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   Perhaps time to restore some sanity on t 25-Apr-02 Paschim
     so, you're looking, eh? quick question 25-Apr-02 jj
       Ok Paschim, my question is this: Do y 26-Apr-02 hmmm....
         Paschim, This URL http://www.rajiv.com/ 26-Apr-02 diwas k
           jj-ji: No comments, except that like the 26-Apr-02 Paschim
             Paschim dai, I must protest to the fo 26-Apr-02 leviathan.
               On a side note, the posting just reminde 26-Apr-02 leviathan.
                 Paschim, Stuffs like those are freely f 26-Apr-02 diwas k
                   Leviathan, yes, whenever I see Ovid ment 26-Apr-02 Paschim
                     Paschim, Re: Chittha- Aakha chittha 26-Apr-02 diwas k
                       Paschim ji, Beautiful woman is a vagu 26-Apr-02 HahooGuru
                         Paschimji Have followed your regular p 26-Apr-02 Naya Keta
                           Paschimji: It is ironical to read the 26-Apr-02 Biswo
                             i would have to disagree with biswa jis 26-Apr-02 leviathan.
                               Paschim and women. By the tone of his w 26-Apr-02 hmmm....
                                 if i marry a girl, "dui wota kura huncha 26-Apr-02 freeek
                                   Paschimji, Your posting certainly sho 26-Apr-02 Da Ge
                                     hmmmmm........ Da ge.. Just wondering 26-Apr-02 freeek
                                       why is physical beauty so important to g 26-Apr-02 zul
It's totally untrue that pretties women 26-Apr-02 mistry
   zul nothin' lasts forever!! By the wa 26-Apr-02 freeek
     in western world, men's shoe size is a B 26-Apr-02 reminder
       Mero khula-patra. Friends, thanks fo 27-Apr-02 Paschim
         >.But I have failed more than succeeded 27-Apr-02 NK
           Mr Paschim, The advantages far outweigh 27-Apr-02 Bikse
             Hey guys, I really think ya'll need to v 27-Apr-02 Sningles.com
               Seems u have strong vocabulary and sense 27-Apr-02 atimanu
                 paschima, U seem to be pervert. lol hav 27-Apr-02 Bhaira
                   HMMMM it was cool to hear it. 27-Apr-02 555
                     NK.. I am a great fan of you. I admit. M 27-Apr-02 djanonymous
                       Brad Pid and James Din Ha haha that's a 28-Apr-02 Shiek Yerbouti
                         Thanks NK, she really is, isn't she? You 28-Apr-02 Paschim
                           Paschim, In another thread you said ". 28-Apr-02 diwas k
                             Guys, Either you can have a beautiful w 28-Apr-02 bikse
                               djanonymous, of cours you can "contant" 28-Apr-02 NK
                                 Well, to make this message short. I love 28-Apr-02 djanonymous
                                   Sorry! I meant to send my previous messa 28-Apr-02 djanonymous
                                     Now, Diwas, be fair...is Sonali really t 28-Apr-02 Paschim


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Paschim Posted on 25-Apr-02 09:17 PM

Perhaps time to restore some sanity on this board:

Advantages of having a beautiful wife.

a) A beautiful girl is much easier to adjust to than an unattractive one. You will be much more tolerant of her faults during the initial "adjustment" phase of marriage, simply because you will not have the heart to get irritated with someone so lovely. She will be much easier to forgive after a fight.
b) If your wife is homely, your child will probably look like the Swamp Thing, or the Blob. If you love your unborn children, you owe it to them to give them a beautiful mother.
c) A beautiful wife enhances your social stature. People will look at you and think, "How the hell did that guy grab such a gorgeous babe? He must have something that is not visible on the outside!" You will get invited to more parties, especially by men who want to spend the evening drooling at her.
d) And most importantly, sex will be much better if your wife is good-looking. Otherwise, after a couple of years when the pent-up horniness of the past 25+ years has worn off, you probably will not be even able to get it up, unless you resort to ungentlemanly and undignified tactics, like fantasizing about Sridevi when you are in bed.

