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| sahila dai |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 04:44 PM
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer
and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about
my liver".
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| dharahara |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 04:55 PM
O sahila dai !
I had thought axactly what u r thinking now and kept on drinking the f.. beers. The situation now is that I don't know their dreams came true or not, but I need a kidney. Can I borrow one from u since u have two in the working condiion.
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| mark |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 06:39 PM
Sahila,
I think just the reverse of what u thought.While drinking i think that there is at least one thing that is absolutely good and the rest is all crap.Not that i am a big boozer and after a hard days work little drink is all what u need.
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| FREEEK |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 09:40 PM
sahila dai,
Looks like you have got some serious problem. This looks kinda like psychological problem, but more like physical problem, less like mental problem. Same thing happened to that kid in "sixth sense" movie, when he said, " i see dead people". Same thing happened to Bob marley... when he wrote " i shot the sheriff but i didn't kill the deputy". he is still confused about what he wrote, and sang even after he was dead. your problem looks serious to me... lets do a test...
TEST: i am going to wave my fingers and you have to tell me how many fingers do you see... okay?
READY??
okay here i go... i am waving my hand.
i am waving
now tell me how many fingers you see???
no no no
its not two..... its one
and its the middle one
and its shown to you.
...hehe... chill out
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| sahila dai |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 09:49 PM
you people don't get humour sometimes , do you? Or should I start writing sardar jokes?... Later
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| Sahila Dai |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 09:51 PM
By the way deep thought from jack handy comes from Saturday night live for those who don't know it.
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| freeek |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 10:18 PM
rather hit me with bunch of your sardar jokes than your humor with x-tra "U".. You don't get the humor either, do you? what shall i hit you with?
Lolater..... (thats no "laught out loud"... later... thats Laugh out later)
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| sahila dai |
Posted
on 21-Apr-02 10:37 PM
Alright freek. I take it back , Bottom half of your post is funny. To compensate , I got a new one for ya all.
Let's learn drinker's alphabet.
A-Alcohol:The key to surviving
B-Beer:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C-Class:What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D-Dancing:A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E-Emergency:The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F-Fuked-Up:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G-Games:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H-Hang-over:Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I-Idiot:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J-Jail:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K-Kissing:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L-Lord:Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M-Money:That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N-Not Again!:What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
P-Pee:What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q-Quilt:What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the
morning-YUCK!
R-Reform:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S-Sex:What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T-Ten:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U-Underage:Most of the drinking population in college town
V-Vodka:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W-Worm:The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X-X-Ray:How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y-Yourself:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z-Zoned:How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking
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