| Adwiti Subba |
Posted
on 28-Mar-01 02:59 PM
Found this in the Nepal Digest and thought this was quite interesting!
rdahal@aol.com (RDAHAL) Newsgroups: soc.culture.nepal Subject: 10 REASONS WHY INDIA SHOULD JOIN NEPAL Date: 9 Aug 1998 04:45:06 GMT
HERE ARE TEN REASONS WHY INDIA SHOULD JOIN NEPAL AND THE PRESENT-DAY INDIANS SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE CALLED NEPALIS.
1.THEY CAN CLAIM NEVER TO HAVE BEEN COLONIZED AND BE PROUD OF IT.
2.THEY CAN RIGHTFULLY CLAIM THAT LORD BUDDHA WAS BORN IN THEIR COUNTRY.
3.THEY CAN CLAIM TO HAVE THE HIGHEST PEAK IN THE WORLD.
4.THEY DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY(AND BE ACCUSED OF) ABOUT "MERCENARY GORKHA ARMY"
5.THE CHINESE POPULATION CAN BE SURPASSED SOONER RATHER THAN LATER MAKING THE UNIFIED COUNTRY THE MOST POPULOUS DEMOCRATIC ANARCHY IN THE WORLD!!
6.THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER ACCUSATION OF STEALING TENZING NORGAY.HE WOULD POSTHOMOUSLY BECOME A NEPALI CITIZEN.
7.THE PROBLEMS OF GURKHALAND, SIKKIM, BHUTAN WOULD END.
8.THE PEOPLE WOULD BE MORE PROSPEROUS WITH INCREASED NUMBERS OF CONSUMERS AND PRODUCERS IN THE UNIFIED COUNTRY. ALL IC WILL BE CONVERTED TO NC.AS THE NC HAS A LOWER EXCHANGE RATE VIS A VIS THE US DOLLAR, EXPORT MARKET WOULD BOOM.
9.EVERYONE WILL HAVE SURPLUS ELECTRICITY TO USE(80000 MEGAWATT POTENTIAL)NORTHERN BELT WOULD WELL IRRIGATED LEADING TO GREENER REVOLUTION.FARM EXPORT WOULD INCREASE SIGNIFICANTLY.FAMINE IN ORISSA, RAJASTHAN WOULD BE A THING OF THE PAST.
10.GIRIJA KOIRALA, WHO HAS A GOOD WORKING RELATION WITH NAWAZ SHARIF, AS THE PM OF THE UNIFIED COUNTRY WOULD BE ABLE TO PERSUADE PAKISTHAN TO DIVIDE KASHMIR ALONG THE LINE OF CONTROL THEREBY AVOIDING A NULEAR HOLOCAUST.A GRATEFUL WORLD WOULD SHOWER THE NEW COUNTRY WITH GIFTS AND PRESENTS AND EVERYONE WOULD LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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