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| dharahara |
Posted
on 24-Apr-02 03:14 PM
Who Understands Men...
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't
think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
FIRST MOVE!!!!
11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW ....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.....
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND
TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
Next: Who understands women! but that's another story and may take more
than a page, or maybe a book!
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| boston_dude |
Posted
on 24-Apr-02 03:46 PM
hey, why do some women think good looking, well dressed men are gay? Ummmm, I heard that's because these women know they can't get these men. (Note, not all women think so. Not the pretty ones anyway!) haha... it's only a joke aight!!
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| Freeek |
Posted
on 24-Apr-02 04:35 PM
Ha ha.. witty and funny.
I thought about it, and i thought that i fall in 10th catagory. Anyone wanna make a first move? Take the initiative.
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| amilo |
Posted
on 27-Apr-02 12:29 AM
If women make the first initiative, see number 10.
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| amilo |
Posted
on 27-Apr-02 12:30 AM
This one is for Freeek.
If women make the first initiative, see number 11.
ps. please discard the previous one.
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