Disadvantages of having a beautiful wife.

a) If you are one of those for whom innocence, virtue, and chastity are important, beautiful women are not for you. My empirical research shows that, while beauty (or the lack of it) in a woman is in no way indicative of her intelligence, beautiful women are invariably very street-smart. They KNOW that they are good looking, and have got used to people bending over backwards to accommodate them. This dawns on them very early on in life, when they observe that teachers are much nicer to them than to their less-attractive friends, when almost all the men they encounter behave like brainless, testosterone-driven apes in their presence, when they observe that they get things done twice as quickly in a government office. As a teenager in college, a beautiful woman would have had lots of men vying with each other for her friendship and affections. She would have to be more than human not to have enjoyed the attention. She would have played the men one against the other, as women have done since time immemorial. She might have dated, and even had affairs. In the process, she would get to know men all too well, and would realize that they are but putty in the hands of a good-looking woman.
b) A good-looking woman is more than a match for the average Nepali. She will twist you around her little finger and make you jump through hoops. Things will get done her way nearly all the time. Of course, it will be fun to jump through hoops for someone as lovely as she is.
c) As I mentioned before, a beautiful woman is unlikely to be particularly virtuous or righteous. But that is okay, since too much virtue often goes hand-in-hand with rather undesirable traits. A virtuous woman may also be ugly, weird, boring, hyper-religious or frigid.
d) A beautiful woman is more likely to "stray" after marriage too. The fact that a woman is married does not make her off-limits to adventurers or would-be Casanovas. The more lovely a woman is, the more likely is she to be propositioned by her male colleagues or friends. Ergo, she is subject to much more temptation than her homely counterparts. Think about this...how would it be if women kept asking you, a man, to make love to them? How many times would you refuse?

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DISCLAIMER: I did NOT write this. But, YES, I am looking :)
jj Posted on 25-Apr-02 11:23 PM

so, you're looking, eh? quick question - do you agree with what you posted?
hmmm.... Posted on 26-Apr-02 12:40 AM

Ok Paschim, my question is this:

Do you want me to drool over your future wife?

hmmm....
diwas k Posted on 26-Apr-02 02:13 AM

Paschim,
This URL http://www.rajiv.com/india/humor/goodwife.asp has a nice writeup on your kinda quest. Esp. the "How to go about selecting a beautiful wife" part.

Also seen at the same website: "Girls are like internet domain names. The ones I like are already taken."

_diwas
Paschim Posted on 26-Apr-02 02:43 AM

jj-ji: No comments, except that like the UML, I tend to lend "alochanatmak samarthan" - critical support - to all my conscious actions :)

hmmm-ji: No comments, except that the phenomenon is quite pervasive and unpreventable, isn't it? After all, didn't the Swar Samrat himself guiltily sing "lovi najar-haru" :)

diwas-ji: So, this is where this stuff was lifted out of. Sensing my desperation, a friend did the needed editing and sent it to me to "boost my morale" as he put it. And I felt great this morning! Thank god, I put that unambiguous disclaimer at the bottom about the origin of the wisdom. Natra, diwas-ji le plagiarism ko jaanto ma naramrari pelne rahechhan :)
leviathan. Posted on 26-Apr-02 02:51 AM

Paschim dai,

I must protest to the following:

"A good-looking woman is more than a match for the average Nepali."

Simply not true. I would be really interested in knowing the logic behind this foolhardy argument.

Having said that, I would be the first to agree with the following proposition:

"Of course, it will be fun to jump through hoops for someone as lovely as she is."

Similarly, the following narrow mindedness makes me shiver:

"... a beautiful woman is unlikely to be particularly virtuous or righteous."

The most beautiful woman I have the pleasure of knowing is also the epitome of all things kind and virtuous. (But alas, I must confess I have not won her over... YET!)

Although the posting was generally scandalous, it was nonetheless amusing.
leviathan. Posted on 26-Apr-02 03:03 AM

On a side note, the posting just reminded me of a certain Roman poet of the late BCs and early ADs, Ovid.

Paschim dai, if you have time I would highly recommend his Erotic Poems and the Amores. Ovid (rightly!) compares love to warfare and his poems are a semi- precursor to Vatsayans Kamasutra in that it is a lucid guide to sexual seige warfare.

