy,education is expensive-long live the peoples war
Lal Saalam