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Posted
on 19-May-02 09:22 PM
"THE OLD VERSION"
--If you love somebody, set her free…
if she comes back , she's yours ..
if she doesn't, she never was..
"THE NEW VERSIONS"
Pessimists-
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she comes back, she's yours,
if she doesn't ,well , as expected, she never was
Optimists
If you love somebody,
set her free…
don't worry , she'll come back.
Suspicious
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she doesn't come back within some time,
forget her.
Patient
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back…
Playful
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she comes back ,and if you love her still,
set her free again.
Vengeful
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she doesn't come back,
hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ progammer
if (you-love(m_she))m_she.free()
if (m_she == null) m_she=new Cshe
Bill Gates
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she comes back,
I think we can change her for reinstallation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologists
If you love somebody,
set her free…
she'll evolve.
Statistician
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
if she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fan
If you love somebody,
set her free…
SHE'LL BE BACK.
Over possessive
If you love somebody,
don't set her free…
MBA
If you love somebody,
set her free…instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
If you love somebody,
set her free…
if she comes back, her super ego is dominant..
if she doesn't come back, her id is supreme
if she doesn't go , she must be crazy.
Finance expert
If you love somebody, set her free …
If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans..
if she doesn't , write her off as an asset gone bad.
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