Enjoying flirting myself, it just seemed reassuring to me that the Ovidian mantra is still alive, and doing well!
diwas k Posted on 26-Apr-02 03:50 AM

Paschim,
Stuffs like those are freely floating around the internet, and it would be difficult to find the "ORIGINAL" author, besides it being simply pointless. A similar discussion is on some earlier threads, where the poster was looking for the "author" of some "kimva_danti".

I did not bring up anything about plagiarism, it could be your little "oversensitivity", which is understandable, given the pressures and tonnes of feeders you would be getting from your subha_chintaks. Life's decisions.

I mentioned the URL to similarly boost your morale. Your statement " Natra, diwas-
ji le plagiarism ko jaanto ma naramrari elne rahechhan :)" is not only galat tathaa bhraamak, but also, kapolakalpit, atiranjit, aadhaarhin, ra maan_haani ko mudda daayar garna prime candidate ho... EE Kura Thik Saacho Ho, Saachhhi chhadke kinarako sadar... _diwas

ps: 1. Pls keep us posted on progress, and 2. "atiranjit" bhaneko ke ho.. thaha bhaye yaso bataaidinu hola..
>
>diwas-ji: So, this is where this stuff was
>lifted out of. Sensing my desperation, a
>friend did the needed editing and sent it to
>me to "boost my morale" as he put it. And I
>felt great this morning! Thank god, I put
>that unambiguous disclaimer at the bottom
>about the origin of the wisdom. Natra, diwas-
>ji le plagiarism ko jaanto ma naramrari
>pelne rahechhan :)
Paschim Posted on 26-Apr-02 04:47 AM

Leviathan, yes, whenever I see Ovid mentioned, I recall the story "Naso" by Guru Prasad Mainali coz Naso was Ovid's other name. And one of Mainali's famous characters is "Gaunthali"...a name I have borrowed myself to immortalize my character Sanu.

But while we're at it, let's drop the Romans, and talk about the Greeks...ooooohh...who'd beat Aphrodite - all that lust and rapture...ek choti Narayanghat ko Joon Cinema Hall ma Madhuri ko filim "Dil" herna ga hagi. Black ma balla balla ticket paiyo. Film khatra, tyesai tyesai romantic bhaiyo...najikai ki thiti lai, "Ma timro Adonis priye, timi mero Aphrodite" bhaneko..."Ja, Narayani ma gayera hamfaal na murdaar" bhanin...Tyes pachhi Aphrodite ko yaad aathena, aaja barha barsa pacchi mythology ko mitho yaad dilaunu bho. Merci :)

Re. flirting, as your creator Hobbes would have said, life is too 'solitary, brutish, and short' to let it pass without some, hoina ra?

And diwas, thanks for your note. I think, "atiranjit" means embellished and exaggerated - one of those politically erotic words, which I use quite a bit myself. On "progress", khai, bhanna laaj lagchha, tara jati prayas gare pani, chittha pardaina baa...gajab chha :)
diwas k Posted on 26-Apr-02 05:04 AM

Paschim,

Re: Chittha-
Aakha chittha hereko ho ki.. pleasing to the eyes
Jana_kalyan chitta ho ki .. Mangalaaya tho:hari
Red Cross chittha ho ki .. Mar_te_dum_tak
Bumper Upahar ...
or the Power Ball...

or .. has the mission been downgraded to just "looking" from "looking for chitta" ? Lessons could be shared among like-minded (looking wise) folks...._diwas


>which I use quite a bit myself. On "progress"
>, khai, bhanna laaj lagchha, tara jati
>prayas gare pani, chittha pardaina baa...
>gajab chha :)
HahooGuru Posted on 26-Apr-02 05:25 AM

Paschim ji,

Beautiful woman is a vague phrase. Its illusion. What is
beautiful, that should be defined first. As someone wrote
in this forum 16 barshe umerai ma Syaal-ni pani chwak hunche
re. Well, there are at least three criterias to be beatiful
(for common peoples), in my opinion:

1. Facail Beauty: It has two sub class
a. Sexy type beauty (samatera mwai khau jasti)
b. hishi pareki (heri rahu jasti. Pakdera Pocket ma hali
sachera / sajayera rakhne putali jasti)

2. Overall Body : Tadha bata herda dekhine beauty-ness.
Najikai jada ta Budhi-po rahichha yaar, bhanne khal ko beauty.
Japanese say, "khao ga yabai yo, body da yo body".
Facial beaty is temporary, but, maintained body last longer.

