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Posted
on 23-May-02 09:13 PM
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Obviously angry, back into the house she went, stomping her feet.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!!!"
My stupid computer keeps saying', "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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| HahooGuru |
Posted
on 23-May-02 10:15 PM
good joke indeed. Like this, the "Press AnyKey" was one another
joke a new computer user telephoned to the computer shop asking
where is that "ANYKEY" on the keyboard.
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| Everett |
Posted
on 24-May-02 01:02 PM
This is voted as the best e-mail joke in Australia in 2001. Hope
you enjoy it.
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After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle
man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to
meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip.
They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time
together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the
boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a
later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline
was not responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami
Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as
uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him
a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly
wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his
wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error in the
e-mail address.
His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's
wife whose even older husband had died only the day before.
When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at
the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead.
Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the
screen:
Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some
confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation
of your arrival tomorrow.
Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at
how hot it is down here.
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| NepaliChora |
Posted
on 26-May-02 03:42 AM
Q: What do you call a chinese person who's overweight?
A: Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton)
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What do you name a retarded Chinese baby?
"Sum Ting Wong"
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| NepaliChora |
Posted
on 26-May-02 03:49 AM
Computer Business
Joke Submitted By: Anonymous
Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:
"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the
words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept
anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there
were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way
over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's
because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked
now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing
stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up
just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the
store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
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