3. Heart because of Beautiful Heart: Some look moti naramri
but, handsom guys are seen to be hanging with them and finally,
even get married. She don't fall on Criteria I and II but, fall
in extra-ordinary criteria, where you can not classify girls
by just looking at their face or body. Well, if you are lucky
to get her, you will be mentally very happy.

What I feel is that blend of 3 in girls or woman who fall in
category would be the best combination, and only a few
are successful in getting such woman as wives.

Nepali girls when they are single (before marriage), they
are usually slim and beautiful , but, once they get married
and specially, when they have first child, wow, they eat
GHYU so much that their wt. goes up that might never return
to the wt they had just before gettign married. And, facial
beauty does not last for which you selected her out of several
dozen photographs via your Lami. So, you should be prepared
for the loss of facial beauty and slimmy body beauty. So,
the lasting beauty will be probably the one from criteria number
3, i.e. beauty in heart.

Well, its very difficult to judge who is lasting beautiful girl, but,
marriage for woman or man is like selecting apple out of
DOKO of the pasale. In Nepal, you usually have chances to
select only one out of the doko full of Apples, and if you
fail to get best one, probably your life will turn to miserable
situation, and if you are lucky, you will be happy with your spouse.
But, in developed countries, peoples can taste and leave
and go to taste a new ... . until you get satisfied. Well, you
probably have hard time to find a fresh untouched apple in
the market.

There is nothing perfect in the world,so its you to make it
or leave it.

So, Paschim ji, I extend my best wishes to find your spouse,
and I wish she has all three features.

Your
HahooGuru
Naya Keta Posted on 26-Apr-02 09:14 AM

Paschimji
Have followed your regular postings with great admiration and have thoroughly enjoyed them..be it a thought provoking piece or one of a more trivial nature....But I must say, when it comes to the opposite sex (especially now as you say you are looking for a future partner) you seem to have no clue and consequently arising from that I feel a sense of desperation in you, I could be wrong. It doesn't become you and quite frankly there is no need for you to be so....If an eligible bachelor (among the top ten of the Nepalese world-wide?) like you is verging on the side of desperation, what should be the state of good-for-nothings like us...In a world where the strong hetrosexual masculine image is under attack from all sides, give us all hope by becoming our beacon of light, our stoic role-model exuding the virtues of calmness and serenity, regardless of the inner turmoils of the soul. We, the battered and bruised, need a HERO.
Biswo Posted on 26-Apr-02 10:42 AM

Paschimji:

It is ironical to read these points from a man who is probably 'the most eligible
bachelor in sajha.com', and living in(or adjacent to) the ocean of humanity,
probably in a town characterised in the Robert Deniro's classic "The deerhunters"
as the town of vice.

I have one idea why you are condemned to this eternal ennui of waiting for Miss
Right.It is because the most beautiful women also think that:

a. A very good-looking man in his late 20s knows about women more than what
she knows about men by the time.
b. She will have no upper hand in any matter. She would probably be dumber,
and her beauty is matched by her man.
c. Her man ,very likely, won't be fidel to her.
d.a handsome man is unlikely to be particularly virtuous or righteous.

So, I am sorry Paschimji, it is not only you but the whole world is littered with
the story of how ungainly subbaa and kharidaar are marrying beautiful women
while handsome dudes are condemned to eternal wait or homely wives.

Let me know if I can be of anyhelp to you, bro. My email address like always is:

helpinghand@rightbeau.com
leviathan. Posted on 26-Apr-02 11:07 AM

i would have to disagree with biswa jis assertions on the same grounds that i disagreed with the original postings, they are gross overgeneralizations.

it is simply unfair to generalize what beautiful women or men think, the concept of beauty itself being relative.

i shall admit, however, that after attending more than my quota of frat parties and having being a party to countless nights of drinking and debauchery, my own views on the subject have become somewhat more cynical.

thus, i am going to invoke poetic license and update the prosiac and overdone "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder" to a more fitting and dionyisian "beauty lies in the eyes of the beer-holder."
hmmm.... Posted on 26-Apr-02 11:51 AM

Paschim and women. By the tone of his writing you can imagine that Paschim loves (beautiful) women. One might argue who does not-- but Paschim is "Kanya Rasi" player. I think he have had good share of women, more than his share, and yet he loves playing this game as if....

He knows how much he is worth-- the Budha graduate with flying colors, LSE and Harvard etc. etc. Just like he explained how beautiful women play their life knowing they are beautiful, this guy is doing the same thing-- as if he is desperate, as if he is approachable. He wants to be desirable and does it in a shrewed way. He "tries" to be modest about this, so we can't despise him. I am sure some women must be going head-over heels for him, and this makes our Paschim very victorious. Do I know Paschim, NO, but I sense this through my pshycis power. Paschim has stranded a lot of girls with broken hearts, he is one cruel mean person. Since breaking heads could be a crime but breaking heart is not, our Paschim walks freely, tempting innocent girls to love him.

I hope Paschim gets married soon and finishes his "search" saga. Well my hunch is, he won't stop looking even after that. After all he is a big fan of BP Koirala.

a long hmmm.....
freeek Posted on 26-Apr-02 12:28 PM

if i marry a girl, "dui wota kura huncha", either i marry a beautiful girl, or ill marry not so beautiful girl. If i marry a beautiful girl, then its okay, but if i dont', then "dui wota kura huncha", either i marry okay girl, or i marry ugly girl, if i marry okay girl, its okay, but if i marry ugly girl.. "dui wota kura huncha", either she will be sooo good to me that ill fall in love with her, or i wont, if i will, thats cool, but if i don't, then "dui wota kura huncha", either i get divorced, or ill have ugly kid, divorce bhaye its okay, but if i have ugly kid, "dui wota kura huncha", either my kid will be well mannered, or not, if he is well mannered, its okay, otherwise, "dui wota kura huncha" either people don't care about his mischief, or they will say "jasto bau usta choro, ugly mathi ugly, badmas maathi badmas,"... if they don't care its okay, but if they care, then "dui wota kura huncha"....... either i kill myself, or ill kill them.. if i kill myself, its okay, but if i kill them, "dui wota kura huncha"......

it will never end.. hehe
Da Ge Posted on 26-Apr-02 12:37 PM

Paschimji,

Your posting certainly shows your frustration on your hunt for Ms. Right. As an settled down, married and committed to one women with "all my heart and soul", I have few stories to tell you.

1. As we all know Kasturi has bina in his belly button which is very fragrant. Kasturi runs all over the forest trying to find the source of the smell, not knowing it is right underneath its belly.

2. A mouse wanted to arrange a marriage for his daughter. He wanted to find the most powerful person in the universe(remember it is a fairy tale) for his beloved daughter. He saw the bright sun in the sky giving light to the world and thought who could be more powerful than the sun. He went to the sun explained why he is paying visit and asked if he would marry his daughter since he is so powerful and gives light to world. Then sun replied, "I am not the most powerful, I get hovered by the clouds. if they block my rays, I cannot give my light."

Agreeing with the sun, he goes to the cloud and repeats the same thing. For which cloud replies, "I am not the powerful one, I go wherever wind takes me, wind is the powerful one"

Our mouse then pays a visit to the wind, the wind directs him to the mountain saying "as much as I would like to fly, I got blocked by the mountains" His journey continues, he goes to the mountain gave him the reason and the story behind his visit, the mountains, then replied, "I will be delighted to mary your daughter. I am honoured by your proposal but I am not the most poweful one. I have many weaknesses, the biggest weakness is mice. They can drilll a whole anytime they want to. If they drill big enough hole, I will not be standing tall"

At the end, our mouse found a handsome young male mouse and gave his daughter. They lived happily ever after.

Moral of these two stories, Sometimes we just need to change our perspective find out if we are looking at the wrong places. It may be that the very thing we are looking for is right next to us (I am paraphrasing Venessa Williams here), some how we don't see it.

3. An antelope was drinking water in a pond. He saw his own reflection on the pond. He admired his nice antlers. He thought they were so beautiful, it made look elegant, powerful. He looked at his limbs. They were slim, ugly. He hated them. They made him look weak. Oh, How much he wished he could change them.

After finishing drinking water, he started to go about his way. After travelling for a while, he sensed something was following him. He turned his head and he saw this huge predator chasing him. He started to run as fast as he can. The predator started to run too. He looked back again, he realised he was loosing the distance. He decided to hide him self in a cave. Right before he entered the cave, his beautiful antlers got tangled in a shrub bush. He tried to pull himself out but to no avail. Now how he wished he did not have those once admired antlers. Eventually, predator catches him and kills him.

Moral of the story, "beauty is to see but not to touch" and not to own.
freeek Posted on 26-Apr-02 01:22 PM

hmmmmm........

Da ge.. Just wondering if you are the one who is hitting on Mr paschime... it just sounds like that... Just wondering



eeeeeh eeeeeeh eeeeeh eeeeeh!!!!
zul Posted on 26-Apr-02 01:43 PM

why is physical beauty so important to guys? I agree that it should be to some level but what about a women's personality? shouldn't that count for something as well. remember beauty fades but a beautiful, charming personality lasts forever.
mistry Posted on 26-Apr-02 01:52 PM

It's totally untrue that pretties women are less virtuous. In fact, it has been scientifically proven that ugly women are mean as f*&# .Avoid them.
freeek Posted on 26-Apr-02 01:55 PM

zul nothin' lasts forever!!

By the way let me tell you the secret of guys........ if you are not a guy
we guys are always looking, when we are teen, any kind of girl will do... as far as she is standing on her feet, and she has a shape like woman

guys in 20>> we loook for beautiful girl, whats the use of personality, you have whole life to find the one with personaity

guys in 35 and beyond>> now we need lady with good personality, so that she looks good while we walk together...

after 50, once again anything will do as far as she is standing on her two feet.



heehe.,... all the girls in the world gonna kill me hehehe
reminder Posted on 26-Apr-02 02:10 PM

in western world, men's shoe size is a BIG factor when talking about relationships. Does it have any role in our society?
Paschim Posted on 27-Apr-02 12:45 AM

Mero khula-patra.

Friends, thanks for your warm, educational, and amusing thoughts. Couldn't possibly reply individually, so with the following, I clarify, and rest my case.

1. I've explained before, my "khoj" is more of a light-hearted hullabaloo, an exclusive theme tailor-made with jest just for Sajha.com. Tyesaile yo issue lai ekdam seriously liyi dinu bhayena!! It's a selfish pursuit, but as long as names are not being named, and I write with no malice, in an open forum, I suppose it's all right to invite and urge everyone to come on board to play and get on with the game, hoina?

2. In real life I aspire to be a gentleman, and am privileged to have a wonderful circle of female companions across 5 continents. Like most normal people, I like to be liked, but for who I am. I have many vices, but meanness and false modesty are not among them. And I never mislead. Two facts on my past liaisons are: neither into bimbos nor female Einsteins, my sustained friendships, platonic or otherwise, have been with warm, graceful women who are simply a pleasure to talk to; and I am a loyal, serial monogamist. But I have failed more than succeeded in my overtures to women who have enthralled me for their grace and substance, was actually dumped last year, and have remained a bored, single, and available young man since. These experiences have made me a stronger person with a heightened appreciation for humor.

3. To answer Biswo, yes, I live in a promiscuous town, but the paradoxical extension of that is I am forced to lead a life of celibacy! For obvious reasons.

Again, friends, thanks for all your inputs. Didn't mean it to be this serious!! Tara, subhakamana ra sallaha sangai, potential kanya haru ko email address pani yeso pathaidinu bhayo bhane, I won't complain, and will just shut up :)
NK Posted on 27-Apr-02 08:19 AM

>.But I have failed more than succeeded in my overtures to women who have >enthralled me for their grace and substance, was actually dumped last year, and >have remained a bored, single, and available young man since.

Paschim,

Just a hunch, you may even say an educated guess. Are these overtures here in Sajha.com a way to win over that particular woman, who actually dumped you? She must be deaf and blind not to give in. Or, you must have done something really bad.......

hmmmm.....(as 'hmmmm' would go)
Bikse Posted on 27-Apr-02 10:51 AM

Mr Paschim,
The advantages far outweigh the disadvantages you have pointed out.Fortunately i dont consider any of the disadvantages that u have mentioned as real disadvantages.
Sningles.com Posted on 27-Apr-02 05:33 PM

Hey guys, I really think ya'll need to visit this site.... WWW.SINGLES.COM.
haha
atimanu Posted on 27-Apr-02 09:28 PM

Seems u have strong vocabulary and sense of expression. English major? might be true. What ever like your way and cannot stop appreciating it. The way u wrote was powerful. Have fun.
Bhaira Posted on 27-Apr-02 10:38 PM

paschima, U seem to be pervert. lol have fun. Want some email add of chicks.White, Black, Hispanic, asian ki pukka Nepali thiti. Nepali chicks la ta value dina ni ho. I dunnot know why might be they are dumb or wants us to be a rhitiik roshan(sorry if the spelling is wrong coz i donot remeber the name of Dhoti hero) I think we are not wat they want no matter if we are Brad Pid or James Din. Nepali chicks are dumb. Ass holes some of 'em might be good among but i have not meet any chicks. If that is my fault i am sorry.

If u want u can reply me i will give u all the email add i have of the chicks.
555 Posted on 27-Apr-02 11:09 PM

HMMMM it was cool to hear it.
djanonymous Posted on 27-Apr-02 11:24 PM

NK.. I am a great fan of you. I admit. May I contant you?
Shiek Yerbouti Posted on 28-Apr-02 12:25 AM

Brad Pid and James Din Ha haha that's a stroke of genius.

This is good slap schtick.

BTW how many times do you ya'll touch yourself in a day?
Paschim Posted on 28-Apr-02 01:16 AM

Thanks NK, she really is, isn't she? You made my day!
diwas k Posted on 28-Apr-02 05:18 AM

Paschim,
In another thread you said "..., think about the lovely actress Sonali Bendre, and please smile."

Would it partly explain your miseries...? .. just another hunch...

_diwas
bikse Posted on 28-Apr-02 08:53 AM

Guys,
Either you can have a beautiful wife or a Nepali wife.You cant have both at the same time.Unfortunately like most of you guys have pointed out that most of the nepali girls are dumb ass .... is sad but true... What can be the option for the guys who intend to marry a nepali girl ??? What can he get from a nepali wife...sexual pleasure and fun is absolutely ruled out ...what are the advantages ?? anyone ...anyone ???
NK Posted on 28-Apr-02 09:49 AM

djanonymous, of cours you can "contant" me, whatever that means ;). But this thread is about Pachim and his khoj, so let's keep our focus.
djanonymous Posted on 28-Apr-02 10:00 AM

Well, to make this message short. I love your writing.That's the reason I am "contant' ing you. Have a god sunday.

p.s. I like that word "contant" even though it came out of my spell error...but you know what I meant. Take care
djanonymous Posted on 28-Apr-02 10:01 AM

Sorry! I meant to send my previous message through email. But stupid me, I am way fast to click that submit button.
Paschim Posted on 28-Apr-02 09:16 PM

Now, Diwas, be fair...is Sonali really that bad? Recall, of course, that when we talk about actresses, we don't care how they act. The only thing that matters is the legs :)

Must make a confession on this holy Monday morning: I've always had a soft spot for Brahmin girls from Maharashtra! First it was Madhuri Dixit - just loved everything about her, including, surprisingly, the acting. I have total respect for the institution of marriage (in fact, can't wait to become a great, faithful husband myself), so I was forced to shift my loyalties to Sonali after Ms. Dixit moved to LA with that surgeon gentleman :)